Raw LD - August 5, 2013

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I've actually had fresh Wisconsin cheese in Green Bay. It's actually quite good. It also squeaks when you eat it.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Jack Swagger shaved. There went the last little bit of his personality.

 

[Mac Attack]

First thing that came into my head is "again."

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Does someone actually feed Lawler these awful jokes?

 

[Mac Attack]

Camera man almost took it.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Good, some credibility brought back to the Real Americans.

 

[#tamale]

FINALLY, they get a win.

 

[blindman]

We The People! also sick of the us' o's

 

[The_Reptile_]

Nooooooooo I don't want to see the Usos lose! D:

 

[Mac Attack]

Ok so let's hypothetically say this next segment takes us to 10:45 does that mean we get about 15 minutes give or take of the 6-man cause if so that's awesome.

 

[HBK/RKO]

I took a bathroom break, did Kofi beat Fandango?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Pee The Weople!

 

[Mac Attack]

I took a bathroom break, did Kofi beat Fandango?

Yup

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I took a bathroom break, did Kofi beat Fandango?

That's a long bathroom break. Everything come out ok? Run out of lotion?

 

[Mac Attack]

Is there any particular reason the stripes on Big E's singlet look like the South African flag? Anyone know if he's from there or something.

Edit: also potentially Zimbabwe

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Sad that it took Kaitlyn coming out for the crowd to care about something here.

I still don't like The Big Ending.

 

[Galvatron]

For a second I thought Kaitlyn would shake AJ like Chyna did to Terri Runnels all those years ago.

 

[klunderbunker]

Because this feud hasn't gone on long enough.

 

[Mac Attack]

Well mix tag for Summerslam seems official.

 

[HBK/RKO]

I wouldn't be surprised if this match led to Dolph Ziggler and Kaitlyn vs Big E and Aj in a mixed tag match at Summerslam

 

[Mac Attack]

So what does the "host" of Summerslam actually do at the event?

 

[Tyrath]

So what does the "host" of Summerslam actually do at the event?

Probably the same shit Rock did when he hosted WM 26?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Talks. Wastes time.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THIS? JUST BRING ON THE 6-MAN.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I actually feel sorry for the crowd during that segment.

But I would likely eat chocolate off any spot of her body. Not so much the other one.