SVR 2011 bullshittin thread

I just busted a nut at the depth of Story Designer. I've begun making my stories, and the following 2 depth moves have been added.

2.) In-Match Commentary: Can I get a fuck yes?! You can add up to 3 different comments that Cole (or whoever) will specifically make, at different points of your match - all determined by one of the Wrestlers' health. (meaning, default, yellow, orange, or red) There is up to 12 pages of comments; including adding in the build-up to matches still to come, tournaments, KOTR qualifying matches, title matches, feuds, injuries, everything.

Example: Since I'm having a tournament, two of the comments being made are "These two had little to no time to prepare for this match." and "This is a First Round Tournament match." My goodness, the fucking realism in even the commentary is now making me bust another nut.
That's amazing.

Big P: You can indeed remove/make vacant people, to have fucked up/funny looking cut scenes where guys get beat up by air, and what-knot. You simply have to click on the Wrestler you want to remove.. scroll down to "vacant" and click on vacant a couple times. (for some reason, it tries to not allow it.. then gives in after 2-3 clicks.)

I just watched HBK get chokeslammed through the mat, under the ring, into the fires of hell.. .. by his own imagination. (I'm actually assuming he dreams of this happening on a nightly basis these days.)
That's weird. I tried to click it , and it didn't allow it the first time, so I assumed I couldn't.

EDIT: Also, Hurricane actually has a full detailed character (NPC) model in the game for Story Designer?! I get his moves and stuff are in the game, but if you're putting the actual fucking character model in as well.. just let him be playable. This is ******ed.
Doc said it, since he is an NPC in Road to WrestleMania, he had to be kept in the game. But since he got fired early enough, they removed him from the playable roster.

Full list of NPC's you can pick from in Story Designer..

1. Hurricane
2. Jerry Lawler
3. Justin Roberts
4. Michael Cole
5. Paul Bearer (unsure if you can use him or not as a wrestler)
6. Referee
7. Security Guard A, B & C (3 of them; white blond, white dark hair, and black guy.)
8. Stephanie McMahon
9. Theodore Long
10. Tiffany
11. Todd Grisham
12. Tony Chimmel
13. WWE Doctor

So, why'd they take Shane out? That's some bullshit.
Umm, Shane McMahon left WWE back in January. Hence why he isn't in the game. Same reason Jeff Hardy isn't in the game.
Yeah I'm probably going to get this game today when I go to Best Buy to buy my new headphones. Hope I still get Bret with it.
Bad news for you. Bret is a download, and is only available for 360/PS3. So if you get the Wii version you aren't getting him. Just another reason to also have an HD Gaming Console. But you don't need to pre-order the game to get him. I just showed up at my best buy and got the game and got Bret.

And Doc, be careful, they have a buy 2 get 1 free on select new games at Best Buy. You might force yourself to spend more then you planned.
 
I'm loving the Story Designer mode, even though it takes me a few hours to complete each show. I was wanting to do a RAW and Smackdown one at the same time, but I'm having a hard time coming up with stuff for Smackdown wrestlers to do. I started my Story Designer at the first RAW of the new year, and I have my Story Designer planned out through at least Wrestlemania for RAW. I just might have a hard time making it all the way to Mania. But Smackdown, I don't have the slightest clue where I'm going with it.
 
That was fucking cool. I just annihilated JoMo with my CAW, music's playing, i'm celebrating, all of a sudden a WWE Universe Mode cutscene kicks in and Justin Roberts gets on the mic and says "Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just recieved word that this match has been ordered to restart as a Falls Count Anywhere match ..and it did. Time to pwn Jomo again.
 
I have a PS3. I just never use it. I'll get it for that.

Hopefully my PS3 can connect to the internet. It has a weak connection, since its downstairs and the router is upstairs. I could download Austin for last year, though, so I have hope.

Umm, Shane McMahon left WWE back in January. Hence why he isn't in the game. Same reason Jeff Hardy isn't in the game.
Pretty sure he meant Shane Helms.

I'm glad he's at least an NPC. Hurricane as GM? Yes please.

I was so disappointed when I found out you couldn't play custom music or have people show up on the Titantron in last year's story designer. Immediately, my story where Barack Obama takes over RAW became nothing more than a dream. :(
 
So, the match started.. me vs Randy Orton, and RVD shows up waving about a front-row ticket to Raw. Haha.. it's just cool. The little things like that, how much more fun and interesting it makes it.
 
So I've tried out this game (Wii Version) despite my initial reluctance.

LIKE:

I like the additions to various modes like Story Designer and Create-a-Finisher. Branching storylines were about the only thing keeping me from getting too involved in last year's effort. I didn't think I'd like the corner finishers, but here I am rocking a top rope stunner. Anything that adds to the bland move list of old is a plus.

I also like the WWE Universe mode. It really isn't as random as you'd think; you certainly won't be seeing a Dusty Finish to each or your matches, if that's your concern. What it does is give me a feeling I haven't had since the very first Smackdown game. Season and GM Modes are nice, but I also liked how exhibition play had an effect on rankings in WWF Smackdown!. Between this and the Story Designer mode, I would likely play this game more often than I did most previous versions of a WWE game going back to No Mercy.

