The 2018 Royal Rumble - Going the Distance

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Rollins made his new tights in art class.

Weren't you screaming "burn it down" in primary school?

 

[Bernkastel]

Wow. Those tights look awful. Whomever had those tailored should be dragged outside and beaten.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Why do they keep changing the commentators?

 

[#hamler]

Weren't you screaming "burn it down" in primary school?

Nah I burned down the primary school.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Wow. Those tights look awful. Whomever had those tailored should be dragged outside and beaten.

Whomever had those tailored was probably creating wrestlers on WCW Mayhem.

 

[Bernkastel]

Braun Strowman is going to destroy all of those announce tables tonight.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Seth Rollins's trunks reminds me of Bam Bam Bigelow. I miss that big man.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Y'all quit hatin on them baller Guerrero tights

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Why do they keep changing the commentators?

Because Booker is such an instrumental part of the commentary team.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Loooool

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Nakamura won! He won a middle-of-the-card Rumble and earned himself a middle-of-the-card Mania title match while Roman main events against Brock. All is right in the world.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Booker getting picked on by Graves is the best.

 

[Bernkastel]

Crowd is completely dead for this match.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Crowd is completely dead for this match.

Crowd is exhausted from the Rumble.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

$50 on nak @$2.50 thank you very much

How are the combined odds for Roman Reigns winning the Elimination Chamber and The Universal Title at WrestleMania? I want to put 50€ on that.

 

[Bernkastel]

Nakamura won! He won a middle-of-the-card Rumble and earned himself a middle-of-the-card Mania title match while Roman main events against Brock. All is right in the world.

And it was all predictable complains the fans, who chanted "AJ Styles!" when it was asked whom Nakamura should face at Mania.

 

[Bernkastel]

Crowd is exhausted from the Rumble.

As am I. I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.

 

[Wildcat66]

I am a happy man that Shinsuke and Roman made the final two. That was one of (perhaps) the best Royal Rumbles i've ever seen. Fantastic job by WWE booking this.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Seth Rollins is pulling an AJ Styles in the same show? Good.

 

[CyberPunk]

The crowd has gone dead. A pretty decent match has no reaction. That's why you don't put a rumble in the middle.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

God, I was kidding about your commentary, Booker.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I got to see Rey tonight. I'm so happy. All that matters.

 

[Wildcat66]

Heel turn anyone?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

The crowd has gone dead. A pretty decent match has no reaction. That's why you don't put a rumble in the middle.

There was going to be one regardless. Rousey (I assume, not a spoiler) would have ruined them also. Lose/Lose. Especially if it's Rousey, she's the worst.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Yawwwn....The Bar is the best.