The Bar Room is ruining me as a poster

[Dexter]

I love it here, don't get me wrong. By far the most entertaining section of the forums. The problem, though, is things like the post I just read in that piece of shit Vince Russo thread Where The Guy Capitalizes Every Word In His Post And I Really Want To Point Out How Dumb That Is But I Can't Because It's A Non-Spam Section. See?! See how dumb that is!?

GAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ok. I feel better now. I just really had to get that out of my system.

 

[Minor League Brian]

I know, it does that. I made the mistake of coming here first, and I never left. I didn't know this was a wrestling forum for a year.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Dont worry Dexter... it does not ruin you. If there is shit on the forums, you come here to get your spammage out of your system then get right back into the swing of things.

Works for me... & my rep penis is finally fully erected to 11 bars!

 

[Dexter]

Yeah. I totally worked a dark match on ECW recently. I bet I jobbed to Tyler Reks.

God, how embarassing would that be?

 

[Minor League Brian]

I beat Santino Marella, the God himself.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Yeah. I totally worked a dark match on ECW recently. I bet I jobbed to Tyler Reks.

God, how embarassing would that be?

Lucky Hornswoggle ain't on ECW anymore.

 

[The Doctor]

At least you didn't job to Eric Escobar. I probably did.

 

[Dexter]

Hey, you pinned the Italian Stallion too, apparently. Way to go. You're right up there with Chris Masters.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I just like the idea that Doc's penis scored a win over Santino Marella...

even better when my penis said it was looking to come up from OCW...

 

[Dexter]

I've seen several guys whose penises are getting looks on Smackdown.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I've seen several guys whose penises are getting looks on Smackdown.

Or the penis's being held back by Triple H

 

[Lee]

better than being the transvestite champion