NOT LIKE:

blah blah blah NXT blah blah blah No DLC blah blah blah

Road to Wrestlemania still fails to interest me at all. At least last year had Dusty Rhodes audio clips to amuse me. The CAW storyline is neat, much like it was last year, but still has it's flaws. What the fuck is up the walking around backstage? It reminds me of the driving/walking segments of No More Heroes, in that they are entirely useless. Why not use a menu system instead and save us hours of exciting gameplay that had been done to death in most every Mortal Kombat game in the last decade. There really isn't anything interactive to it beyond missing a few conversations because you don't really want to guide your "Slowest Running Mother Fucker In The World" avatar down some simple hallways. Haven't video games grown up past shit like this?

Going Wii specific here, but so many features could easily be implemented on the Wii version if THQ wasn't so lazy as to simply port the PS2 version. I get the limits on data prevent DLC content, but seeing as how even Rock Band can see and use music saved on an SD Card, why can't this game? Would it really have been that hard to add custom music support? We aren't even talking about the videos here, I couldn't care less about that. This one doesn't even let you use the PPV theme songs like '08 let you. Instead, you get 5-7 generic and forgettable rock tunes. The Wii is a limited system in a lot of ways, but it's biggest hinderance are cross platform developers too lazy to use the god damned hardware properly.

Is this game worth it's price for the Wii? I'd suggest it for another system if possible. It's a pretty good game as long as her hotter sisters aren't around.
 
thats just it though, it all apears fairly fucking random. And the news section is like a weak facebook feed

"Drew Mac and Rey Rey's relationship GOT EVEN WORSE"

I dont need to read about people being added as friends and getting mad at one another. lulz.



Also, goodness forbid you change the rosters around. Mine went nuts when I did it, switched Edge to SD, and he was in three title matches at the PPV :lmao:
 
A question to other Wii players (well, Noah really): Are you also having some weird audio-based glitches, or is it just me?
 
Didn't Mickie James, Mike Knox etc get released around the same time as The Hurricane?

If so, why are they still in the game and not him?

If not, then I'm drunk.
 
Thanks to WWE Universe mode, I'm currently having the weirdest Superstars match in history. It started off as a match between Miz, Bourne, and my CAW. As soon as my entrance was over David Hart Smith shows up with a front row ticket. In the middle of the match, JOHN CENA runs in, Cole and King mention his history with Miz...and then he starts helping Miz (CZENA HEEL TURNZ!!!111!!!) kick mine and Bourne's asses. I shudder to think what is going to happen after the match.

And in the match before that, I had defeated DiBiase with Santino when Vince McMahon decides to send Zack Ryder after me.

Buyer's remorse, all gone.
 
Glad you're enjoying it Doc.

I hope to put a good dent into it tomorrow.

You rocking the 3 for it? If so, add me if you want to try and set up a match sometime. merkley86.
 
Sadly, Merk, my PS3 can't connect to the internet except to download updates. It's too far away from the router. :(

Guess I'll have to make my own Hurricane and Bryan CAWs instead of cheating.
 
Thanks to WWE Universe mode, I'm currently having the weirdest Superstars match in history. It started off as a match between Miz, Bourne, and my CAW. As soon as my entrance was over David Hart Smith shows up with a front row ticket. In the middle of the match, JOHN CENA runs in, Cole and King mention his history with Miz...and then he starts helping Miz (CZENA HEEL TURNZ!!!111!!!) kick mine and Bourne's asses. I shudder to think what is going to happen after the match.

And in the match before that, I had defeated DiBiase with Santino when Vince McMahon decides to send Zack Ryder after me.

Buyer's remorse, all gone.

thats the thing though. Im just totally unsure if all this weirdness is purposely, and will branch out and make sense, of its just like a toddler throwing shit at a wall.

Had a match with Kofi Kingston Vs Vance Archer, that was interefered with by three people, and then after I won, got restarted as a submission match. By no one in particular, for no reason. lulz.

Can anyone actually confrim anything that occurs backstage ever happen? Does anything remotely make sense after a while?
 
Thanks to WWE Universe mode, I'm currently having the weirdest Superstars match in history. It started off as a match between Miz, Bourne, and my CAW. As soon as my entrance was over David Hart Smith shows up with a front row ticket. In the middle of the match, JOHN CENA runs in, Cole and King mention his history with Miz...and then he starts helping Miz (CZENA HEEL TURNZ!!!111!!!) kick mine and Bourne's asses. I shudder to think what is going to happen after the match.

And in the match before that, I had defeated DiBiase with Santino when Vince McMahon decides to send Zack Ryder after me.

Buyer's remorse, all gone.

I had similar experience like that before except no Cena turn lol, anyway my CAW J-Dogg is WWE Champion, he beat Triple H at Extreme Rules in an Extreme Rules Last Man Standing First Blood Match..LULZ, and then next night on RAW he's not even in the Main event..he's in a match with mark Henry who i don't think is in the top rankings list and not even a contender. This shit is so random.

I did have a humorous experience with Cena's RTWM, Sheamus was saying he and Maryse being together is destiny...LOL. And Maryse rejected him.
 
Im hoping the game becomes not so random after a few months as the game builds itself up around you

I saw hope so, even though not many run in's have happened to me thank hell, also the match creator is quite humourous too but what i also don't get is...HOW THE FUCK TO YOU BREAK OPEN THE CELL WALL?? :confused:
 
lulz, I have a run in or jumped during the entrance preeettyyyyyyy much every match

Im waiting for something to happen to me too.

And i don't know if you'd know Norc's but do you have Attribute Customizer? cause if you do i tried maxing people like Cena's attributes to 100 and it wouldn't me, i even tried to do the same with my CAW.
 

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