For the longest time, I have been overlooked.
Sure, I am just a poor man's Jake in a sea of poor men's Jakes. For my money - which is little, considering I am a poor man's Jake - I am the best poor man's Jake there has ever been, barring Luther. Maybe. I try and I try and I try to please you people, but to no avail.
I try to be chatty and friendly, but no! I am shunned. Will tells you his top ten sexual positions, Becca posts pictures of herself. Oh, how you'd much rather talk to them.
I try to be a serious poster, but that's not good enough for you. My unique blend of cynicism, sarcasm and over-the-top imagery just doesn't measure up to Sly and his pie charts or the Canadian and his random facts.
I try and try and try again, but nothing. How many WZ awards have I won? None. You people sicken me. It's about time I got some fucking recognition.
Vote for me, the rich man's Jake.
Also, fromthesouth is pretty good.
Vote: FromtheSam