The 2018 Royal Rumble - Going the Distance

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Please don't be Dolph. Please don't be Dolph.

Don't worry, we can do one worse.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Well thats an anti climax.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Mojo Rawley.

It's not Ziggler so I'm happy

 

[BaconBits]

I’d have Mojo beat Roode. He fucked up by not wearing a Gronk jersey though.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Oh thank God it's not Dolph

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Charles Robinson is your referee ladies and gentlemen.

 

[OYDK]

I'm betting Mojo outlasts 90% of the current roster in terms of career longevity.

 

[Wildcat66]

and the first let down of the night

Hey.

At least it wasn't Dolph.

 

[shafe_41]

I’d have Mojo beat Roode. He fucked up by not wearing a Gronk jersey though.

Mojo fucked up by being Mojo

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Mojo reminds me of Nikita Kolov. They have the exact same build and hairstyle.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

There's my commercial break.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Rawley has potential, but he just doesn't have a grasp of grabbing an audience. It's not even that he's without charisma, it's just applied in the wrong areas.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Is Mojo that big or is Roode that small?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Not a very good tactic. Get the entire crowd to yell out that your doing your famous move.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Is Mojo that big or is Roode that small?

Rawley is 6 foot 4, so a little bit of both.

 

[BaconBits]

Mojo fucked up by being Mojo

I actually like Mojo.

 

[OYDK]

Rawley dicked that finish up real good.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Am I the only person who despises competitors being announced in advance for Rumble matches? The glory of Rumble matches is not knowing what to expect.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

That was a better match than anything on the takeover card last night.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Can we get a Mark Henry spot in this rumble? Please.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

That flashback reminded me of Chavo entering the 2008 Rumble despite being ECW Champion. God, that was hilariously stupid.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Put Flair in the Rumble. I'd laugh for weeks.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

God bless you Ric Flair. And your chicken neck.

 

[OYDK]

Braun Strowman should come in at 30 and tip the ring over, dumping everyone out in the process.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Can we get a Mark Henry spot in this rumble? Please.

He's retired now, but never say never. Personally, I hope he makes the Hall of Fame this year.