LampShade
#1, Mobile Alabama
*Pyro goes off all over the stage, As the LampShade theme "When you were young - The Killers" plays to start off the show*
Beau Allen: Welcome everyone around the world to the very first episode of OWN LampShade!
Gene Snitsky: Beau my friend this looks like its gonna be an amazing night for sports entertainment! Every championship will be on the line and dont forget the main event for tonight!
Beau Allen: Thats right Gene, we will have the sadistic DeathDome match in the main event! But who will be in the match? We will find out shortly.
*Charlie Haas theme plays, Haas makes his way to the ring*
Beau Allen: It looks like the GM has something to say Gene.
*Haas enters the ring and grabs a mic*
Haas: Ok.. ok.. Tonight is gonna be amazing. We have such a great card for all you fans here in Mobile Alabamma *Crowd Cheers*, What a shame our first show had to be in this cruddy town!*Crowd chants "Haas is an ass!"* IM NOT AN ASS YOU STUPID HICKS! Respect me, im the General Manager damn it!*Crowd boos*Ok back to buisness, Tonight we are going to have a great card but sadly I wont be here to see it...
Gene Snitsky: WHAT?
Beau Allen: Huh??
Haas: I was scheduled to be full time General Manager but I was today fired for misconduct backstage...
Gene Snitsky: NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!
Beau Allen: Haha.
Haas: But you know what? I dont give a damn! To hell with OWN im gonna go and create a better company and send you all to hell!
*Haas' theme plays as he storms out of the arena* *The crowd starts to sing "Nananana hey hey hey goodbye"*
Beau Allen: My god! The former general manager just announced he had been fired!
Gene Snitsky: I think im going to go cry until the world is flooded with my tears.
Beau Allen: Theres no time for that when we have such an amazing show tonight, up next will be the 10 man over the top rope battle royal when we come back from the commercial break.
(Commercial break)
Match 1: 10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal:
Devin vs Big Show vs AJ Styles vs Christian Cage vs Rob Van Dam vs Edge vs Randy Orton vs Luke Lightning vs X-pac vs ??????????
*Devin, Big Show, AJ Styles, Christian Cage, RVD, Edge and Orton have already made there way to the ring during the commercial break*
*Luke Lightnings theme "Survive" plays as he makes his way to the ring*
Lillian Garcia: And, making his way to the ring weighing 256 pounds, from Sydney Australia, LUKE LIGHTNING!
*Lightning is now in the ring*
Beau Allen: WHo could the next competitor be?
*Monty Brown's theme plays as he burst out from behind the curtain*
Beau Allen: WHAT THE HELL! ITS MONTY BROWN! HE DOESNT WORK FOR OWN!
Gene Snitsky: OR DOES HE!?!
*Brown grabs Lillians mic and scares all the competitors outside the ring*
Brown: Im the new ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPHHHAAAAAAAA MALE of the OWN! With that pansy Haas fired I was of course hired. Honestly im surprised I wasnt originally hired here. Must of been some kind of misunderstanding, because what kind of crap do you call a wrestling program without the AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPHHHHHAAAAAAAA MALE!
*Devin climbs in the ring and hits Brown with a Stunner*
*Match begins*
Devin goes straight for the Brown with some kicks to the gut. Lightning and AJ start to double team the big show, attempting to toss him over. AJ and Lightning attempt to double clothsline Big Show out but he reverses into back body drops on both of them out of the ring. Lightning and AJ flip off Big Show and he climbs over the top rope to go after them, thus eliminating himself. Big Show chases them out into the crowd and out of the arena. Christian and RVD are forming an alliance to combat Edge and Orton. Brown dragon suplexes Devin to the other side of the ring. X-Pac finally decides to get into the action and sucker punches Devin. Devin then clotheslines him to the outside. Christian is hit by a surprise RKO and thrown into turnbuckle by Orton. Orton starts hitting him with rights and lefts. Edge is trying to throw RVD over the top. RVD reverses into a hurracanrana throwing both him and Edge out. Brown german suplexes Devin into the turnbuckle. Devin's neck looks pretty hurt. Orton powerbombs christian out of the ring. Brown irish whips Devin into the rope and bounces off another. Brown hits the Pounce knocking Devin into Orton sending him over the top rope.
Winners: Devin & Monty Brown
Aftermath:
*Brown grabs the mic while Devin is laid out on the mat*
Brown: You pathetic piece of horse crap. You think you can beat me? You think you can win in the DeathDome? You think you can beat The AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPHHHAAAAAAAA Male!!!!
*Brown throws the mic at Devin's lifeless body and his theme plays as he exits the ring*
(Commercial Break)
Beau Allen: Woah what a main event we have tonight! Devin vs Monty Brown in a DeathDome for the OWN World Title.
