The 2009 WZPTT, Semi Finals: AusCan Connection vs. fromtheSam

[Ty Burna]

Semi Finals of the 2009 WZ Posters Tag Tournament

AusCan Connection vs. fromtheSam

Location:
Ularu

Special Guest Referee:
Wayne Gretzky

This is the thread for the Semi Finals match between AusCan Connection and fromtheSam. Any votes placed between 2:21 PM EST May 1st and 2:21 PM EST May 4th will be tallied for the final results.

 

[Mr. TM]

Auscan

 

[klunderbunker]

FromtheSam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

For the longest time, I have been overlooked.

Sure, I am just a poor man's Jake in a sea of poor men's Jakes. For my money - which is little, considering I am a poor man's Jake - I am the best poor man's Jake there has ever been, barring Luther. Maybe. I try and I try and I try to please you people, but to no avail.

I try to be chatty and friendly, but no! I am shunned. Will tells you his top ten sexual positions, Becca posts pictures of herself. Oh, how you'd much rather talk to them.

I try to be a serious poster, but that's not good enough for you. My unique blend of cynicism, sarcasm and over-the-top imagery just doesn't measure up to Sly and his pie charts or the Canadian and his random facts.

I try and try and try again, but nothing. How many WZ awards have I won? None. You people sicken me. It's about time I got some fucking recognition.

Vote for me, the rich man's Jake.

Also, fromthesouth is pretty good.

Vote: FromtheSam

 

[klunderbunker]

Did Sam just go off on us?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fuck right I did. I'm tired of being known as the "TNA mod" or the "consistently second best G-Mod"; it's time I fucking won something. With fromthesouth at my side, I should be unstoppable. I'm sure you'll all find some bullshit excuse to vote against me though.

 

[klunderbunker]

I voted for you, despite your red rep today. I've always had the feeling you've disliked me.

 

[HBK-aholic]

You stole the Becca's favourite poster crown off IC, even though you don't like me

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are you going to vote for me then? I'm easily the best poster in WrestleZone history, no doubt. Xfear? Shocky? Irish? Sly? Pfft, they all pale in comparison to me. But oh no, everything's about debates and knowing how many JILW titles some obscure Madagascan wrestler won between March 13 1931 and April 30 1958. I am the pure essence of WrestleZone, right here!

 

[klunderbunker]

And KB > Sam, and since you already repped me today, I'm safe.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You wait until I spread that rep around, like so much hot butter. Because I am... hot butter.

 

[klunderbunker]

You're fattening, buring, tasteless and easily replaceable?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Buring? Fuck you. I'm not buring.

 

[klunderbunker]

True.

Fattening, FLAMING, tasteless and easily replaceable.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ah, you got me there. Flaming, that's me. Down to the bone.

 

[klunderbunker]

Flaming TNA fan. Proves you're a second rate WZer.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, it makes me unique, just like everyone else on WrestleZone.

See what I did there? Irony, motherfucker. Irony.

 

[SavageTaker]

Vote FromtheSam

 

[klunderbunker]

You cheer for a company that has Jeff freaking Jarrett as its focal point. how is that logical?

 

[Uncle Sam]

You cheer for a company that has Jeff freaking Jarrett as its focal point. how is that logical?

Do you actually watch TNA?

I don't.

 

[klunderbunker]

And you claim to be a real fan.

 

[Milkyway!]

Auscan.

 

[MattMoses]

fromtheSam.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Vote: FromtheSam

 

[brahma62]

FromtheSam