so my GF broke up with me cause...

[i'm a cm punk girl]

i'm down with the flu and didn't want to drive to her parents house.

 

[Coco]

Her loss, buddy.

 

[Moon Knight]

1 less problem for you. Get a better GF and rub it in her face. Also tell all men in a country mile what she did.

You = Hot GF
Her = Single cat lady
You =

 

[AhSpicyDrop]

Get with one of her friends and give her the ol' "in and out". It's a win-win situation. You get your balls wet, and piss her off at the same time.

Same rule applies if you're a female, minus the balls getting wet.

 

[ABMorales787]

See. Men wouldn't do that. Men would just say 'kthxfyalaterbye.

 

[Nate DaMac]

You should kill her family.


After you get better, of course.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Yeah. Women are bitches like that.

You know, except for you. >.>

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Show her this video. THis will make her want you. Sexually.

[YOUTUBE]T4rfHAqs9EI[/YOUTUBE]

 

[The Butcher]

That video makes me want her sexually.

 

[Kodo Sawaki]

I thought you were a girl. Friend. Kelly kellys girlfriend.

If she cant be sympathetic with your needs and situations and in that moment she thinks all about her needs you dont need her in long terms...

 

[Nate DaMac]

She is a girl.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Shove all your snotty tissues in her box.

By that I mean her mailbox, not her vagina, although if the opportunity arises do that too.

 

[Stormtrooper]

So wait, Kelly Kelly dumped you? What a bitch....

1 less problem for you. Get a better GF and rub it in her face. Also tell all men in a country mile what she did.

But she can't rub it in her GFs face. The GF dumped her and I would assume that means no more putting it in her face.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I want to make a sexual joke but I'm above that...for now.

Truthfully if she left you over some petty bullshit like that it was never going to work and it is for the best that it happened now. I hope you get over both your flu and your broken heart.

 

[Moon Knight]

But she can't rub it in her GFs face. The GF dumped her and I would assume that means no more putting it in her face.

 

[Kodo Sawaki]

She is a girl.

Thought that much, but got confused by "buddy" post after OP...

Sorry KKG...

 

[JGlass]

I find it amusing how hard it is for some people to comprehend that we don't only have a female poster, but she happens to enjoy bumping uglies with other women.

Is it still called bumping uglies when it's two women? Is there really much bumping going on?

 

[Nate DaMac]

I find it amusing how hard it is for some people to comprehend that we don't only have a female poster, but she happens to enjoy bumping uglies with other women.

Is it still called bumping uglies when it's two women? Is there really much bumping going on?

I'd say yes.

 

[The_Reptile_]

I find it amusing how hard it is for some people to comprehend that we don't only have a female poster.

You'd think Sally and Becca would have gotten folks used to the concept of 'dem lady folk being on the forum.

 

[Con T.]

You'd think Sally and Becca would have gotten folks used to the concept of 'dem lady folk being on the forum.

I suggest that to get us better acquainted with the idea lady forum members bumping uglies, they present an exhibition for our eyes.

KB, get your woman on it

 

[Moon Knight]

I find it amusing how hard it is for some people to comprehend that we don't only have a female poster, but she happens to enjoy bumping uglies with other women.

Is it still called bumping uglies when it's two women? Is there really much bumping going on?

 

[Moon Knight]

You'd think Sally and Becca would have gotten folks used to the concept of 'dem lady folk being on the forum.

Rule 30, Reptile.

 

[ヒュー　G.　レックション]

Perhaps it was your Trish Stratus sig that did it, maybe she thought you were cheating? Talk it out.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

It's OK, I can do being female.

 

[Dirk]

So wait, Kelly Kelly dumped you? What a bitch...

Shit in her gymbag, the bitch!