Steamboat Ricky vs. Ben Legend

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Hardcore Mayhem​

Steamboat Ricky vs. Ben Legend​

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All rps are due Dec 14 2007

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

*Steamboat Ricky and Polly are in the usual starting place of all promos: at the ship. There, our two heros are doing what they do best: swabbing the poop deck. They begin to reflect on recent occurrences.*

Yarrrrrrr! I still be a little sore from my last match.

Brrrrrack! What match!? It was cancelled! Too violent! Brrrrack!

Yarrrrr! Ye be right Polly. Way to "right the ship!" Yarrrrrrrrrrrhardyharharharyarrrrrrrr! Somebody must have spiked my O' Grog's.

*Now Steamboat and Polly are finished with their deck swabbing, so they discuss what to do to pass the time before Ricky's big Hardcore Mayhem match vs. Ben Legend.*

Yarrrrrr!!! I be bored, Polly! And I aint talking about a synonym for "plank," either. What should we do?

Brrrrrrrack! Let's go to L.A. Hollywood. Brrrrrack!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

*So Steamboat and Polly pull up the anchor and sail into Los Angeles, California. They start walk around the city, when they approach a movie poster.*

Yarrrrrr! There be a movie premier tonight! Let me read the poster:


WILL SMITH -------------- I AM LEGEND

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! It looks like the Legend will be here, Polly! Yarrrrrr! I reckon Steamboat will be softening him up! YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(Polly is speechless)

*Will Smith appears on stage, ready to introduce his new film to the audience.*

Here's the premier of my movie. I hope you all like it, even you Carlton.

Whoa, hold on mister, you're all over the map! Oh, Will, if there's any trouble, I'll just call the park rangers.

*All of a sudden, plummetting down toward the stage is what appears to be a Spanish Announce table that is engulfed in flames. The table lands on top of Will Smith, not killing him because it is a Spanish Announce Table. FYI - Spanish Announce Tables are sepcifically engineered with people being broken into them in mind. Thus, SAT, Inc. makes all of their tables with a significant amount of give in order to ensure the safety of the individual.*

Yarrrrrrr! Take THAT Ben Legend!

*Steamboat pulls another Spanish Announce Table out of his back pocket, sets it up, and gives Will Smith a Deck Swabber through it. The crowd looks on, and there appears to be trouble ahead for Steamboat and Polly...*


TO BE CONTINUED

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

*Just as things looked bleak for Steamboat and Polly, a DeLorean appears out of nowhere, and an old man pleads for our two heros to enter the vehicle.*

Whoa, that was a close one you two! It was a good thing I accidentally ended up in the year 2007. Hi, I'm Dr. Emmett Brown.

Yarrrrrrrrrrr! Thanks Doc! Those scurvy lubbers apparently aren't too keen on flaming Spanish Announce Tables!

I don't like them either. I hate mexican food. Anyway, we're at 88 mph, so hang on!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*The DeLorean successfully exits 2007, only to end up in the same place in the year 2000. It just so happens that the premier for The Legend of Bagger Vance, also starring Will Smith, is about to begin.*

Hey, I want to thank you all for coming out. I hope everyone enjoys the show, even you Carlton...

I'm a tuttie-fruity man, myself.


*All of a sudden, seven flaming Spanish Announce Tables fall from the rafters of the theatre, landing on and in the general vicinity of Will Smith. Steamboat descends from the rafters, as well, and he begins to taunt Will Smith.*

Yarrrrr! Take that past Ben Legend!

Quick! Get in!

*Once again, Doc saves Ricky and Polly from a potentially sticky situation. They once more reach 88 miles per hour, and this time, they end up in the year 2011. Once again arriving at the same point, they seem to have found teh premier for I am Legend 2, also starring Will Smith.*

Thank y'all for coming out to see the premier. I hope you all like it, even you Carlton...

Will says I do. He says it's time for me to leave the nest and start having sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it!


Yarrrrrrrrr! Kiddies! Don't be listening to this Carlton fellow. Steamboat knows what is best! Don't have sex until you're married! Yarrrr! And knowing is half the SEA BATTLE! YARRRRRRRRHARHARHARHARDY HAR

*Steamboat then puts Will Smith (future Ben Legend) through an undeterminable amount of flaming Spanish Announce Tables. Doc then grabs the two heros again, taking them back to 2007.*

Yarrr! Thanks for the help, Doc!

Great Scott!

*Doc closes the doors and flies off.*

Yarrrrrrrrrrr! What an adventure, Polly! Let's go drink SteamOGrog's until my match. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Brrrrrrack!


FADE

 

[Bentallica]

(We see Ben Legend in a hallway backstage)

LEGEND: On the last Meltdown, I was supposed to face Steamboat Ricky in a Hardcore Freestyle Match. I praised Ricky for being fearless, and being willing to do anything to get the win. This time, it's different. This time, I'm not out to flatter someone. This time, I'm out to flatten someone. Sure, Ricky has more skills with weapons at his disposal, but I don't need weapons to get the job done. I have enough wrestling skill to adapt and be ready for whatever Mr. Steamboat has to offer.

(Legend begins walking down the hall)

LEGEND: Ricky, you need to understand that I am not like anything you've ever faced before. I've been out of action for awhile, and I've had to sit on the sidelines and watch guys like you smother yourselves in the spotlight. But all of that is going to be an advantage. The fans adore you, and are gonna root for you to pick up the win here. On Meltdown, your going to believe in your own hype and underestimate me. And when you do, I will pounce on the chance to take you down and pick up the pinfall.

(Legend opens a door which leads into his locker room)

LEGEND:And let's not forget what kind of match this is. This is a Hardcore Mayhem Match, and just like last week, this one is right up your alley. This may be a huge disadvantage to me, but I only see opportunity. I see the opportunity to fight against all the odds and prove myself. I see the opportunity to show that I can be put on a pedestal like some of WZCW's greats and be admired. I see the opportunity to show people that you don't need to involve yourself in hilarious antics to be a good wrestler. And I see the opportunity to show people that Legend's aren't born...

(The camera pans close to Legend's face)

LEGEND: ...they're named.