Poetry about other members by LWO

[latino World order]

Doug Crashin
Got a red rashin
From eating the tainted meat.
He logged onto the Cage
and got filled with rage
when he saw his Rep Meter was beat.

The Doc
Sat near some clocks
eating his Porridge and rice.
Along came some mice
Who seemed very nice
and said,
"Sup *****"

More to come.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Amazing.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Awesome

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Incredible

 

[The Crock]

Niiiice

 

[DirtyJosé]

I'm perched with my pipe in hand ready for this lWo poetry slam.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

In Honor of the Great LWO:

LWO is a real negro
Takes no shit from hoz
hit that bitch o go
and pack me a bowl
sup amigo!

 

[Coco]

Walt Whitman wants a piece of that action.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

REALLY???????????? REALLY?????? ONE FUCKING DAY AFTER I OWN ZERO WITH AN AWESOME LIMERICK?

Just like any other spic, piggy backing off of someone far superior to them. What are you gonna do next. Pick apples?

 

[latino World order]

Whenever I lick
My very long dick.
And stop and I pause
In awe.
I then go online
take a look at the time
and realize my Spanish self is looking fine.
But then I think
with controllable blinks,
Am I the only Spic out there?
I sigh for a day.
Get thoughts out of the way
But I remembered DirtyJosé!

 

[DirtyJosé]

Olé!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Not bad.

 

[latino World order]

SSC does 3 things.
Think about sex.
Talk about sex.
Have sex.
Such is the way of SSC.

 

[latino World order]

More to come.

 

[latino World order]

Coco makes a shitload of people pregnant
Which is kind of ironic, if you think about it
Think really hard
"Hope everything is alright", he says
After he rapes you.
"No offense."

 

[Hyorinmaru]

SSC also smokes weed.

 

[latino World order]

What's that in the sky?
What's that, flying high?
No one noticed.
Or no one cared.
All we did was fuck some ****es.
But then, in 2004
came an Asian wave
It's Super Dave!

 

[The Crock]

Epic.

 

[Dave]

What's that in the sky?
What's that, flying high?
No one noticed.
Or no one cared.
All we did was fuck some ****es.
But then, in 2004
came an Asian wave
It's Super Dave!

Utterly epic!

I'm going to rep you for this but I need to wait a couple of hours apparently.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

This thread is just fucking awosome

 

[LitasRevenge79]

I love the poety LWO. Keep it up.

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

I'd say write a poem about LR79, but how many times can you write 'Wade Barrett's Bootlicker' ?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

SSC does 3 things.
Think about sex.
Talk about sex.
Have sex.
Such is the way of SSC.

It's True, It's DAMN True.

For those wondering, I'm perma-stoned, so that requires no thought or action.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

100% positive it's not his boot she wants to lick.

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

100% positive it's not his boot she wants to lick.

Dooooooon't go in the waaaaater...at Fonz Pond.