Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
....... Today is a sad day for me. I have noticed something in you, your name change. I remeber the first day I saw the staff changing their names to uncle. You were at the forefront. I wanted to be like you guys, so being the good noob that I was I changed my name to Uncle Phatso (and with a little persuasion from Diar). Since then you and I were the only ones to keep it. I know I'm just random wall of txt to you. But I will miss Uncle Sam. It's lonely being the only semi good Uncle on the site.
Fuck you chester, you aren't a real Uncle.
Fuck you chester, you aren't a real Uncle.