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[rbv13]

If twenty years ago were brought to current times Apollo Crews would have a Colin Kaepernick gimmick starting to night.

If thirty years ago were brought to current times he would be Miz's bodyguard.

 

[enviousdominous]

Simon Dean?

 

[J-Dogg]

He's too happy dammit

 

[@smarkmouth]

Here he comes! And he's upset!

 

[rbv13]

Can anyone finish a thought anymore in WWE? Always w/the interruptions.

 

[enviousdominous]

Apollo: Hey Daniel Bryan, may I have a match with AJ Styles?

Daniel: YES! YES! YES! Wait, what did you just ask me?

Apollo: TOO LATE! HA!

 

[J-Dogg]

So he's got s spelling bee gimmick now..that will work

 

[BaconBits]

Go back to Ring of Honor, Cruise.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Crews needs a manager that can talk.

 

[enviousdominous]

Didn't they just have a commercial break!?

 

[enviousdominous]

A vendor who only carries Red's Apple Ale is asking people what they would prefer.

 

[rbv13]

Crews gimmicks is no one knows his name. Congrats Apolo, you're now Tom Phillips.

Not bad considering. If not for a Bryan botch he would have nothing.

Maybe he can get a remix of Edge's theme. "No One Knows Me...... No One Knows Me.

 

[enviousdominous]

I think coca-cola stunted that kid's growth.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

So these long breaks, are they just in a rest hold? Sheesh.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Not bad considering. If not for a Bryan botch he would have nothing.

Maybe he can get a remix of Edge's theme. "No One Knows Me...... No One Knows Me.

They should just lean into the Creed thing, concluding with his character being killed in the ring by rusev.

 

[enviousdominous]

So these long breaks, are they just in a rest hold? Sheesh.

Mauro asked Apollo to spell antidisestablishmentarianism.

 

[BaconBits]

A vendor who only carries Red's Apple Ale is asking people what they would prefer.

It tastes like feelings and yeast infections. Those people apparently want that.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I've read rumblings of Crews teaming with Neville. Honestly, should be a thing. Might & Flight.

 

[rbv13]

It tastes like feelings and yeast infections. Those people apparently want that.

Yum. I like them all with my tacos.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I like watching Crews wrestle, he definetly needs more, though.

 

[BaconBits]

Yum. I like them all with my tacos.

Mmmmmm. Meat flaps.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Every RAW Championship WILL BE DEFENDED!!!

It's a pay per view assholes, they're supposed to be.

 

[BaconBits]

Axe. How poor dudes that don't shower smell decent.

 

[enviousdominous]

Discover once daily Invokana!

Invokana can cause important side effects, like dehydration, kidney problems, yeast infections, increased cholesterol, bone fracture and ketoacidosis (excess blood acid).

 

[rbv13]

Was the point of reviving the Clash name simply to move a few old school smark's weiners?