Da Prophet
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Date: January 27th, 2011
Missouri; Kansas City Kemper Arena
Bodies by Drowning Pool
The theme song plays, as we get a shot of the fans. We continue to get a shot of the fans, until Paul Heyman appears on the big screen. The excitement is in the air, as Heyman moves closer to the camera.
Heyman: Hello, and welcome to the debut episode of PWA Uncensored. After a very long, battle for superstars, to try and get talent for your own roster. PWA has arrived, and we are here to stay. From the ashes of the fallen joint productions that wrestling minds have created. The likes of WPWA, GWA, EWE and GCW, have all failed. While they will be forgotten, this company will forever hold a place in history. As the lord Jesus Christ as my witness, this brand will not fall. I vow to make this, the PWA Uncensored brand, the biggest thing in wrestling since WrestleMania. I vow to bring you, the fans, a great show every week. And I vow to show you what it means to be Unscripted and what it means to be ..UNCENSORED!
Cole: Welcome to PWA Uncensored! Im Michael Cole and Im joined by Jerry Lawler.
Lawler: What a night we are going to have, after hearing what Heyman has to say. I pumped up for our first night to say the least.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentleman, the opening contest is for one fall.
My Time Is Now
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first making his way to the ring from West Newberry ..
Out comes John Cena who has a mic in his left hand. Wearing a hustle, loyalty and respect t-shirt. He plays to the crowd a little, and then cuts Lillian off.
Cena: Hey, Im sorry for cutting you off Lillian. But I gotta get something of my chest. Since the battle royal last week, people have been asking me. What happened? I mean, you had the chance to win the US title again John. Did you forget how to wrestle? Well let me to you all here tonight, and the people watching at home. This business is tough, sometimes things go your way. Then sometimes they dont. But you have to keep your head up (as he enters the ring), keep thinking about what you can do next. Dont think about the lost opportunity, but think about gaining one.
As Cena goes to continue, Raven appears at the top of the ramp. With water dripping down his face, Raven slowly approaches the ring. He gets up onto the apron, with a blank stare on his face. After grabbing a microphone off a crew member at ringside, Raven walks right in front of Cena.
Raven: So youre the guy they talk about?
Cena: Maybe, but people talk about a lot of guys.
Raven: The inspiration to little kids, the superman to the company bad guy. The heart and soul of PWA, the good guy. While the people praise you, Im treated like an outcast.
Cena: Listen is this going anywhere, or you just going to mumble and jumble for the whole two hours.
Raven: While Im treated like an outcast
Cena: You already said that, come one, I got things to do, people to defeat. Hey, youre on my list.
Raven: I like being the outcast Cena, and tonight, I show the world. That the outcast will always beat the superman, because it doesnt matter if these people like you. But only how far you are willing to go, are you willing to risk your body? To bleed for the, are you willing to be thrown in thumbtacks, are you Cena? Do you have the guts to go extreme; are you able to use weapons? Can you make another superstar bleed, all for a win? Because if youre not, then get out of my ring.
Cena: Oh, I would. So Raven the question is, IF YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!
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Both men throw down the microphones, as the ref rings the bell. With the crowd all pumped up, Cena and Raven lock up. Pushing back and forth, struggling for position. The leg strength of Cena helps here, as he is able to push Raven back into a corner. Then the rights and left to the body begin, the shots are fast, making sure Raven cant block. Cena steps back, and then fires away with a huge shot to the face, which knocks Raven to the outside. The crowd is very fired up, as Cena throws his hands up in the air. The fight is now on the outside, as Cena goes after Raven. The right hand connects again with the head of Raven, who falls down to the ground. Quickly Cena breaks the count, as he goes back after Raven.
Grabbing Raven by the head, Cena goes to ram him into the guard rail. But Raven is able to counter, and instead slams Cena into the rail. Several shots to the back of Cena, followed by a huge kick to the face. Again the count is broken, this time by Raven. The fight goes back into the ring now, as Raven throws Cena into the ring. Once in Raven hooks the leg from a cover.
