Showdown with my former best friend

J-Dogg

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Ok folks, i wont explain the fuck over my former best friend and his ugly ass girlfriend did to me, but it seems he's saying shit about me because me and my friends despise him and his bitch. I said shit and he's like "He better watch out he's gonna cop it".....wtf am i gonna cop??? head or a beating. Dude is a chump, if i see him im hitting him.
 
I doubt said punch out will happen, he IS posting on a wrestling board. Something tells me it'll be a lot of homoerotic rolling around, if anything happens. I suspect with speedo trunks, as well.
 
Hey, I am an Aussie... I can help. You got three choices:

- Be ignorant of his bitching
- Be ignorant of him & his bitch
- Be ignorant of the law & make him your bitch

It says your from Sydney... but what particular area? I will narrow the choices for ya, mate!
 
Shhhh. Calm down, go eat at a Waffle House. The waitresses there are good at listening and they always say "More coffee hun?" like they're happy to see you.
 
Rape his missus. That'll learn em both. Or alternatively, wash your hands of the situation, you'll end up being friends again when they split up.
 
[115]FalKon;1263953 said:
Hey, I am an Aussie... I can help. You got three choices:

- Be ignorant of his bitching
- Be ignorant of him & his bitch
- Be ignorant of the law & make him your bitch

It says your from Sydney... but what particular area? I will narrow the choices for ya, mate!

Im from Bankstown brother, the guy has fucked me around before he doesn't deserve what he achieves in life.
 
Oh right... Bankstown you say. & I have heard of these guys as well. The last guy I knew who was a friend of mine who did this I just ignored him... eventually completely. Depending on what bloke he is, you might be able to pull him aside & talk it out... man to man.

Remember, violence is not always the answer. Sometimes you have a blue & become worst enemies. Other times bringing back the biff means you guys become virtually bum buddies in the end. :lmao:
 
The guy uses women, thinks his all great, gets fucking money from his dad handed to him, he is clearly confused about his sexuality considering back in high school he wanted to bum another guy in our grade, he looked at tranny porn in IT class, he had ***** shoved up his ass by a girl this year. He stuffed me around in high school when i told him certain things i didnt want others to hear and told people.

His girlfriend was the gf of my now best friend and she cheated on my mate with this ********, so everyone in my group of friends hates this guy and the girlfriend.

The man needs to be hit.
 
Fuck, they don't have Waffle Houses in Australia.

What do they have then?
 
If you shed him in that light... the best advice is to ignore him & leave him be. Karma or whatever whoever believes in will get him some day. Hopefully he finds himself and goes to attend AA meetings for self-rehabilitation. The last words I would say to him, if he confronts you, are "You are an asshole. Stop fucking with me coz I'm not a dick" or something like that.

BTW, I am refering to the other AA meetings... Assholes Anonymous.
 
Fuck, they don't have Waffle Houses in Australia.

What do they have then?

We do have Waffles Houses... It's called Pancakes On The Rocks. But there is only like 5 restaurants in the main Australian state. :disappointed:

However, most Aussies go to McDonalds.
 
Then, J-Dogg, go eat a McFlurry and chill out.

Or buy some extra hot coffee and throw it in that guy's eyes. Whichever works best.
 
You should have stopped at the end of the bold part. So much more entertaining.

I was going to say something about that, but the dude lives on the same land mass as I do. Seriously J-Dogg, you live no more than an hour away from me.
 
[115]FalKon;1264082 said:
If you shed him in that light... the best advice is to ignore him & leave him be. Karma or whatever whoever believes in will get him some day. Hopefully he finds himself and goes to attend AA meetings for self-rehabilitation. The last words I would say to him, if he confronts you, are "You are an asshole. Stop fucking with me coz I'm not a dick" or something like that.

BTW, I am refering to the other AA meetings... Assholes Anonymous.

Like my mates said ignore him so i am.

[115]FalKon;1264084 said:
We do have Waffles Houses... It's called Pancakes On The Rocks. But there is only like 5 restaurants in the main Australian state. :disappointed:

However, most Aussies go to McDonalds.

So you live in Sydney? and hey nothing wrong with Macca's runs.

Then, J-Dogg, go eat a McFlurry and chill out.

Or buy some extra hot coffee and throw it in that guy's eyes. Whichever works best.

Mmmm McFlurry is tops.
 
Well, in the Sydney Metro more like it. I live out in the Western Suburbs, the best place to live in the Sydney Metro... :rolleyes:

And there is nothing run with a Macca's run. I'd rather a large chocolate thickshake... mmmmmm... but a McDonald's large chocolate thickshake is still pretty nice [get it?] :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
[115]FalKon;1264101 said:
Well, in the Sydney Metro more like it. I live out in the Western Suburbs, the best place to live in the Sydney Metro... :rolleyes:

And there is nothing run with a Macca's run. I'd rather a large chocolate thickshake... mmmmmm... but a McDonald's large chocolate thickshake is still pretty nice [get it?] :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Yep i get it, and i live in South West Sydney but Sydney as a whole rocks, shit this gave me a good idea...all Sydney members can have a mutual meeting spot once a month.
 
Why does him being confused about his sexuality contribute to your hate for him? That makes less sense than your original post.
 
Teenagers and their ******ed problems.

I, on behalf of all teenagers, apologise. We don't know how annoying we actually are.
 
It's amazing, isn't it?

One of these days they'll explain why liking the handle of my toilet brush in my bum makes me a bad person.
 

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