Dropping Anchor In Poo Bay: The [Official] Uncle Chester Thread

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Last time I checked the name of this site was forums. wrestlezone. com.

 

[Coco]

Last time I checked the name of this site was forums. wrestlezone. com.

Last time I checked, some of our most notable regulars can't be arsed with the wrestling sections. How do you explain that, fuckwit?

 

[ABMorales787]

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[Little Jerry Lawler]

Last time I checked the name of this site was forums. wrestlezone. com.

So let's take the Cigar Lounge, Sports Stadium, and Video Games and Technology forums out since they don't involve wrestling.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Last time I checked, some of our most notable regulars can't be arsed with the wrestling sections. How do you explain that, fuckwit?

The point is, most of them joined this site initially to post wrestling thoughts. They discovered the bar room or the cage much much later. Guys like Chester joined this forum just to talk up shit in the cage and because of that no one gives a shit about him.

 

[Coco]

Being an idiot contributes discussion most of the time. Causing drama is dependent on how soft the the regulars are. I hold neither against anybody.

 

[Coco]

The point is, most of them joined this site initially to post wrestling thoughts. They discovered the bar room or the cage much much later. Guys like Chester joined this forum just to talk up shit in the cage and because of that no one gives a shit about him.

You people clearly give enough of a shit to show up here just to shoot your mouth off about him. He's generating activity. Fuck, more activity than your prized predictions about Jeff Hardy ever did.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

The point is, most of them joined this site initially to post wrestling thoughts. They discovered the bar room or the cage much much later. Guys like Chester joined this forum just to talk up shit in the cage and because of that no one gives a shit about him.

Which is the whole point of The Cage.

 

[ABMorales787]

Change "The Cage" to "The Housing Of The Socially Inept" then.

 

[Coco]

Change "The Cage" to "The Housing Of The Socially Inept" then.

Still won't make the wrestling sections dignified.

 

[ABMorales787]

Still won't make the wrestling sections dignified.

No, but The Cage will be.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

So let's take the Cigar Lounge, Sports Stadium, and Video Games and Technology forums out since they don't involve wrestling.

Did you know about those sections prior to visiting these forums? Chances are that you made your first post in the wrestling section and are here mainly to contibute to a wrestling discussion.

That being said those guys also contribute to an intelligent discussion. I find very few topics in the cage that lead to an intelligent discussion.

 

[Coco]

Yeah, those thousand pseudo-intellectual Cigar Lounge conversations about the nature of morality are really worthwhile.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Did you know about those sections prior to visiting these forums? Chances are that you made your first post in the wrestling section and are here mainly to contibute to a wrestling discussion.

That being said those guys also contribute to an intelligent discussion. I find very few topics in the cage that lead to an intelligent discussion.

How can I know anything about these forums if I never visited them or heard about them?

Just to appease you and make you think that this is a hollow victory for you, my first post was a wrestling post and then my second post was in The Bar Room or whatever it was called at the time.

I can also tell you who talked to me first if you would like.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Which is the whole point of The Cage.

What? To make a thread called mods are ******s which was frankly a ******ed and completely untrue thread. What "pleasure" did you get by reading that?

 

[Coco]

Some of the mods deserve the shit they get. Remove lips from tuckus.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

What? To make a thread called mods are ******s which was frankly a ******ed and completely untrue thread. What "pleasure" did you get by reading that?

Would it make you feel better if I said I had my pants off while reading those threads?

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

How can I know anything about these forums if I never visited them or heard about them?

Just to appease you and make you think that this is a hollow victory for you, my first post was a wrestling post and then my second post was in The Bar Room or whatever it was called at the time.

I can also tell you who talked to me first if you would like.

The point is that you are a good wrestling poster and are here to post in both non spam as well as the cage. Guys like Chester, Spear and WWTNA cannot contribute anywhere else but like to talk big and end up getting ridiculed as a result.

 

[ABMorales787]

Yeah, those thousand pseudo-intellectual Cigar Lounge conversations about atheism vs christianity and really dumb life questions are really worthwhile.

Fixed.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Would it make you feel better if I said I had my pants off while reading those threads?

That was funny. I think Chester may derive some pleasure from that.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

There have been plenty of redemption stories in WZ's history. Who is to say there aren't a few in this thread alone?

 

[ABMorales787]

Weren't there some mods that were homosexuals?

 

[Merwin]

Ican think of two

 

[JGlass]

I really thought this thread had potential when it was posted, but what turned into a great opportunity to rid ourselves of one of the least productive posters has turned into a stupid cage vs. non-spam debate.

Fuck it, we have the cage for a reason. And last time I checked, most of the wrestling posters come in here on a fairly regular basis as well. I consider myself primarily a wrestling guy, but I enjoy partaking in the cage from time to time, it's fun to joke around with other posters about non-wrestling bullshit.

And on the other side, I could be way off, but is anyone really gunning to get rid of the cage and the cage rats? As long as you follow the rules, which Killjoy kindly posted and they seem fairly reasonable, there's no reason for anyone to think they're second-class citizens. You are not the rebel alliance, and the mods are not the evil Galactic Empire.

I probably made a bunch of enemies with this post, but seriously, this shit has derailed enough threads. Let's get back on topic and get Uncle Chester to post something worthwhile or gtfo.

 

[hatehabsforever]

The point is that you are a good wrestling poster and are here to post in both non spam as well as the cage. Guys like Chester, Spear and WWTNA cannot contribute anywhere else but like to talk big and end up getting ridiculed as a result.

This says it all right here. LJL is more than competent in the Cage, but he contributes to wrestling discussions outside of the Cage as well. That's perfect. But there are 4-5 guys on here whose only contributions are less than stellar posting in the Cage.