Pissing The Bed

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Y 2 Jake

Slightly Autistic
Why would a child piss the bed when there is a toilet about two metres away? Is the child lazy, sleeping or paraplegic? Not only pissing the bed. But coming into my room to tell me she's pissed the bed, dribbling piss all over my floor. Which I stand in. Showering a child at 2 in the morning is no fun.

FACT.
 
Bad dreams? Bad bladder? Deep sleep? Hmmm. Maybe...It would suck quite a bit of ass to do spring cleaning at 2 o' clock in the morning though.
 
Big Wes said:
Bad dreams? Bad bladder? Deep sleep? Hmmm. Maybe...It would suck quite a bit of ass to do spring cleaning at 2 o' clock in the morning though.
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I didn't clean up shit. Just the child. I left the piss to soak into her bed. I'm not changing a duvet at that time in the morning. She's sleeping in my bed, pissing in that too probably.
 
TheOneBigWill said:
How on earth could a 4 year old have her OWN fridge?! I don't even have my own fridge, & I'm an adult!!
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Kind of a good idea, I'd hate to be watching football or a good TV show and here comes the kid "Where the fuck is the soda? I'm thirsty" then you tell them where it is and they leave and tell you to get it.
 
Big Wes said:
Kind of a good idea, I'd hate to be watching football or a good TV show and here comes the kid "Where the fuck is the soda? I'm thirsty" then you tell them where it is and they leave and tell you to get it.
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If my daughter said "fuck" when asking me anything, intentionally.. I'd back-hand her into a wall. lol She has to at least be of age to curse at me.. like.. 6 yrs. old. lol

She already points at me whenever SHE does something wrong, & tells ME "no, no!" I'm like "Yeah, you know its coming don't you..."

However, I know what you mean.. I've had several times when my daughter, Wife, animal.. have interrupted me during wrestling or football to do something.

"Honey, food's done.." ---- "Dada, baba?!" ---- "bark, bark - (gotta go out)" ---- "The stove's on fire!!"

Its all the same.. interruption after interruption, pisses me off.
 
TheOneBigWill said:
"Honey, food's done.." ---- "Dada, baba?!" ---- "bark, bark - (gotta go out)" ---- "The stove's on fire!!"

Its all the same.. interruption after interruption, pisses me off.
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That would be a bit of a problem to me.

Wife- Keep her in the kitchen or beside you at all times.

Kid- With the wife, bottle in hand.

Dog- Outside during the game.

Stove- Stick to Taco Bell or McDonald's.

I don't have to deal with those, so I doubt it's that easy. Ahhh better enjoy my time now.
 
Big Wes said:
That would be a bit of a problem to me.

Wife- Keep her in the kitchen or beside you at all times.

Kid- With the wife, bottle in hand.

Dog- Outside during the game.

Stove- Stick to Taco Bell or McDonald's.

I don't have to deal with those, so I doubt it's that easy. Ahhh better enjoy my time now.
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In all actuality, its likely more like..

Wife: Complaining that I'm not paying attention to her, or our daugther.. but she ONLY complains during wrestling or football.. apparently thats the specific time to complain, it can't happen any other time.

Daughter: She wanted me to read her a book tonight, but I had to "hold it" with my hands. It couldn't rest on my knee, while I played a game at the same time.. nooo.. lol So, when I pick the book up with my hands, she no longer wants me to read it.

Dog: Its house broken, it can hold it. lol

Food: You have absolutely NO idea how much I live out of McDonald's. 3 Super Sized (now "Large") Fries & 2 Big Macs, I eat one meal a day.. thats it. 3-4 times a week if I can.. it comes to like $10.66, or something. I used to have the price remembered at $9.98, but now its over $10.00 --- pisses me the f*** off.
 
Could be a few things, including bad dreams or too much to drink before bed. She could also have an undersized bladder, which can be fixed by simply getting the child to hold it during the day as long as she can. That is supposed to stretch it.

If it keeps up, she should be seen by a doctor, although I doubt it's nothing more than too much to drink and possibly to get attention.

I knew a kid that did it until about 10 years old, and girls seem to get it worse than boys.

Y2Jake=Golden Showers ;) LOL! Poor bastard!
 
Y 2 Jake said:
Why would a child piss the bed when there is a toilet about two metres away? Is the child lazy, sleeping or paraplegic? Not only pissing the bed. But coming into my room to tell me she's pissed the bed, dribbling piss all over my floor. Which I stand in. Showering a child at 2 in the morning is no fun.

FACT.
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this is what you do, make sure they use the bathroom before going to bed. after going to the bathroom the child shouldnt have liquids.
 
oh well she probably pissed the bed because she heard Luther became admin.
 
justinsayne said:
Your being sarcastic right?, you know Luther's not really admin right?

Sometimes it's hard to tell with you
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Of course I am being sarcastic lol...if Luther was admin...then...then...oh God it's too mad to even describe!!
 
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