klunderbunker
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Something that could be very fun to do to someone is tie them by their wrists and dangle them above a boiling vat of tar that would horribly burn them if they landed in it. We then begin to inject them with water. We start slowly so that it begins to take effect as a mild annoyance at first. While they scream for mercy, the pain that they're feeling will be secondary to their mental anguish. Once their vocal chords tire out we coat them in honey and unleash fire ants. All the while the water is continuing to fill their bodies. While this occurs, we attach five pound weights to their genitalia. After the ants leave, we bring in a rottweiler in heat. Exposing the person's anus, we allow the dog to mate with the person, preferably biting them. After hours have past, the water has reached the point of pure pain. At this point we spray the person with a high powered fire hose and cut off a toe from each foot while ripping out their fingernails. As the pain from the water rises, we offer them a choice: either let the water continue to drip into them, killing them by destroying their veins and eventually bladder or allow them to drop into the acid, melting their skin and disfiguring them for life.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