Gene Snitsky: That was a fluke, it should be Orton vs Monty in that dome.
Beau Allen: I have to disagree Gene.
Gene Snitsky: Whatever!
*JBL theme plays as he makes his way to the ring*
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen, making his way to the ring, The Chairman of OWN, John Bradshaw Layfield!
Beau Allen: The chairman? What is he doing here?
Gene Snitsky: Probably gonna fire your pathetic ass Beau.
JBL: Ok some of you may have wondered why I fired Haas so soon. Well that guy is a total suck up! He offered me things I cant mention on national television!
Gene Snitsky: Woah you might wanna watch your words Boss!
JBL: He can go and create his little wrestling show. I dont even care, I could easily crush it within a second. Ok enough about that idiot Haas, I am here to announce that for the next 4 weeks LampShade will be without a GM. However on that 4th week I will announce the new GM and trust me, I will make certain they are good for the spot!
*JBL's music plays as he leaves the arena*
Beau Allen: Woah 4 weeks and we get a new GM!
Gene Snitsky: I wonder who the Boss has in mind?
Beau Allen: Id be damned if I knew, well when we come back from the comercial break we will have the match for the SkyHigh title!
(commercial break)
Match 2: OWN SkyHigh Title, Tables Elimination Match
Jeff Hardy vs Billy Kidman vs Azrael vs Paul London
*Jeff Hardy theme plays*
Lillain: Introducing, Jeff Hardy!
*Billy Kidman theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, Billy Kidman!
*Azrael theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, Azrael!
*London theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, Paul London!
The ring is surrounds by tables. The match immediatly gets underway with Jeff hitting a standing dropkick on Kidman. Azrael tosses London outside then ring and then hops out after him. Azrael sets up a table near the announce table. He delivers a DDT on London and then lays him on the table. Jeff meanwhile hits kidman with a jawbreaker. He then attempts to Irish whip kidman into the turnbuckle, Kidman reverses and irish whips jeff at the turnbuckle. Jeff then runs up and hits the whisper in the wind. Both Kidman and Jeff are flat out in the ring. Azrael climbs to the top rope while london is layed out on the table. He attempts his signature "Corkscrew moonsault" move on london through the table. London moves off the table causing Azrael to go through thus eliminating him. London walks around to grab a table and takes it into the ring. He sets in up. Jeff is now on his feet and hits London in the gut. London return it with a toe kick to Jeff gut. London hits a hurracanrana on Jeff sending him to the outside. He then lifts up Kidman and sets him on the table. He the scales the turnbuckle looking like he is going to hit his 450 splash. But Jeff climbs onto the apron and pushes him to the outside. Jeff is on the turnbuckle and is going for the Swanton bomb. Kidman catches him in midair and reverses into a powerbomb through the table. Jeff is eliminated. London is looking under the ring and then pulls out a ladder. He slides in the ring and nails Kidman with it. London sets up the ladder and then goes out the grab a table. He slides back in and gets a kick to the back of the head by Kidman. Kidman flapjacks him laying him out. Kidman sets up the table next to the ladder. He lifts up London and sets him up on the table. Kidman climbs the ladder and looks like he wants to hit the shooting star press throught the table. London gets up and climbs the ladder and goes for a suplex through the table. Kidman blocks and lands a few punches. London tries again. Kidman blocks again and this time hits a hurracanrana sending himself through the table.
Lillian: Here is your winner, and new SkyHigh Champion, Paul London!
Beau Allen: What! This is outrageous! Kidman tried his best but accidently put himself through the table. I cant believe this!
Gene Snitsky: I guess that was just Londons luck.
Winner: Paul London
Aftermath:
London: I did it! Im the champ!
*Kidman looks pissed*
London: Better luck next time chump. Because you are looking at the 1st and Last SkyHigh champion. Dont go expecting me to ever lose this belt, because I am Nothing but... the best.
*Kidman gets up and grabs his mic*
Kidman: Enough Mr. Im the freakin best! Next week I challenge you to a match for MY SkyHigh championship!
*London gets another mic off Lillian*
London: Well you see the belt isnt yours yet.
Kidman: It has always been mine Paul.. Your just minding it for me.
London: Minding it!?
*London flattens Kidman with the belt*
London: Now tell me how do you mind that?
*London theme plays as he storms out of the ring*
(Commercial break)
Beau Allen: Wow what a statement our SkyHigh champion has sent Kidman.
Gene Snitsky: Who cares Kidmans a punk who thinks he can just get everything he wants.
Beau Allen: I disagree with you there Gene.
Gene Snitsky: That my friend is why I hate you.
Beau Allen: Ok back to the show, Next up will be The Walls of Samoa vs The Kennedy Administration for the OWN Tag Titles!
