So I'm waiting to get out of work

[Murfish]

and after cleaning out possibly the most disgusting pizza station of all times, I ask a fellow employee to pick me up a pack of Parliament Menthols. He's a delivery driver that just came back to work at the shop after taking a break. I've known him for a few years. Bastard gives me Camel Menthol Lights because it's what he has and he doesn't want to drive for two minutes even thought I'm giving him a 'tip'.

What evs, at least he agreed to continue buying for me. I was out of people.

 

[The Doctor]

At least you have a job.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

At least you have a job.

What he said

 

[Murfish]

I work one day a week. It isn't really a job as much as it is a habit.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

You SMOKE? My image of you is forever changed.

 

[Kanye South]

You SMOKE? My image of you is forever changed.

I don't do it personally, but what's wrong with that??

 

[Mr. TM]

Murfish smoking came out a few months ago. Made him bad assed.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I never said there was anything wrong with it, it just changes how I imagine him in real life.

 

[Murfish]

I'm not a chain smoker, buddy. And the info has been out there for a while.

 

[jpfizzle]

You SMOKE? My image of you is forever changed.

Mines still the same, only the little blue sea creature has a cigarette in his mouth.

 

[Murfish]

That's pretty accurate.

 

[X]

...Parliament Menthols Murf?

Hang your head in shame.

 

[Murfish]

Why?

 

[X]

Parliaments are only smoked by cokeheads and preppies, usually cokehead preppies.

Menthols...are disgusting.

 

[Murfish]

They're more common in NJ. I've considered cutting the Menthol out. I don't like what it does to your throat.