Fire Marshall Bill
Let me show ya somethin!!!
Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating slices of American cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind...
Homer: I think I'm blind...
Simpsons Quotes
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Stein Lager
Current WWF Champion
Comic Book Guy:
Last night's “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
.... Maybe we could all take a page from Comic Book Guys book.
Last night's “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
.... Maybe we could all take a page from Comic Book Guys book.
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
Having re-watched the first 3 seasons of The Simpsons relatively recently, I think Mr Burns has some brilliant quotes that have been forgotten. Anytime he makes mention of some old world regime/country/phrase pretty much always gets a laugh from me. Anyway...
Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
Fire Marshall Bill
Let me show ya somethin!!!
Scully: Now we're gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. We'll just ask you some questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
[lie detector explodes]
Homer: Yes.
[lie detector explodes]
Stein Lager
Current WWF Champion
Mr. Burns: And the windows are made from all the old liquor bottles we collected!
Mr. Burns: *Opens Window. Barney is standing there* Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!
Barney: I know, you told me. But when I woke up this morning I said "Barney, you're not gonna lick that mans windows!" and...
*Burns slams window shut*
Mr. Burns: *Opens Window. Barney is standing there* Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!
Barney: I know, you told me. But when I woke up this morning I said "Barney, you're not gonna lick that mans windows!" and...
*Burns slams window shut*
Officer: Checks out. Okay sir your free to go.
Moe: Good cause I've got a hot date tonight.
*beep*
Moe: A date.
*beep*
Moe: Dinner with friends.
*beep*
Moe: Dinner alone.
*beep*
Moe: Watching TV alone.
*beep*
Moe: ALRIGHT! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victory Secret catalogue.
*beep*
Moe: Sears catalogue
*ding*
Moe: Now would you unhook me from this already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!
*beep*
Moe: Good cause I've got a hot date tonight.
*beep*
Moe: A date.
*beep*
Moe: Dinner with friends.
*beep*
Moe: Dinner alone.
*beep*
Moe: Watching TV alone.
*beep*
Moe: ALRIGHT! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victory Secret catalogue.
*beep*
Moe: Sears catalogue
*ding*
Moe: Now would you unhook me from this already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!
*beep*
Charlesworth
Your Official Briefcase Mong
"Jiminy Jillickers, Radioactive Man!"
From possibly my favourite episode
Homer Simpson: You used to be a boxer just like me?
Moe Szyslak: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.
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Interviewer #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?
Drederick Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.
Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?
Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
Homer Simpson: You used to be a boxer just like me?
Moe Szyslak: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.
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Interviewer #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?
Drederick Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.
Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?
Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
Unsold Bacon
Shucky Ducky Quack Quack
"You can't make friends with salad, You can't make friends with salad"
"Shut up, netface!"
"Shut up, netface!"
Ralph: I bent my Wookie
Homer: I'm attracted to another woman! What am I going to do?
Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman, and you'll realize you have nothing in common.
Homer: Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?
Barney: It was on one of these bar napkins.
Kent Brockman: I for one welcome our new insect overlords
Homer: I'm attracted to another woman! What am I going to do?
Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman, and you'll realize you have nothing in common.
Homer: Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?
Barney: It was on one of these bar napkins.
Kent Brockman: I for one welcome our new insect overlords
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
Homer: You better run egg!
