ROUND THREE: Storm & Mr. Incredible vs. Hawkeye & Deadpool

[JGlass]

ROUND THREE

Storm and Mr. Incredible have made it to round three using an interesting mix of elemental mastery and super strength and durability. Hawkeye and Deadpool have an interesting dichotomy of their own: one of them prefers using trick arrows, the other prefers using literally anything that can possibly kill someone.

FIGHT!​

 

[GI Cake]

Largely in part to Storm's powers, the vast arsenal of Hawkeye and Deadpool have at their disposal is laid to waste. Which leaves them to their martial art prowess. Sadly neither of their hand to hand abilities can defeat Mr.Incredible who has Super-strength and Super-Durability.

Mr.Incredible grapples his way to victory with Storm in tow.

 

[Alex]

Hasn't Deadpool been decapitated and still kept going???

I highly doubt an inredibly strong man and a weather manipulator could keep him down. Plus Mr Incredible gets angry really easily so a few of Deadpool's quips would throw him into a rage allowing Hawkeye to shoot him in the head.

Yeah Storm could throw together a lightning storm but like I said if Deadpool is pretty much invulnerable she wouldn't be able to take him down.

 

[GI Cake]

Hasn't Deadpool been decapitated and still kept going???

By "kept going" you mean "Clumsily try to find his head and place it back onto the stump on his neck. Which in the rules of his tournament render him defeated.

I highly doubt an inredibly strong man and a weather manipulator could keep him down.

You obviously have not watched the Incredibles, otherwise you would know Mr.Incredible has more to his arsenal than just super-strength.

Plus Mr Incredible gets angry really easily so a few of Deadpool's quips would throw him into a rage allowing Hawkeye to shoot him in the head.

Or Hawkeye's arrows are rendered useless by Incredibles durability as Deadpool gets pummeled into the ground by Incredible.

Yeah Storm could throw together a lightning storm but like I said if Deadpool is pretty much invulnerable she wouldn't be able to take him down.

Deadpool is not invulnerable. Immortal maybe, but he is far from invulnerable. Everyone who is worth two cents in Marvel has beaten Ghost Rider. His healing-factor has been the only thing that has kept him going.

Mr.Incredible is bulletproof, and Storm's powers allow her to not only protect herself from bullets and arrows but she can zap the shit out of both Hawkeye and Deadpool frying their brains to a crisp. There isn't much to argue in this one.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

People sincerely overlook what it really means when a character breaks the 4th Wall. Deadpool is 1 of 2 in this Battlezone Tournament that are capable of this. The possibilities of what he can do are limitless, and we've seen him get up even after his head, arms, legs, etc are no longer part of his body.

That on top of his incredible healing factor and his assassin training? Forget about it. Hawkeye is dead weight. Deadpool is self-aware.

 

[GI Cake]

People sincerely overlook what it really means when a character breaks the 4th Wall. Deadpool is 1 of 2 in this Battlezone Tournament that are capable of this. The possibilities of what he can do are limitless, and we've seen him get up even after his head, arms, legs, etc are no longer part of his body.

That on top of his incredible healing factor and his assassin training? Forget about it. Hawkeye is dead weight. Deadpool is self-aware.

Is that really the argument? Deadpool breaks the fourth wall, so he wins? Tell me, when has Deadpool's self awareness ever got him a win over someone with super-durability? What part of "Mr.Incredible is super durable so none of Deadpool or Hawkeye's arsenal are effective against him" do you not get?

Deadpool can't even touch Mr.Incredible and Storm is way too high on the food chain. Her lightning bolts can cook Deadpool's brain to a temporary coma.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Is that really the argument? Deadpool breaks the fourth wall, so he wins? Tell me, when has Deadpool's self awareness ever got him a win over someone with super-durability? What part of "Mr.Incredible is super durable so none of Deadpool or Hawkeye's arsenal are effective against him" do you not get?

1. He knows he's being voted for or against. He could hold the WZ staff hostage until they give him the win. So yes, he wins.

2. Incredible can be cut. Deadpool uses katanas. So much for super-durability and your ability to do research-

Mr. Incredible also has a high degree of durability. He can withstand tremendous amounts of physical trauma, including multistory falls, the direct impact of a train, and breaking through brick walls. He can be cut, though, with tough, sharp metals and a suitable amount of force.

Deadpool can't even touch Mr.Incredible and Storm is way too high on the food chain. Her lightning bolts can cook Deadpool's brain to a temporary coma.

He doesn't even have to touch Mr. Incredible or/and Storm to win. That's the beautiful thing about characters that break the fourth wall.

 

[GI Cake]

1. He knows he's being voted for or against. He could hold the WZ staff hostage until they give him the win. So yes, he wins.

