Here we go guys! Tonight, from St. Louis, Missouri we'll be presented by yet another annual Survivor Series, with a traditional Survivor Series match being actually the main event with, not only some throw away guys, but with an actual plot. The best of both worlds really!!
PRE-SHOW
WWE is putting out all the stops tonight, as one of the most beloved IWC wrestlers returns - and yes, I am talking about Bad News Barrett, to join the lovely Renee Young (whom I might add, would be a lovely Christmas Gift for yours truly) and her teammates in the panel. And oh yes, Fandango will have a match with Rosa Mendes as his new dance partner (I almost forgot why Summer Rae isn't anymore).
Be ready for the preview of a lifetime, as WWE's panelists will mention more than 1.000 fucking times, how the event is free on the WWE Network (except for you, hey UK fans?) and how important the freaking main event is - WE GET IT ALREADY
The Authority is in danger tonight, as per order of Vince McMahon, yes the actual leader of the freaking company! He says that he'll, well, I don't know, fire his daughter and son-in-law? Well, somehow they'll not be in charge anymore if they lose their match against the team of the WORST LEADER EVER in John Cena!! So, since HHH is still the boss, he says that if Team Cena loses, they'll be fired, except for Cena, because he kinda needs Cena and what not...
Do NOT, I repeat do not lose the opportunity to see Seth Rollins, team up with four other guys who are twice his size to take on John Cena, The Guy With The Iron Clad Contract, "The Eating Machine", "Sheep Mask" and @HeelZiger (*** CENA, look it up on Twittaah). You'll for sure see some fierce action - I can't wait to see Rusev being DQ'ed!
Oh Yeah, we'll also have other matches to fill up the card... Don't really remember them much, but I am sure you tech genius will find a way. Wait, I know Damien Sandow is in fucking action tonight, I hope he wins, he's AWESOME!!
On this revolutionary night, there are a lot of rumours and a lot of surprises in store, including THE DEBUT of the 55 YEAR OLD WRESTLER - STING! His popularity rose when he was the lead singer of The Police, but he marked his way into the history of wrestling when he started doing some waves, braah as a not recognized surfer. He also went completely goth sometime in his life, DAMN it looks like Boyhood all over again... Linklater you fucking genius.