Match 3: OWN Tag Titles, Normal tag match
The Walls of Samoa (Samoa joe & Chris Jericho) vs The Kennedy Administration (Kennedy & Mark Henry w/ MVP)
*Walls of samoa theme plays (A mix of Jericho and Joes themes)*
Lillian: Introducing, The Walls of Samoa! Samoa Joe and Chris Jericho!
*Kennedy theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, The Kennedy Administration! Mr. Kennedy and Mark Henry accompanied by Montel Vontavious Porter!
*Kennedy raises his arm up in the air motioning for his microphone to drop*
Kennedy: Here we are the Kennedy Adminstration, featuring me MIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTTTERRRRRR KKKKKKKENNNNNNNNEDDDDDYYYYYY, MIIISSSSSSTTTTTTEEEEERRRRRR HHHHEEEEENNNNNNNNNRRRRYYYYY and of course the Spontaneous Montel Vontavious Porter!
*Jericho grabs his mic*
Jericho: Shut your pie hole you assclown! I came here for a match and you try to give me the sound of someone moaning there lovers name?
*Kennedy starts jumping around the ring in anger he tries to take a cheap shot at jericho but Jericho hits him with the mic*
The match is underway the referee escorts henry and joe to the apron. Jericho starts working on Kennedys now busted open forehead with rights and lefts in a mount position. He lifts up Kennedy and DDTs him at his teams corner. He then tags in Joe. They quickly hit a double DDT. Joe applys a crossface to Kennedy but he reaches the rope. Kennedy is trying to crawl to Henry but Joe just senton splashes him into the mat. Joe grabs him by the leg back to his corner and tags Jericho. Jericho irish whips him into the ropes and lands a standing dropkick. He goes for the pin 1....2.....Kick out! Henry is becoming impatient. Jericho goes for the walls of jericho but henry comes in a clotheslines him to the mat. Joe then comes in and recieves one to. Henry climbs back out to the ring apron. Kennedy crawls to Henry and gets the tag. Henry Throws Joe to the outside. Henry hits the worlds strongest slam on Jericho. He goes for the pin 1.... 2.........KICK OUT! At the last second jericho kicked out. Henry goes for it again but Jericho reverves into a DDT. Both men are laid out not moving. *Crowd starts to chant "We want Joe"*. Joe climbs back to the apron and gets the tag and clotheslines Henry not once but twice. He irish whips henry into the Turnbuckle. He tries to lift him to the top turnbuckle looking to hit the Muscle Buster. But Henry just pushes him down. Henry climbs up to the top to hit a big splash. Joe gets to his feet and runs to the turnbuckle and gives Henry some punches to the gut. Its muscle buster time. He hits the Muscle buster on Henry! MVP Distracts the Referee then jericho chases after him up the ramp. While the Ref was distracted Kennedy climbed in and hit a low blow on Joe. Kennedy and Henry hit a double Worlds strongest slam on Joe. Heres the pin, 1....2.....3....HE GOT IT!
Winners: The Kennedy Administration
The Aftermath:
*All of the Kennedy Administration escape through the crowd*
*Jericho grabs a mic*
Jericho: Yous think you can play games? Yous think you are some japanese video game masters playing donkey kong for 74 hours straight?!! Well we can play games to. Next week you will see what the Walls of Samoa call a game. See ya next week monkey feces.
*Walls of samoa theme plays as they leave the ring*
Backstage Segment:
Krystal: Im here with the man who will face The Alpha Male in the DeathDome tonight, Devin!
Devin: Look Krystal enough of the crap I am sick of people like Brown picking on the little guys, So tonight im gonna take his sorry ass to that DeathDome and kick so hard that next week we can ask him how was china!
Krystal: Ok Devin but if you do win what do you plan on doing?
Devin: What the hell? Are you asking me out on a date Krystal?
Krystal: What do you think?
Devin: OH hell no Krystal my dear Id rather eat my own crap and die in a terrible blazing fire!
*Krystal runs out of the room*
Devin: Poor girl, NOW DO YOU SEE THAT? Or do I have to draw a freakin picture for ya!
Backstage Segment:
JBL: Hmm there is just so many candidates for GM I just cant choose.
Trevor Murdoch: I dunno boss maybe I could just be GM.
*JBL Bursts out into laughter*
JBL: Good one Murdoch I can always count on you to make me laugh!
*Murdoch sighs*
(Commercial break)
Beau Allen: Woah what a night we have had so far! What a shame its almost over.
Gene Snitsky: I think I need to die after hearing Murdoch asking to become GM.
Beau Allen: Haha well up next is the fatal 4 way match for the OWN Extreme Title. Remember its No Rules!
