Pokemon power!

[Dirk]

Okay, the pussy factor in the Prison has risen somewhat, following the in-depth discussion of the new type of Pokemon, so let's just embrace it. Half of y'all are bronies anyway...

I guess this ties in with Captain Planet, astrology and most RPG's I've played over the last ten years, but if you were a Pokemon, what type would you be?

I would like to say Dragon, but my self-esteem isn't that good.

I'm a pretty easy-going kind of guy and I'd rather go the extra mile to resolve conflict than to resort to aggression. When I'm backed into an uncomfortable situation, I tend to withdraw. I'm content with life, don't expect too much from it and try to help where I can.

I guess that makes me a Ground type. What about you guys?

 

[The Butcher]

During discussions of Pokemon I become a Snorlax. I don't dislike it or deride it. I just sorta missed the cut for being interested in it in the first place.

 

[Mac Attack]

I'd say I'd probably be a grass type. I like to stay rooted and true and generally grass types are seen as cute and cuddly and truthfully I'm a cuddle monster. I just think grass types general relaxed attitude really fits me.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I'd just be a steelix, or a Tyranitar.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Dark type. Just like a Mexican I sneak about and up on people 'cause that's what I do. It's a gift and a curse that will accidentally land me behind a squad car someday if I'm carrying mota on me -- mota that I stole via Thief!

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

I would probably be a Dark type, because I'm an asshole who likes the colour purple. I'm a perfect fit.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I'm saying ghost. Rarely seen, sneaky, the pokemon overspill.

 

[Gelgarin]

I'm humanoid, so statistically I'm almost guaranteed to be a fighting or psychic type.