Ruin a superstar?

[Vendetta487]

Sometimes an extremely horrible gimmick can absolutely kill a wrestler's career. Here in this thread I ask that you create an extremely hilarious but god-awful gimmick that would completely destroy the person's career. This could be fun...or it could get me banned for life. lol. Here, I'll give you an example.

The Dancing Fooooo, Wade Barrett who dances, has a Johnny Bravo hairstyle and comes out to girly pop music as his entrance theme. lol. Idk, goodbye.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Please tell the nearest grown up that you are lost and cannot find your parents. I'd offer to help, but taking you into my van will probably create more problems than solve them.

 

[Vendetta487]

Screw you, I was actually trying to create a thread that is funny. Too much arguing about stupid stuff in here. We should just make jokes and crack up. Much more fun than arguing about who does better fake fighting.

 

[WWTNA]

Daniel Bryan- Nerd gimmick

I hate how they make him look silly with the nerd gimmick. They should've made him a badass heel but I guess WWE doesn't think do they?

I know I didn't make up this gimmick but it is terrible.

 

[Vendetta487]

I don't think he would work as a badass heel. What about Bryan screams badass? He looks like a nerd so thats why they gave him that gimmick. Its kind of cool though because he is a nerd that can kick your ass and take your girl. I think its cool. A bad ass gimmick wouldnt work too good for him. Doesnt have the look.

 

[TSG]

Dr. Mark Callaway

The Undertaker with short hair, normal looking, as the ultra friendly doctor who comes to the ring dressed in full doctor's garb and halfway through his matches, perhaps after a tombstone or chokeslam, he stops competing and checks his opponet to make sure they aren't hurt too bad.

He holds a weekly segment called The Doctor's Office with Dr. Mark

 

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Dr. Mark Callaway

The Undertaker with short hair, normal looking, as the ultra friendly doctor who comes to the ring dressed in full doctor's garb and halfway through his matches, perhaps after a tombstone or chokeslam, he stops competing and checks his opponet to make sure they aren't hurt too bad.

He holds a weekly segment called The Doctor's Office with Dr. Mark

I hate you.

 

[WWTNA]

I don't think he would work as a badass heel. What about Bryan screams badass? He looks like a nerd so thats why they gave him that gimmick. Its kind of cool though because he is a nerd that can kick your ass and take your girl. I think its cool. A bad ass gimmick wouldnt work too good for him. Doesnt have the look.

I have to disagree. Daniel Bryan has a badass submission move and his titantron sreams badass. For example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhmwUCv1vg

And if that doesn't work for you,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9sg4rscFtk

 

[WWTNA]

This is my terrible gimmick, John Cena with long hair, with a beard, with 7o's clothes called "The Stud!" That would be funny to see.

 

[The_Misson]

Agent 005

Kurt Angle as an undercover cop fighting crime and stopping the evil Immortal. Watch as he tries to arrest Eric and Hulk for kidnapping his company. Also you can't have an undercover cop with out a black side kick. Thats right his side kick Sir Spanks Alot (aka The Pope) who makes sure evil dooers get the punishment they deserve. A hard spanking!

 

[I Suck Ass]

Santino Marella

An Italian who can't speak very good English, cracks amateur jokes, only wins with interference, and tags with a Russian.

Oh wait....

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Randy Orton

The Viper: A man that only wears a snake skin suit, slithers through the ring, bites his opponents, and wins by "constricting" them into submission.

 

[shattered dreams]

Michelle McCool necrophiliac