Hey, old school wrestling fans! I've often seen people rebooking Wrestlemania's on a year by year basis so I thought I'd do the same with the Survivor Series. This was my favorite event as a child because I always enjoyed finding out who would be teaming with who. Unfortunately the events seemed to be an afterthought in terms of booking as most of the teams made little sense. That being said, in the lead up to this years Survivor Series I'm going to be looking back on past SUrvivor Series and making improvements because there's a lot of room for improvement (I'm looking at you Gobbeldy Gooker).
I'll probably only going do the first 10 years or so as that is when they used the team format. After that they dropped the team theme with the exception of one traditional Survivor Series match.
SURVIVOR SERIES 1987
TEAM MADNESS: The Macho Man Randy Savage/ Strike Force: Martel & Santana/ Ricky The Dragon Steamboat w/Miss Elizabeth
VS
JIMMY HART'S FOUNDATION: The Honky Tonk Man/ The Hart Foundation: Hart & Neidhart/ Dangerous Danny Davis w/Jimmy Hart
(All of these wrestlers fit perfectly together. Jimmy Hart manages everyone on team Honky. Honky was feuding with Savage and Steamboat throughout 87 over the IC title while the Harts and Strike Force battled for the tag titles often with Dangerous Danny Davis assisting the Harts in their matches. Why these 8 guys weren't working together at this event is beyond me. We also get to see dream matches like Bret vs Savage and Bret vs Steamboat.)
FINISH: Sole Survivor: Macho Man Randy Savage
THE ANIMAL KINGDOM: Jake The Snake Roberts/ The British Bulldogs: Davey & Dynamite/ George The Animal Steele
VS
THE DEVIOUS ONE'S: Kamala The Ugandan Giant/ Demoltion Ax & Demolition Smash/ Killer Khan w/Mr.Fuji
(FINISH: SURVIVORS: Demolition. They were on the verge of a monster push in 1988, so it seemed odd that they would lose at Survivor Series 87 as they did. This way they can keep their undefeated streak in tact on their path to becoming tag team champions. All of Fuji's wrestlers are paired together, all wearing facepaint to boot, while the babyfaces all have an animal masco accompanying them to the ring: Jake has Damien, The Bulldogs have Matilda, and George had "Mine" a stuffed animal monkey (I'm not kidding.))
TEAM USA: Bam Bam Bigelow/ Koko B.Ware/ Hacksaw Jim Duggan/ Ken Patera
VS
THE SLICKSTERS: One Man Gang/ Butch Reed/ Nikolai Volkoff/ Boris Zhukov w/Slick
(FINISH: Sole Survivor: Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Duggan was way over in 87 and he's definitely the most over out of this group. This isn't going to be a technical showcase but the pairing's make sense with all the villians being managed by Slick and all of their natural rivals on the oppoising side)
THE KILLER BEEFCAKES: Brutus The Barber Beefcake/ The Killer Bees/ Don Muraco
VS
THE DREAM TEAM : Greg The Hammer Valentine/ The Rougeau Brothers/ Dino Bravo w/Johnny V & Frenchy Martin
(Sole Survivor: Brutus Beefcake. Not sure why the Rougeau's were babyfaces when they debuted in the WWF as they were such natural heels. Also seems like having Frenchy Martin as their manager would have made more sense then American Jimmy Hart, plus The Rougeaus and Bravo complete a french connection trio along with Bravo's tag partner Valentine. On the face side I think Beefcake and The Bees has a nice ring to it.)
THE WARRIORS: The Ultimate Warrior/ The Young Stallions/ Mr.Wonderful Paul Orndorff
VS
BRAIN'S AND BRAWN: The Mighty Hercules/ The Islanders/ Ravishing Rick Rude w/Bobby Heenan
(Finish: Sole Survivor: Ravishing Rick Rude. Tempted to go with Warrior but I would have him and Herc brawl on the floor to a double countout to get their feud started. Have it come down to Rude and Orndorff with the old Heenan family member, Onrdorff, putting over the newest family member Rick Rude.)
