SEWF - Still Better Than TNA

[The Crock]

Sometime by June 15th, the show should be up. Sign up in here if you want me to use you. Some matches are already in the works:

Ty Burna vs JGlass - SEWF World Title Match (Falls Count Anywhere)
SNS vs Macios - WCW Cruiserweight Tag Titles Match (Triathlon)
Slyfox696/SalvIsWin vs xfear/tdigle - TNA Knockouts Tag Titles Match (No gay slurs allowed. Feel free to hate America, though.)

 

[Stormtrooper]

I'm in. I love the SEWF

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yessir

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

In.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Pick Phatso!

 

[Serious Jones]

 

[The Crock]

Stormtrooper vs LDs - Cattle Mutilation Match

Any requests for an opponent, Angel?

 

[The Crock]

Somebody do me a favor and bump the last SEWF thread, I'd do it, but I'm on my phone.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

A ******

 

[The Crock]

Hmmmm.... Can't think of any ******s, but you should face Xemnas in a crucifixion match.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

in

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Hmmmm.... Can't think of any ******s, but you should face Xemnas in a crucifixion match.

Yet you list one later in the sentance you silly boi

 

[The Crock]

Crock vs Blue Cardinal vs Dave vs klunderbunker - Fatal Fourway for the Money in the Bank briefcase.

Milenko vs GD and Coco - Handicap Stretcher Match.

 

[The Crock]

Serious Jones vs J-Dogg - QWOP Match.

Breaking News: Mexican Ric Flair will perform the national anthem.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I love Mexican Ric Flair

 

[The Crock]

Who doesn't? Man's a fucking legend. Find that video!

 

[The Crock]

Killjoy vs Mozz - Custody of Doc Match.

 

[ABMorales787]

Didn't your last show get cut halfway through?


In.

 

[ABMorales787]

Killjoy vs Mozz - Custody of Doc Match.

Geez, at least let me say I'm in before booking me.

What the hell would I want with Doc?

 

[Nate DaMac]

In. I still have a bone to pick with BC over that fucking Taco he didn't let me finish.

 

[The Crock]

Nate vs Jose - Half Finished Taco Match

IndyJon/CH vs Dewey/Theo - Street Fight

 

[The Crock]

1. I finished it, Killjoy.

2. Don't even worry about why you're in THAT match, Killjoy. All part of my storyline.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

They took the vid down, fuck YouTube

 

[ABMorales787]

OK?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Killjoy vs Mozz - Custody of Doc Match.

I got Doc a barrel of condoms. Is Killjoy even friends with Doc?