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I like to smoke. I mainly just smoke when I drink. Alcohol and cigarettes for whatever reason go great together. Sometimes if I have a particularly stressful day I will have a cig or two though. I would smoke more but it's to expensive with all the "sin taxes" placed on them. I'm a little bit particular. I only smoke menthols. New Port is my cancer stick of choice.
So I covered when I like to smoke, the type of cigarette I like to smoke which is menthols, and even my favorite brand. In a normal world that would be considered a perfectly acceptable post. Not spam at all. This is wrestlezone however, and there seems to be a major emphasis on post length.
So fuck it, some quick smoking anecdotes.
At my university there was a petition to have my university be a completely smoke free campus. Well anyways I was walking with my cousin John when some girl came with us asking if we think South Eastern should be a completely smoke free campus, and John responded by raising his voice and countering her question with "DO YOU HATE AMERICA!?" and then going on this rant about how tobacco was the first successful cash crop and how the British Colonial system might of failed without it. He wasn't being serious or anything he was just trying to shock the person and make them go away. It was really funny in person. She was stunned.
Another favorite of mine is "I smoke because I have faith in humanity. I will be THE cancer patient they eventually cure cancer on and it will be a landmark in science, medicine, and human achievement". I like that attitude. Smoking usually gets you later on in life anyways, people see it as this huge great risk but life no matter what if fairly short.
Bill hicks has some good jokes about smoking for those of you familiar with that comedian. Several of them are up on youtube I believe and there are tribute sites that have his jokes quoted.
So I covered when I like to smoke, the type of cigarette I like to smoke which is menthols, and even my favorite brand. In a normal world that would be considered a perfectly acceptable post. Not spam at all. This is wrestlezone however, and there seems to be a major emphasis on post length.
So fuck it, some quick smoking anecdotes.
At my university there was a petition to have my university be a completely smoke free campus. Well anyways I was walking with my cousin John when some girl came with us asking if we think South Eastern should be a completely smoke free campus, and John responded by raising his voice and countering her question with "DO YOU HATE AMERICA!?" and then going on this rant about how tobacco was the first successful cash crop and how the British Colonial system might of failed without it. He wasn't being serious or anything he was just trying to shock the person and make them go away. It was really funny in person. She was stunned.
Another favorite of mine is "I smoke because I have faith in humanity. I will be THE cancer patient they eventually cure cancer on and it will be a landmark in science, medicine, and human achievement". I like that attitude. Smoking usually gets you later on in life anyways, people see it as this huge great risk but life no matter what if fairly short.
Bill hicks has some good jokes about smoking for those of you familiar with that comedian. Several of them are up on youtube I believe and there are tribute sites that have his jokes quoted.