THE INCREDIBLE HULKAMANIACS: Hulk Hogan/ Hillbilly Jim/ Junkyard Dog/ ? Mystery Partner ?
VS
THE HEENAN FAMILY: Andre The Giant/ King Kong Bundy/ King Harley Race/ Bobby Heenan
(This match is comprised of feuds from Wrestlemania 3 (Hogan/Andre, Hillbilly/Bundy, JYD/Race. The match is initially booked to be 3 vs 3 but Heenan adds himself to the team thinking he wont have to do any actual wrestling but can still give his team a 4-3 edge. Now he can get involved in the match without it being considered cheating. Brilliant move brain. But not so fast. Hogan announces late in the buildup to the event that he found a mystery partner to even the odds. At Survivor Series it's revealed to be Hogan's former arch nemesis Roddy Piper. Piper left the WWF for Hollywood after Mania 3 but I think a one night only return could be worked out. If not, the roster has plenty of depth and someone else could fill the role. But the look of disgust on Heenan's face as Piper walks through the curtain would be priceless. Piper eliminates Heenan via a sleeper very early on in the match to a thunderous pop.
FINISH: SOLE SURVIVOR: Andre The Giant. This was Andre's comeback match after several months off. The title isn't on the line, so no need for Hogan to win here. This was the actual finish at SS 87, so it's one of the few things I wouldn't change.)
I also gave each villian manager their own teams. I hated how at the actual Sruvivor Series events members of the Heenan Family or the Jimmy Hart stable would be paired up with guys they had no connection to. It just seemed lazy to me. This is the one event where "Teamwork" is the whole theme so why not keep the actual stables together? Heenan managed so many wrestlers he actually warrants two teams at this event.
So there you have it, a much better Survivor Series in my opinion. The teams make more sense with all the managers having their guys teamed together, and we've eliminated the clusterf*** that was the 20 man-10 team elimination match featuring all the tag teams which simply featured too many guys in one match with little storyline involvement. There was also an all women's match at this event which is the only match I would not change. It featured the very underated Jumping Bomb Angels as the survivors of their match.
Next up...Survivor Series 1988: The Mega Powers ooooooh yeeeeah!!
I'll probably only going do the first 10 years or so as that is when they used the team format. After that they dropped the team theme with the exception of one traditional Survivor Series match.
SURVIVOR SERIES 1987
TEAM MADNESS: The Macho Man Randy Savage/ Strike Force: Martel & Santana/ Ricky The Dragon Steamboat w/Miss Elizabeth
VS
JIMMY HART'S FOUNDATION: The Honky Tonk Man/ The Hart Foundation: Hart & Neidhart/ Dangerous Danny Davis w/Jimmy Hart
(All of these wrestlers fit perfectly together. Jimmy Hart manages everyone on team Honky. Honky was feuding with Savage and Steamboat throughout 87 over the IC title while the Harts and Strike Force battled for the tag titles often with Dangerous Danny Davis assisting the Harts in their matches. Why these 8 guys weren't working together at this event is beyond me. We also get to see dream matches like Bret vs Savage and Bret vs Steamboat.)
FINISH: Sole Survivor: Macho Man Randy Savage
THE ANIMAL KINGDOM: Jake The Snake Roberts/ The British Bulldogs: Davey & Dynamite/ George The Animal Steele
VS
THE DEVIOUS ONE'S: Kamala The Ugandan Giant/ Demoltion Ax & Demolition Smash/ Killer Khan w/Mr.Fuji
(FINISH: SURVIVORS: Demolition. They were on the verge of a monster push in 1988, so it seemed odd that they would lose at Survivor Series 87 as they did. This way they can keep their undefeated streak in tact on their path to becoming tag team champions. All of Fuji's wrestlers are paired together, all wearing facepaint to boot, while the babyfaces all have an animal masco accompanying them to the ring: Jake has Damien, The Bulldogs have Matilda, and George had "Mine" a stuffed animal monkey (I'm not kidding.))
