People taking offence to weird things

[Uncle Sam]

Me: (Sarcastically) Oh, sorry. I might as well kill myself then.
Girl: Don't say that; one of my best friends died in a car accident.
Me: Oh. K.

Me: Don't go there unless you wanna get stabbed.
Guy: Don't say that.
Me: Why not?
Guy: (Without a hint of sarcasm) 'Cos knife crime isn't a joke.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I think you should get yourself a set of new friends. No wonder you need to be such a smartass on here; your friends sound like they are all ice queens.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just those two really.

 

[Murfish]

I hate it when people do that. People think that by saying some jokes you have instantly offended/murdered everyone that has come into contact with the subject of the joke.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

It's just like when someone say's "that's so gay" and gay people get mad. I mean come on is it really hurting you? Or when two straight guys joke around calling the other gay, to me it's not hurtful, but I guess some people take stuff way to seriously and take offence to everything now a days.

 

[Minor League Brian]

The last one is hilarious and I wouldn't have been able to hold in a straight up laugh.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It was difficult, but he's bigger than me and a moody fucker.

 

[AnthonyMango/NoFate007]

Oh man, I can't stand people like that.

I was flirting around with this girl once, real cute, starting to get to know her, and while talking around about something (I forget what...it was something stupid like "what's the best soup?") she and I disagreed on it and I jokingly said "nope, you're ******ed".

She got all pissed off about it. Now, she doesn't have any family members that are mentally handicapped or anything. But obviously that was the end of that. If you get all upset over something as simple as that, there's no way I'm going to be able to stand you for very long haha. Cute girl...shame.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What does it feel like to be offended?

 

[Danmen001]

Agreed in general.

 

[Spunky]

That pic was

 

[Luther_Hull]

My mate too offence to being called a fat cunt.

 

[Milkyway!]

Whats a fat cunt?

 

[Luther_Hull]

Ya mam.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Childish, I know, it's a cunt who is fat.

 

[Milkyway!]

Whats a cunt?

 

[Luther_Hull]

Google it.

 

[Jonny B]

Ya mam.

 

[Milkyway!]

...............porn came up You bastard.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Really?

I guess you didn't have SafeSearch on. Fo shame.

 

[Milkyway!]

=\\ Man, I hate you. Whats my mother going to think when she sees that? Lol

 

[Luther_Hull]

Google "vagina", see what that brings up.

 

[Milkyway!]

. I know what vagina is good sir.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've known what a cunt was since I was 3 and my Mum let me watch Christine. Kids these days. I didn't even have the benefit of Google then.