Sam's Subscription Woes

[Uncle Sam]

Fucking Xbox Magazine turned up without a demo disc. Looked like the mail man fancied a browse. It's turned up before opened and on numerous occasions I've had it put through my door looking like somebody's tried to feed it through a shredder... And only just failed. Fuckers. I'm glad my subscription's just run out. I'll get it intact from the shop.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

But then there is that inconvenience factor. I would hate to go out and get a magazine, especially when I can have it delivered.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I live about 100 yards from the shop. I'm a lazy fucker but I'm not that lazy.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Well 100 yards isnt bad. I have to drive like 5 miles to get a magazine.

Fuck that, Ill sit and wait for it to come to ME.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Magazine's not even that good. 7/10 for Soul Calibur IV? Fuck you, OXM! I'm gonna subscribe to GamesTM and Empire.

 

[Rusty]

Mail mans can be very annoying and sneaky.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Stick it to em' Sam.

 

[Danmen001]

In Australia kangaroos delivers our mail.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I still haven't got my Batman DVD. I think the mailman's robbed me yet again. It's been over a week now.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Well...DUH. Thats how babies are delivered too. FUCK Storks, Kangaroo's are where its at...Never and I mean EVER box one though.

 

[Rusty]