TEAM USA: Bam Bam Bigelow/ Koko B.Ware/ Hacksaw Jim Duggan/ Ken Patera
VS
THE SLICKSTERS: One Man Gang/ Butch Reed/ Nikolai Volkoff/ Boris Zhukov w/Slick
(FINISH: Sole Survivor: Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Duggan was way over in 87 and he's definitely the most over out of this group. This isn't going to be a technical showcase but the pairing's make sense with all the villians being managed by Slick and all of their natural rivals on the oppoising side)
THE KILLER BEEFCAKES: Brutus The Barber Beefcake/ The Killer Bees/ Don Muraco
VS
THE DREAM TEAM : Greg The Hammer Valentine/ The Rougeau Brothers/ Dino Bravo w/Johnny V & Frenchy Martin
(Sole Survivor: Brutus Beefcake. Not sure why the Rougeau's were babyfaces when they debuted in the WWF as they were such natural heels. Also seems like having Frenchy Martin as their manager would have made more sense then American Jimmy Hart, plus The Rougeaus and Bravo complete a french connection trio along with Bravo's tag partner Valentine. On the face side I think Beefcake and The Bees has a nice ring to it.)
THE WARRIORS: The Ultimate Warrior/ The Young Stallions/ Mr.Wonderful Paul Orndorff
VS
BRAIN'S AND BRAWN: The Mighty Hercules/ The Islanders/ Ravishing Rick Rude w/Bobby Heenan
(Finish: Sole Survivor: Ravishing Rick Rude. Tempted to go with Warrior but I would have him and Herc brawl on the floor to a double countout to get their feud started. Have it come down to Rude and Orndorff with the old Heenan family member, Onrdorff, putting over the newest family member Rick Rude.)
THE INCREDIBLE HULKAMANIACS: Hulk Hogan/ Hillbilly Jim/ Junkyard Dog/ ? Mystery Partner ?
VS
THE HEENAN FAMILY: Andre The Giant/ King Kong Bundy/ King Harley Race/ Bobby Heenan
(This match is comprised of feuds from Wrestlemania 3 (Hogan/Andre, Hillbilly/Bundy, JYD/Race. The match is initially booked to be 3 vs 3 but Heenan adds himself to the team thinking he wont have to do any actual wrestling but can still give his team a 4-3 edge. Now he can get involved in the match without it being considered cheating. Brilliant move brain. But not so fast. Hogan announces late in the buildup to the event that he found a mystery partner to even the odds. At Survivor Series it's revealed to be Hogan's former arch nemesis Roddy Piper. Piper left the WWF for Hollywood after Mania 3 but I think a one night only return could be worked out. If not, the roster has plenty of depth and someone else could fill the role. But the look of disgust on Heenan's face as Piper walks through the curtain would be priceless. Piper eliminates Heenan via a sleeper very early on in the match to a thunderous pop.
FINISH: SOLE SURVIVOR: Andre The Giant. This was Andre's comeback match after several months off. The title isn't on the line, so no need for Hogan to win here. This was the actual finish at SS 87, so it's one of the few things I wouldn't change.)
I also gave each villian manager their own teams. I hated how at the actual Sruvivor Series events members of the Heenan Family or the Jimmy Hart stable would be paired up with guys they had no connection to. It just seemed lazy to me. This is the one event where "Teamwork" is the whole theme so why not keep the actual stables together? Heenan managed so many wrestlers he actually warrants two teams at this event.
So there you have it, a much better Survivor Series in my opinion. The teams make more sense with all the managers having their guys teamed together, and we've eliminated the clusterf*** that was the 20 man-10 team elimination match featuring all the tag teams which simply featured too many guys in one match with little storyline involvement. There was also an all women's match at this event which is the only match I would not change. It featured the very underated Jumping Bomb Angels as the survivors of their match.
Next up...Survivor Series 1988: The Mega Powers ooooooh yeeeeah!!