So This Whole Campaigning Thing

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Let's go over the nominations

Gandhi: Too Gentle

Spears: Too Loose

Hitler: Too dictatorial. Plus one balled. Does not give a good impression of wrestling fans.

Mussolini: Too dictatorial

Ashlee Simpson: Singer, Actress and a Mother. Has too much of a life

Anne Frank: Too young for such a HUGE responsibility. Also prone to writing diaries. May not be able to keep secrets.

Slyfox's Kitten: Too loyal to Sly.

Denny Crane: Arrogant and demented. Also a womanizer so he'll probably grow bored of the job.

So yeah, no one is a deserving candidate.

 

[JGlass]

Other: Pierce Brosnan.

Wtf kind of Coco poll is this without Pierce Brosnan?

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I would've created a "Who Gives A Fuck Party" had I not wanted to be loyal to gamers.

 

[Coco]

Other: Pierce Brosnan.

Wtf kind of Coco poll is this without Pierce Brosnan?

This was edited by someone who isn't familiar with such calling cards of mine. I made a poll with actual candidates and was winning by a large margin.

 

[LilacFray]

Spoiler

 

[Harthan]

The concept of Sly owning a kitten is too absurd for me to handle in conjunction with the particular amount of THC in my system right now.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

It wouldn't surprise me that Sly owns a cat. Fits with the James Bond style villain mould I have for him, though I expected him to be more of the Goldfinger type.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Sly's pussy for sure.

 

[Coco]

When did Mussolini get so popular?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

When did Mussolini get so popular?

I voted Mussolini because he's in Punk's theme song #fanboy

This.

 

[Coco]

Over Gandhi? Guess that paedophile thing finally caught up with him. At last: Justice.

 

[The Champ]

We don't need another nice mod. We need more dictators.