I hope you know that's a stupid argument.

2. He can be cut. Deadpool uses katanas. So much for super-durability and your ability to do research-

Mr.Incredible has dented butcher knives with his finger, a knife which he accidentally chopped himself. Now let's put that together. If a man, with a large amount of super-strength could not hurt himself with a very large knife, what is Deadpool, a man with only peak human strength (that's being generous) going to fair with damaging Incredible.

He doesn't even have to touch Mr. Incredible or/and Storm to win. That's the beautiful thing about characters that break the fourth wall.

You're sounding like a complete and utter fucktard right now. Stop it. You're not elaborating on your mind numbingly stupid "fourth wall argument." Give me some valid reasoning why Deadpool's self-awareness gives him some edge over Storm's awesome power and Mr.Incredible's durability, and super strength.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I hope you know that's a stupid argument.

Please go on. Elaborate for me how that's a stupid argument.

Think real hard now.

Mr.Incredible has dented butcher knives with his finger, a knife which he accidentally chopped himself. Now let's put that together. If a man, with a large amount of super-strength could not hurt himself with a very large knife, what is Deadpool, a man with only peak human strength (that's being generous) going to fair with damaging Incredible.

I cite my sources from a credible site filled with superhero strengths/weaknesses. Where is your counter-evidence that refutes what Mr. Incredible's own wikia says about him?

You're sounding like a complete and utter fucktard right now. Stop it. You're not elaborating on your mind numbingly stupid "fourth wall argument." Give me some valid reasoning why Deadpool's self-awareness gives him some edge over Storm's awesome power and Mr.Incredible's durability, and super strength.

1. Take a deep breathe, relax. This is just a debate over fictional characters. Don't be a bitch.

2. Allow me to explain to you what Deadpool does, since you're clearly missing the concept of what "breaking the 4th Wall" means:


He sees The Matrix for what it is. That kind of ability has given him insight on villains that he wouldn't have had if not for that power. He is aware he is a comic book character, which means he is aware he is competing in a Battlezone tournament on some website. How do we know this? Because for starters he's seen his portrayal in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. No other character can do that. That means he has entered our normal world. Which means he can do things in our world. Which means he can shut this whole damn website down if he loses because he is that kind of crazy.

This is not a difficult concept. If you have ANYTHING that can disprove him doing this, please share. I will retract my statement if ya can.

 

[GI Cake]

I cite my sources from a credible site filled with superhero strengths/weaknesses. Where is your counter-evidence that refutes what Mr. Incredible's own wikia says about him?

If you were to read the wikia, (or actually watch the movie) you would see Incredible has more than enough durability to last Deadpool's and Hawkeye's arsenal.

1. Take a deep breathe, relax. This is just a debate over fictional characters. Don't be a bitch.

Hardly a debate when I'm the only one making actual points.

2. Allow me to explain to you what Deadpool does, since you're clearly missing the concept of what "breaking the 4th Wall" means:

You think I do not know what breaking the fourth wall means? I am simply asking you how his self-awareness suddenly gives him the ability to trump his foes, which unfortunately for him, out power him.

He sees The Matrix for what it is. That kind of ability has given him insight on villains that he wouldn't have had if not for that power.

His mental instability has also costed him more fights than he would care to admit.

He is aware he is a comic book character, which means he is aware he is competing in a Battlezone tournament on some website. How do we know this? Because for starters he's seen his portrayal in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. No other character can do that.

So fucking what? She-Hulk is self-aware as well, but the reason why she's always so dominant because she actually uses her powers to kill people and not be a fucking twit.

That means he has entered our normal world.

That is not what self-awareness is. He doesn't just "enter the normal world" He is aware that the "normal world" exists, but he doesn't posses any power to change the real world, or warp his own reality because he is aware it is fictional.

Which means he can do things in our world.

No. It doesn't.

Which means he can shut this whole damn website down if he loses because he is that kind of crazy.

No. He won't, if anything he might just go out and kill his detractors for voting against him. (and then he might just kill you. Because Deadpool just likes killing stupid people)

This is not a difficult concept.

Apparently for you, it is.

If you have ANYTHING that can disprove him doing this, please share. I will retract my statement if ya can.

You have anything to actually prove this moronic, stupid statement? How many internet tournaments has Deadpool shut down because he didn't like the result? How many times has Deadpool warped reality to fit his personal narrative? Please enlighten me about how Deadpool can even lay a finger on Storm or Incredible let alone beating them. Storm could very easily toss Incredible like a wrecking ball into Deadpool and turn him into mush (which counts as a win) before doing the same to Hawkeye.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

If you were to read the wikia, (or actually watch the movie) you would see Incredible has more than enough durability to last Deadpool's and Hawkeye's arsenal.

