Ted Jr's Trust Fund - A million dollars??

[D-Man]

I get it. The Million Dollar Man was worth a million dollars, back in 1985. But let's face it... a million dollars isn't nearly what it used to be worth. So, does that mean Ted's trust fund only had a few million in it?

At the rate of today's economy, Ted had better stop pissing all of that money away. It'll be gone before he knows it.

 

[AjStyles]

perhaps he invested alot of it in stocks, or maybe even securities, who's to say

 

[Via Armbar]

He's got to be careful not to be become ''The Welfare Man'' Ted DiBiase Jr.

 

[Remix]

Didn't DiBiase's theme music say he was 'the Billion dollar man'? Ted was worth more than a million, even in 1985. Hell his belt's worth a million and he clearly had money going spare after he bought that.

I knid of assumed that Ted gets a million bucks a month, or however often he gets a pay off.

 

[Ferbian]

I'm guessing the only way they'd make him become a billionaire or (in this case, trillionaire) would be if WWE reused the fact that Ted DiBiase Sr. was called Trillionaire Ted.

Wouldn't make sense any other way I guess.

 

[D-Man]

I think Ted's got a business based out of Columbia dealing in a specific white powder...

 

[Big Sexy]

I think Ted's got a business based out of Columbia dealing in a specific white powder...

Columbians love baking soda

 

[Remix]

Technically, if he's based in Columbia, his buisness will be in 1 kg bricks which are then sold to people who make them into white powder.

Like Heroin, the international currency of cocaine is 1kg bricks.