The Coco Mentorship Experience

[Coco]

Tired of the same hum-drum mentorship opportunities offered annually by the usual blowhards and hacks? Then I'm the mentor for you. By the end of 2013, you'll be able to:

1. Fetch coffee

2. Confidently recite the alphabet backwards

3. Solicit illegal pay per view streams without the mods noticing

4. Win the WZCW Championship

5. Explain the difference between pills, tablets, and capsules

6. Subdue a prisoner using only three sticky notes and a baguette

Apply below.

 

[Барбоса]

2 out of 6 is enough for me

 

[Coco]

Bonus round:

7. Successfully defend the WZCW Championship

 

[Harthan]

Bonus round:

7. Successfully defend the WZCW Championship

That's harsh.

 

[Барбоса]

Bonus round:

7. Successfully defend the WZCW Championship

2 out of 7 is enough for me

 

[Coco]

That's harsh.

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[Барбоса]

Is there an extra credit course in Shooting Oneself in the Foot?

 

[Coco]

Is there an extra credit course in Shooting Oneself in the Foot?

No. But there will be a seminar on knitting that I expect any good apple polisher to attend.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Can this count as community service.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Your justified sig impresses me.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Your justified sig impresses me.

Coco's gonna mentor Sully's unbanned African-American alt.

This can only go tremendously well.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Coco's gonna mentor Sully's unbanned African-American alt.

This can only go tremendously well.

If I was an alt don't you think I'd be banned right now, I'd expect this stupidity from Lesnar, but not anybody out of the prison.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Sign me up

 

[George Steele's Barber]

If I was an alt don't you think I'd be banned right now, I'd expect this stupidity from Lesnar, but not anybody out of the prison.

Bill Lesnar is truth.

I'm glad you got back on Sully. I thought your banning was kind of BS. I found that pic to be a very loose interpretatiion of what constitutes porm. But in the end I don't think you handled things too well.

Oh, and sorry about the Steelers.

 

[The_Misson]

I knew being able to recite the alphabet backwards would pay off one of these days!

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Bill Lesnar is truth.

I'm glad you got back on Sully. I thought your banning was kind of BS. I found that pic to be a very loose interpretatiion of what constitutes porm. But in the end I don't think you handled things too well.

Oh, and sorry about the Steelers.

The fact that you believe somebody who has spent probably their whole time in the forum in prison pretty much just proves my point right off the bat. I find it idiotic you think I'd still be here if I was whoever this is.

 

[Coco]

Black Dynamite is showing a more dramatic need for guidance than anyone else at this point. Somebody needs to swoop in and make this competitive.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

The fact that you believe somebody who has spent probably their whole time in the forum in prison pretty much just proves my point right off the bat. I find it idiotic you think I'd still be here if I was whoever this is.

You joined in December, how do you know the percentage of Bill's membership that has been spent in prison?

I also find it difficult to believe that somebody would get a hard on for making uninspired snide remarks about him so quickly, especially with no interactions with him before the comments began.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

You joined in December, how do you know the percentage of Bill's membership that has been spent in prison?

I also find it difficult to believe that somebody would get a hard on for making uninspired snide remarks about him so quickly, especially with no interactions with him before the comments began.

I have talked to him before,I replied to him in one of his threads and asked about prison and that is basically where the problems started.I've been a guest quite a while so yes I know he's been there for a while. The only uninspired remarks seem to be the one's coming from his terrible threads in the prison.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Coco better choose me or I'll pull a Jericho.

 

[Coco]

Well, this is weird. It's pretty obvious Bla-Dy isn't an alt. He's like one of the coolest dudes here.

Well played.

 

[gd]

Have you read Awesome_Miz's RPs? The choice is obvious.

 

[¡Roján!]

I was Coco's mentee before Coco's new mentee was Coco's new mentee.

 

[Coco]

Have you read Awesome_Miz's RPs? The choice is obvious.

Fair point. I typed up some feedback for him but had to stop myself from posting it because it was too mean, even by my standards.

I was Coco's mentee before Coco's new mentee was Coco's new mentee.

This is a lie.

 

[Coco]

So, how's the election coming Coco?

That thing's not over yet? Jesus.