Smackdown Live - I can't be arsed to come up with a gimmicky title this week.

[Navi]

Oh they are showing clips of Styles winning the US title at MSG.

 

[Navi]

And AJ is out to one hell of a pop.

 

[Navi]

I think he's bringing back the US open championship.

 

[Navi]

Oh God it's Cena who answered the challenge.

 

[Wildcat66]

The original versus the sequel. I love it already!

 

[Navi]

Their last match together was fantastic, I'm ready for this one.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Oh snap! Cena vs AJ tonight?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Rusev could screw things up here.

 

[Wildcat66]

Oh snap! Cena vs AJ tonight?

Where's Pavarotti when you need him?

 

[Navi]

I do I do shut up Owens. This will turn into a tag match between Cena/Styles against Owens/Rusev. That should be good as well.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Seriously good crowd here on SD live tonight.

 

[Wildcat66]

Curse you Owens and Rusev! You ruined a perfectly good opportunity!

 

[Navi]

There is tonight's main event.

 

[Snugglebites]

So, AJ practically robbed Sami of a title match? Scumbag.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Well, that segment was damn good.

 

[Wildcat66]

Who would imagine that in 2017 that Cena and Styles would eventually team up against a common rival?

In other news: Here comes Mr. India.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I'm loving that entrance. Pretty cool.

 

[Snugglebites]

Even a lively crowd gives Jinder no reaction.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Mahal has a brand new veins layout on his right arm now.

 

[@smarkmouth]

So much Canada in this match.

 

[Navi]

I'm loving that entrance. Pretty cool.

That was great.

 

[@smarkmouth]

"Jinder has always had the body of a champion." Is JBL new here?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Atta boy Tye. Job boy.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I bet Jinder's theme is just a Hindi cover of 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

*turns on TV to see Jinder vs. Tye*
*blinks*
*match is over*
Oh.