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.Kick out
As Cena gets the shoulder, Raven cant believe it. He goes into a mount position, hammering away with punches to the face of Cena. Trying to bust him open, not letting up. After several shots to the face of Cena, they switch into a sleeper by Raven. Where Raven wraps his legs around the stomach of Cena, cutting off oxygen. He rolls into the middle of the ring, keeping his hold on Cena. With the air being cut off, Cena begins to struggle. His arms begin to move like mad, as time is running out. His head begins to turn a slight red, and Raven isnt letting go.
Cole: Cena is fading fast; the oxygen cant enter his lungs.
Lawler: Come on Cena, fight back.
Then like he has done in the past, Cena fights back. He rolls over on is stomach, with Raven now on above him. Then using something inside of him, Cena begins to stand up. He lifts Raven above the ground, and then rams him back into the turnbuckle. The grip is broken, as Raven falls off him, but even Cena falls forward, after taking all the punishment. With both men down, the ref begins to count.
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Raven gets to his feet first, followed by Cena. Both men stare each other in the eye, knowing that neither man will stand down. They fist fight is on, as Cena throws a right. Followed by Raven, who nails a forearm to the face of Cena. This goes on for nearly a minute, these two superstars firing with everything they have. Then Cena slings Raven into the ropes, and on the rebound, he hits a clothesline. With Raven down, Cena begins to look around at the fans. He throws his hand up in the air, as we get a little pop from the crowd.
Lawler: I think we all know what is coming dont you Cole?
Cole: Its a little, five knuckle shuffle!
With his fist hitting Raven in the skull, Cena jumps up. He once again throws his hands up, calling for the AA, or as most people know it, the FU. Slowly Raven gets up, using the ropes to help him. He turns around, and is lifted onto the shoulders of Cena. Trying to fight out of it, but it is no use, as he is slammed into the mat with the AA. Quickly Cena goes for the cover.
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.3 NO KICKOUT!
The ref doesnt touch the mat, as Raven gets his shoulder off the ground. A look of shock comes across the face of Cena. Grabbing Raven by the hair, Cena lifts him onto his shoulders. Again he drops Raven into the mat, with an AA. Followed by another cover, this time Cena hooks both legs.
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.KICKOUT!
Cole: How did he do that?
Lawler: Raven is showing how good he really is.
Now to his feet, Cena backs into the corner. He watches as Raven gets to his feet, after taking not one, but two of his finishers. After watching for a moment, Cena goes to the top rope. He waits, waiting for Raven to turn around. As he does, Cena jumps, going for some high risk move. However, Raven moves out of the way. Sending Cena crashing down to the mat, while Raven gathers himself. Now Raven is in control, and he grabs Cena by the head. With Cena hurt, Raven drops him for the DDT. And then for his second cover of the match.
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KICKOUT!
The fans jump up, and cheer for their hero. Raven cant believe it, and hammers away with boots to the skull of Cena. Then an idea pops into the head of Raven. He goes to the outside, grabbing a steel chair. Once he enters the ring, he goes to hit Cena with it. But the ref stops him, taking the chair away. While the ref does that, Raven pulls delivers a low blow to Cena. This cheap shot, allows Raven to grab Cena again, and drop him in the DDT.
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Lillian Garcia: The Winner of the match, RAVEN!
With his music playing the background, Raven stands up. He looks down at Cena and laughs, while the ref raises his hand in victory. While the ref helps Cena up, Raven leaves the ring, and walks to the back.
Commercial
We go backstage to the office of Paul Heyman, who is doing some paper work. When in walks the Straight Edge Society, with their leader CM Punk holding his US Championship.
Punk: Paul Heyman, the mastermind behind ECW.
Heyman: CM Punk, the mastermind behind the S.E.S.
Punk: What a show so far, Im impressed Heyman.
Heyman:Well I promised the best, and Im giving it.
Punk: That you did, but let me offer you some advice. Later tonight, were having some kind of Xtreme Championship match.
