So a hot asian chick likes me...

[Father:_Polley]

Don't be silly slim, there's no life beyond the internet.

 

[Slim Pickns]

I'm just trying to be that guy who pretends he does something other than post on internet forums and watch porn all day. Truth be told, I don't even know what day it is.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Probably thursday. It's friday here though. I should sleep. I hate unemployment

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Thats exactly what I though. But for some reason, she keeps telling me it don't matter. And I keep saying it does. She's kinda wierd... I'd post a convo, but ya know... Lazy...

Depends on Canadian Laws. I'm 33, black, and from Texas. So I can't even watch a 15 year old on TV without running the risk of getting arrested for Statutory. lol

 

[Jonny B]

If she were Legal I'd say just sleep with her. But she isn't so don't do anything... run as fast as you can seriously.

 

[Derf]

I think she got bored of me. Plus, I found a peice elsewhere... I had three girls in my apartment yesterday, and got a bit from all of em...

EDIT: Sorry, Mr Collins hacked my account.

Lol Kidding. I got some. Not from an asian though. Don't worry.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Oh Derfy, you disappoint me son. Don't give up on getting some Asian chick. Not THAT Asian chick, but some. They love you long time. Does she have a mother? lol