Spawn Facts

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I guess it's my turn to do one huh?

1. Spawn likes BJ's.

2. Spawn likes girls with big boobs.

3. Spawn likes Law and Order.

4. Spawn likes wrasslin.


What can I say, I'm a simple little bastard.

 

[Dark Blaze]

At least these could actually be considered facts.

 

[santinoistight44]

for these four facts, i respect you deeply

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

See. no need for 25 or 50, 4 will be just fine.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

5. Spawn is boring. Hence why he only has 4 facts.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

No, Spawn isn't "All My Children" themed complicated. Spawn believes in the simpler things in life. Spawn believes that if you want to know about people, you ask about them and get to know them instead of expecting them to write everything out in front of you. Spawn also believes that men don't cry.... well unless it's during awkward moments in your "Uncle"'s basement when you were younger. Ah, the memories.

 

[Dark Blaze]

I guess it's my turn to do one huh?

1. Spawn likes BJ's.

2. Spawn likes girls with big boobs.

3. Spawn likes Law and Order.

4. Spawn likes wrasslin.


What can I say, I'm a simple little bastard.

I bet you like 'em from any gender right? A BJ is a BJ.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Spawn are you really my dad? Really dude, I don't watch law and order, but I you'st to. Love big tits, still a virgin but surly a bj is awsome.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I bet you like 'em from any gender right? A BJ is a BJ.

Nah, Spawn tends to get creeped out by his own facial hair so not yet to the point in my life where I'm into same gender BJ's. I know, don't knock it til you try it, but I'm not there yet.

 

[Spunky]

"6. Spawn refer's to himself in the 3rd person"

You should ass that to the list.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Ass?

 

[Spunky]

Ass?

It was a typo it was meant to say " Fuck you"

J/K It was meant to be ADD

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

"6. Spawn refer's to himself in the 3rd person"

You should ass that to the list.

Spawn does not refer to Spawn in the third person. For Spawn, there IS no third person. Spawn transcends all traditional aspects or verbal reality.