Heyman: Yes we are, what would you like to know about it?
Punk: I thought it would be a good idea, to place Alex Riley in the match.
Heyman: Well Im sorry to tell you, but I already have the challengers picked out.
Punk: Who, who could be a better challenger than one of us. Than the pure S.E.S?
Heyman: Well, I have picked the last two guy that were in the battle royal before you won. So the person who came third, Aron Draven and then the runner up. Which of course was .
(Cutting Heyman off) Riley: So these guys are getting a reward for losing? Thats not right!
Heyman: Well you lost to buddy, so get over it.
Riley: You cant talk to me like that!
Heyman: Oh cant I, well Im sorry. Oh wait, no Im not. I can and will do what want, so get out of my office.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is set for one fall!
Glamazon
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, she is the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix.
Phoenix enters the ring, with her head held high. He climbs the turnbuckle, flexing for the people. All of them, amazed at the shape of this women.
Not Enough For Me
Lillian Garcia: And her opponent, she is one half of LayCool, Layla!
Out come both Michelle McCool and Layla. Wearing their flawless wrestling gear, as they walk down to the ring. Layla enters the ring, while McCool stays on the outside. The ref signals for the bell, and this match is under way. The Glamazon goes to lock up, but Layla pulls away.
Cole: What is Beth doing, Layla cant lock up? She is a little English muffin.
Lawler: Then why is she here?
Cole: Because, she is beautiful.
Lawler: Thats why?
Cole: Yes, now please, let me enjoy the match.
By this time, Phoenix has her hands on Layla. Who calls for help from Michelle, but it doesnt look like she is in any rush. Layla tries to escape, but Beth has a firm grip on his hair. This time when Layla tries to counter, Beth slams her down, by the hair. The kicks to the back begin, as Beth is in full control. She grabs Layla by the arm, lifting her up. Then Phoenix delivers a hard forearm, which causes Layla to stumble backward and into the turnbuckle. With her hands held together, Phoenix goes for an axe handle chop, but Layla ducks. Then she counters with a neckbreaker, taking both her and Beth down.
Slowly Layla makes it back up, and goes on the attack. With Beth to her knee, Layla delivers a huge kick to the face. Which causes Beth to fall back down, and to the outside of the ring. As the ref begins to count, Layla tells him to go faster. Screaming in his ear, and he is up to a 3 count.
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.Phoenix gets back into the ring, as Layla dreams of a count out, went out the door. Like a tiger, Layla jumps on Beth. And begins slamming her head into the mat, bouncing it like a basketball. With McCool on the outside cheering her on, Layla now has a smile on her face. She slowly gets off Beth, watching as she crawls. Then Layla drops her knee into the back of The Glamazon. Screaming at her to get up, as she slaps her in the face. Then Beth turns, she acts like a raging bull. As She charges at Layla. Tackling her down to the ground, and hammering away with shots to the face. As Layla scrambles, crawling for help. Beth grabs her, pulling Layla back. She lifts Layla up, and drops her face first, for the Glam Slam. And then the cover.
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Lillian Garcia: Then winner, by pinfall, The Glamazon Beth Phoenix!
Straight after the announcement is made, Michelle McCool slides into the ring. The assault begins, as LayCool go to town on Beth. Kicking her, slapping her in the face, all the while they laugh. Then Michelle grabs Phoenix, pulling her closer. She has Beth in position for the faith breaker, when some familiar music plays.
Empire March
Here comes The Kong, marching down to the ring. As LayCool are now overcome with fear. Kong enters the ring, and McCool goes for a kick. But Kong grabs her leg, and then throws her over the top rope. With her friend gone, Layla is all alone. She tries to talk to Kong, but the monster isnt in a talking mood. With a grin on her face, Kong runs, hitting Layla front on. Then she delivers a huge splash, landing right on top of Layla. With the crowd cheering her on, Kong shows her dominance over this division.
Cole: My .muffin
Lawler: Your muffin just got squashed!
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