So...James Storm Chopped Me (& It F'n Hurt)

[Johnny Scumm]

Spoiler

Yeah, it's a big pic, hence the spoiler tags. How I never posted this on this Forum before I don't know.
Last year, 2014, I was crewing at the London Film & Comic Con (Also host to a lot of Wrestling guests. Del Rio & Rey Mysterio two big names to boast). Now, James Storm was one of the guests at the 2014 Summer Convention. On Sunday night, once we finished crewing for the evening, we made our way back to the Hotel & decided to chill out with a few drinks before heading home the next day.

Sat pretty much next to us up at the Bar were James Storm & Tyler Mane (Sabretooth from X-Men, also a Wrestler for a bit). They were drinking (Storm actually prefers red wine over beer, NO LIE) & we joined them. As it was dying down and we were all laughing, Storm said he was in the mood to chop someone. I foolishly stepped up, merely because when I watch Wrestling, you always have this wonder of how bad it feels. Well, I found out.

Storm chopped me (T-shirt was on) & boy was it fucking loud. People on the other side of the bar heard it, Tyler Mane offered to give me one too & I felt it. The pain actually didn't last long, I think the booze helped me out. A hour or so later, I went back to my room & checked out my chest. I had a HUGE fucking handprint on my chest. It was awesome & stayed there for two weeks.

Needless to say, I actually really enjoyed being smacked by a pro-wrestler.
TL;DR - I met James Storm, he chopped me, I had a hand print on my chest for two weeks, you can see the red marks above the tshirt in the pic.

Anyone else been attacked by a pro wrestler before?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Thats pretty cool. I like Storm.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Storm rules. Chops do not. Awesome on you for taking one, but fuck that.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Thats pretty cool. I like Storm.

Surprisingly, I still do...

Storm rules. Chops do not. Awesome on you for taking one, but fuck that.

If you met Storm & he offered, you'd say no? Honestly, it's a once in a lifetime thing, don't say no

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Yeah, I'd say no. "How about we do a shot instead?" would be my counter.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Yeah, I'd say no. "How about we do a shot instead?" would be my counter.

With all the wine he was drinking, I think you'll have a tough time.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Still, I'd turn it down. What he's actually offering is "hey, who'd like to have blood vessels broken in their chest?"

 

[Shadowmancer]

Are you a Japanese Sponsor? No? Then you don't take chops from Wrestlers. This is an established thing because there is still this thing about Keep it Kayfabe. So you got Shoot Chopped and not Work Chopped.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I'm with Thrash on this one. If a wrestler, especially one I like like Storm, asked to give me a chop, I'm saying yes. Once in a lifetime opportunities are just that: once in a lifetime. Unless it's truly hazardous to your health, absolutely disgusting, or may put you behind bars, it's a yes.

I'm scared of heights. That didn't stop me from going skydiving.

 

[ABMorales787]

Pussy. Kidding, that's cool.

I've taken them from Carlos Colon. Fucker don't hold back.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Somebody chops me and I'm instinctively laying the nut on them in retaliation.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Like, I'd take a chop from Flair.

 

[Miko]

Like, I'd take a chop from Flair.

Hmm, his arm would just gently flatten and mold itself on your upper torso until you couldn't tell where he ended and you began.



Fair play though, Thrash I mean, did you ask to chop him back? Thrash, I mean.

 

[X]

Spoiler

Yeah, it's a big pic, hence the spoiler tags. How I never posted this on this Forum before I don't know.
Last year, 2014, I was crewing at the London Film & Comic Con (Also host to a lot of Wrestling guests. Del Rio & Rey Mysterio two big names to boast). Now, James Storm was one of the guests at the 2014 Summer Convention. On Sunday night, once we finished crewing for the evening, we made our way back to the Hotel & decided to chill out with a few drinks before heading home the next day.

Sat pretty much next to us up at the Bar were James Storm & Tyler Mane (Sabretooth from X-Men, also a Wrestler for a bit). They were drinking (Storm actually prefers red wine over beer, NO LIE) & we joined them. As it was dying down and we were all laughing, Storm said he was in the mood to chop someone. I foolishly stepped up, merely because when I watch Wrestling, you always have this wonder of how bad it feels. Well, I found out.

Storm chopped me (T-shirt was on) & boy was it fucking loud. People on the other side of the bar heard it, Tyler Mane offered to give me one too & I felt it. The pain actually didn't last long, I think the booze helped me out. A hour or so later, I went back to my room & checked out my chest. I had a HUGE fucking handprint on my chest. It was awesome & stayed there for two weeks.

Needless to say, I actually really enjoyed being smacked by a pro-wrestler.
TL;DR - I met James Storm, he chopped me, I had a hand print on my chest for two weeks, you can see the red marks above the tshirt in the pic.

Anyone else been attacked by a pro wrestler before?

For once, I can say this without memesarcasm and genuinely mean it:

Cool story bro. Really cool. That's awesome in fact. And yeah, we really underestimate how much the shit these guys do actually HURTS. It's honestly fucking amazing how these guys handle so much pain.

 

[rbv13]

Cool story. Back '01 I was given the opportunity to take one from the master of chop himself. That's right, Ric Flair. He was on a flight leaving Chicago headed towards Denver. He was cool about me completely marking out and bugging him while he was on a phone call. We chatted for a bit (I know I had been drinking and I think he may have had a few) and he agreed to lay one on me. I thought I was going to die he hit me so hard but it was well worth it.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Like, I'd take a chop from Flair.

This.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

This.

I doubt I'll ever meet Flair, Storm was the only option I had.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Flair will make the rounds in the UK soon... at least that's what his Facebook tells me.

 

[Bagpipes]

Did your chest toil in irrelevancy in a subpar company after this event?

 

[JohnJohnson]

I HATE chops!! And for the record work chops are shoot chops.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

eh, work chops aren't so bad.... SHOOT chops hurt... Those you wanna avoid like a plague lmao.