Mike "The Kid" Killam;3404494 said:
How many times did Bowser try and FAIL to capture the same damn princess?
Never.
Bowser's princess heists have always been successful in every game where he's tried to kidnap Peach. Sure, he may have lost her in the end, but he never "FAIL"ed to actually kidnap her. The only reason the Mushroom Kingdom is the way it is right now is because of Bowser turning royal subjects into blocks and Goombas. Don't let the fact that he's the final boss of a game and gets defeated by Mario regularly distract you from the fact that he's smarter than pretty much any other Mario character, and also a giant lizard with an impenetrable shell, hammers, and fire breath.
Secondly, when did "jumping on Bowser's head" EVER work in the games? Hint, it didn't, because Bowser has his shell and horns on his head. In the games you've had to throw him into lava, blow him up, use meteors against him, or hit him with about fifty fireballs, but jumping on him never, ever worked. Even in Paper Mario, jumping on Bowser took away your HP. You're wrong there.
As for Spawn being too overpowered, the fight can end in death or incapacitation. Spawn can be stopped, even if he isn't killed.
I also have a big problem with you complaining about the results in matches you didn't even vote in, let alone post in. Good to see that changing though, hope you participate in the rest of the tournament.