So This Whole Campaigning Thing

[Coco]

Kind of pointless, no? It leaves our popularity contest susceptible to dilution from influences like "issues" and "hatehabsforever's flawed logic." If you want to have a real popularity contest, let's have it out right now in its purest form. May the most popular man win! I demand the election be held here and now. Come at me, dudes and dudettes. Who thinks they can handle the Guns of the Navarone?

CLARIFICATION: This may be deemed official by Sly and KB. So choose carefully.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I can't muster any objections.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Well I guess this IS truly now a popularity contest.

 

[Coco]

And people think I lack vision. Ha!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Which one is the token black guy?

 

[Coco]

Hitler.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Killjoy

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Jenks

Swerve.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Awesome_Miz

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

The ABC party isn't doing well here

 

[Coco]

Well I think that about settles it.

I've gotta go take a dump. I expect my name to be bold when I get back.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Haha, Crock

 

[Harthan]

Man, I thought we had some kind of mutual respect happening Coco. Then you don't even put me in your poll. I'm wounded.

 

[The Crock]

Haha, Crock

Haha, fuck off.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Someone should recreate this outside the Bar Room.

 

[Coco]

Man, I thought we had some kind of mutual respect happening Coco. Then you don't even put me in your poll. I'm wounded.

It was between you and Hitler.

 

[Harthan]

It was between you and Hitler.

I understand. You couldn't handle the competition. It's all much clearer now.

 

[Davi323]

Wow, Coco, it's good to know that the ABC Party is scaring you so much that you have to fluff your feathers here...Maybe your election isn't going to be quite the slam dunk you thought it would be...

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Wow, Coco, it's good to know that the ABC Party is scaring you so much that you have to fluff your feathers here...Maybe your election isn't going to be quite the slam dunk you thought it would be...

1. Monkeys don't have feathers

2. How many votes did ABC members get?

 

[Coco]

Wow, Coco, it's good to know that the ABC Party is scaring you so much that you have to fluff your feathers here...Maybe your election isn't going to be quite the slam dunk you thought it would be...

Holy crap. He's older than D-Man.

 

[Con T.]

My absorbing question of why the fuck these forums need change has yet to be answered, and consequentially, Coco likely answers my question best.

I assume, of course.

 

[Davi323]

1. Monkeys don't have feathers

au contraire...

2. How many votes did ABC members get?

Doesn't matter, since this has absolutely nothing to do with the official election thread.

 

[The Champ]

I voted Mussolini because he's in Punk's theme song #fanboy

 

[Барбоса]

I voted Mussolini because he's in Punk's theme song #fanboy

So is Mohandas K. Gandhi

And Denny Crane should be

 

[Larry]

Being a big fan of the underdog, I chose Slyfox's cat. I'd love to see a cat moderate the forums. I imagine that would be viral video worthy.