RACIST JOKES THREAD!!!

[The Insano Shiekh]

The title says it all, I'll start up.

How Do You Get a Black Man Out of The Front Yard?

You hang him in the back yard.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

yea...... no

 

[Ferbian]

We already have one RRF, it was one of the first things created in this section.

 

[The Insano Shiekh]

I didn't want to look all the way back there...

 

[Luther_Hull]

Why was Piglet brown?

Spoiler

He was playing with Emile

 

[I Suck Ass]

What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead black person on the road?

There are skid marks before the dog.

 

[Remix]

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Spoiler

A pilot, you racist cunt

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Spoiler

Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.

Q: What did the black girl say while having sex?
A: Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

What do you call a black man that does taxes for people?

Spoiler

I call him Desmond, because thats his name.

What do you get when you have a group consisting of; a Mexican, a Black, and a White?

Spoiler

Three regular people who shouldn't be viewed differently based on the color of their skin, you fucking racist pricks.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

A young black kid observed that there seemed to be some advantages
in being white, so he went off and painted himself white all over. He went
and showed his mother who roused on him, and told him to go and show
his father. This he did, and his father not only roared at him for being so silly,
but cuffed him over the ears and sent him on his way. The boy went on and
sat on his favorite log pondering his position and feeling very glum. His mate
came along and asked him what was wrong.
"I've only been a white kid for half and hour," he replied, "and I hate those
black bastards already!"

What is the best way to circumcise a redneck?

Spoiler

kick his sister in the jaw

How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house?

Spoiler

8 if you slice them thin enough.

 

[Planty]

What do you call a man who red reps people in this thread?

Spoiler

A black man

 

[Slyfox696]

How do you stop a Mexican war tank?

Spoiler

You shoot the guys pushing it.

 

[THE Madcap]

this thread is a massive fail, not even offended yet

 

[Vash21]

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Spoiler

nothing you have already told her twice

what do you call one hundred black men jumping off a cliff

Spoiler

a good start

Priest a white kid and Jesse Jackson are all on a plane thats going to crash and there are only two parachutes.

Jesse stands up grabs a bag an yells, "I am the smartest ****** in the world an I ain't dying in no damn plane crash" an jumps out the door

The priest looks at the white kid and says, "take the last parachute my son I have lived a good long life".

The white kid looks back at the priest an replies, "no need father, the smartest ****** in the world jumped out with my backpack."

 

[Fuel The Fire]

what do you say when you see your tv floating around at night..
Drop it ******

 

[Vash21]

what do you say when you see your tv floating around at night..
Drop it ******

 

[Jonnie Walker]

A black guy and a mexican guy are speeding down the highway. Who's the driver?
The police officer.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I'm not sure if this joke belongs here but I guess it's racist to Red necks.

How do you give a red neck a Circumcision?

Spoiler

Kick his sister under the jaw.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Another one I got from a friend ..is about michael jackson and since he is gone I was wondering if they should rename his movie from this is it..to that was that?