Thank you for going right back to the same statement you made only a few posts ago and providing no other insightful commentary whatsoever.

Hardly a debate when I'm the only one making actual points.

Of course you are.

You: Incredibruh has more than enough durability to last Deadpool's and Hawkeye's arsenal.

Me: Not true. He can be cut by those cutty things Deadpool has that are called swords. *gives quote*

You: Nuh-uh. Deleted scenes in a movie that aren't canon.

Me: Can you provide evidence that it refutes his own wikia?

You: Incredibruh has more than enough durability to last Deadpool's and Hawkeye's arsenal.

VERY valid you are.

You think I do not know what breaking the fourth wall means? I am simply asking you how his self-awareness suddenly gives him the ability to trump his foes, which unfortunately for him, out power him.

I'm not going through his entire catalogue. If you read a Deadpool comic, you wouldn't even be making this argument. He does it all the fucking time.

Either you aren't giving that particular ability the credit it deserves, or you don't have a clue how it works.

His mental instability has also costed him more fights than he would care to admit.

There we go, finally a valid point. I respect that at least. But still, what is it that makes him crazy again? Something about a healing factor that negates almost everything thrown at him? I see.

So fucking what? She-Hulk is self-aware as well, but the reason why she's always so dominant because she actually uses her powers to kill people and not be a fucking twit.

HAL9000 is self-aware and also has nothing to do with this debate just like She-Hulk. Intriguing stuff.

That is not what self-awareness is. He doesn't just "enter the normal world" He is aware that the "normal world" exists, but he doesn't posses any power to change the real world, or warp his own reality because he is aware it is fictional.

Explain how he can see a movie that doesn't exist in his world if you please.

No. It doesn't.

Kinda does if you put thought into how a comic book character can see something that isn't from his own universe.

Seriously, he gets creepy with how he breaks the 4th wall.

No. He won't, if anything he might just go out and kill his detractors for voting against him. (and then he might just kill you. Because Deadpool just likes killing stupid people)

You must have made good grades in school.

Apparently for you, it is.

You're the one that is dismissing the most powerful ability a cartoon character has.

You have anything to actually prove this moronic, stupid statement?

Did you really just use two adjectives that mean the exact same thing on me? And you call my statements stupid? You're making this easier the longer you keep going.

Your understanding of the English language is the only stupid thing I've seen in this debate so far.

How many internet tournaments has Deadpool shut down because he didn't like the result?

None. That's because WrestleZone is better than those sites.

How many times has Deadpool warped reality to fit his personal narrative?

Apparently more times than you can disprove.

Please enlighten me about how Deadpool can even lay a finger on Storm or Incredible let alone beating them. Storm could very easily toss Incredible like a wrecking ball into Deadpool and turn him into mush (which counts as a win) before doing the same to Hawkeye.

Okay, I'll say what I said previously in a more simpler way for you-

Deadpool doesn't have to fight them head-on. He knows he is a cartoon and just like several cartoons before him (Bugs Bunny, Rocky & Bullwinkle, etc) he has entered the real world. That means he can do it again to win a fight, even if it's just to log on to a website and vote for himself to do it. Deadpool is crazy. Deadpool + crazy = doing whatever the fuck Deadpool wants. If he wants to vote for himself, he will.

As I said in my very first post on here, the possibilities of what he can truly do are limitless. Unlike Storm or Mr. Incredible.

Now, if you can show me evidence that Deadpool never entered our world to see a movie he himself was portrayed in, I will give you props and leave it be. But if you can't, my argument however unorthodox it may seem is a very valid one.

 

[JGlass]

I regret my vote for Hawkeye & Deadpool (which I mostly did because Spider was making Pancake look silly and I like seeing Pancake look silly).

My initial reasoning for voting Hawkeye and Deadpool is because I think they'd be smart enough to take the fight indoors. Hawkeye is a talented strategist that has lead the Secret Avengers at times, and Deadpool, while psychotic, isn't stupid. They'd definitely take cover indoors, and that would tip the scale in the direction of Hawkeye and Deadpool.

I don't buy that Mr. Incredible would be impervious to Hawkeye and Deadpool's damage. You're telling me that if Hawkeye launched an arrow right at Incredible's head, it would bounce off? Where's the evidence for that? He has a bulletproof suit, but skin? That's just conjecture.

But Storm is really just too good. She's summoned winds that could stop the Hulk, lightning that has broken through a foot (or more) of asphalt, and she can summon ice nearly instantly. What's more, I found out that she can immediately change the pressure of an enclosed space to make it explode, and has blown up buildings this way on occasion.

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, Team Marvel has met their match.

Incredible Storm moves on for me.