Match 4: OWN Extreme Title, No Rules match
CM Punk vs Brian Kendrick vs Fat Alfred vs RoadDogg
*Punks theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, CM PUNK!
*Kendrick and Alfred attack Punk as hes walking down the ramp*
*RoadDoggs theme plays "OOOOHHH YOOUUU DIDNTTT KNOOOOWW"*
Lillian: Introducing, RoadDogg!
The match begins outside the ring with Punk being beaten on by all competitors. RoadDogg grabs a chair and KO's Punk and throws him into the Crowd. RoadDogg, Alfred and Kendrick all start delivering punches to each other. RoadDogg delivers a double spear to them both. He goes and grabs a baseball bat from under the ring and takes it back onto the ramp and smacks kendrick over the head with it. He goes for the cover on Kendrick. 1.....2... Alfred breaks the pin. Alfred Suplexes RoadDogg. Alfred grabs Kendrick and takes him into the ring.Alfred does his finisher "The HEY HEY HEY Bomb"(Sitdown Razors Edge). He goes the cover. 1.....2.....pin is borken up by RoadDogg. RoadDogg Low blows Alfred and tries to hit pump handle slam but he cant lift Alfred. Alfred chops him down and hops out of the ring and grabs a table. He slides it into the ring. He then grabs a ladder and takes it intot he ring. He sets both up. He puts RoadDogg and Kendrick on the table. He scales the ladder looking to hit the Big Splash throught he table. CM punk has recovered and climbs out of the crowd. Alfred hits the big splash throught the table. CM hops in the ring and quickly applys the Anaconda Vice on Alfred who taps out instantly.
Winner: CM Punk
AfterMath:
*CM grabs the belt and a mic*
CM Punk: I have a message for anyone who thinks they can take my newly wont itle from me, Im Straight Edge and if you dont look twice ill hit you in the head with my good friend named Sledge.
*RoadDogg and Kendrick are knocked out and Fat alfred is running up the ramp in shame**Crowd starts cheering "You tapped out"*
*CM Punk theme plays*
Beau Allen: Wow what a match! But you know whats next right Gene?
Gene Snitsky: Oh hell yeah! The DeathDome!
Beau Allen: As you can see Gene several people are currently setting up the dome. What kind of things should we expect?
Gene Snitsky: Well you can expect someone to never be the same again!
Beau Allen: I hear that!
Backstage Segment
Krystal: Monty! Monty!
Brown: Well hey there good lookin..
Krystal: Ohh Monty... *blushes* I just wanted to ask you, Do you think you can beat Devin tonight?
Brown: Of course I can Krystal, after all I am the AAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPPPHHHHAAAAAAA Male!
Gene Snitsky: Man did you here that Brown is gonna win!
Beau Allen: Just because he says so doesnt make it true!
Gene Snitsky: Beau the Alpha Male never lies.
Beau Allen: Ok you keep thinking that Gene because right now it is time for the DeathDome for the OWN World Title!
Gene Snitsky: This is gonna rock!
Beau Allen: Remember the rules are as follows: The ring will be concealed within a cage dome. Within the dome will be Tables ladders and chairs. Hanging fromt he ceiling is 3 ropes. 2 Hang above the outside of the ring and one hangs above the center where the open circle above the ring is. This open circle is the way of escape. The 2 ropes hanging on the outside will hold potato sacks holding weapons. However the rope in the middle is a means of climbing out however after 10 minutes it will be lit on fire. Causing the only way to escape to become the use of a ladder.
Gene Snitsky: Wow you think they'd make the match more simple.
Beau Allen: Who cares its gonna be great!
Main Event: OWN World Title, DeathDome match
"The Alpha Male" Monty Brown vs Devin
*Browns theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, The Alpha Male, MONTY BROWN!
*Devins theme "Forgive me" plays*
Lillian: Introducing, Devin!
Both stare each other down. They each turn their backs to each other and stare at the dome. Brown turns around and cheap-shots devin with a punch to the back of the neck. Devin falls to the ground. Brown attempts to climb the escape rope already. Devin gets to his feet and grabs brown in a powerbomb position and holds him up as he pulls him off the rope he then powerbombs him through a table outside the ring. Devin hops out and grabs a chair. He nails brown with it. He then repeatedly stomps brown in the gut. He reaches for the potato sack above him and inside is a cattle prod. he goes to use it on brown but brown delivers a big boot to Devin. Brown grabs the cattle prod and shocks Devin with it. He then notices a ladder behind him he folds it in and lays it down. He grabs Devin and lays him on it. He gives him another shock with the cattle prod. Brown hops back in the ring a climbs the turnbuckle. He hits a guillitine legdrop on Devin onto the ladder. He grabs Devin and takes him into the ring. He irish whips him against the rope, He bounces off another. He attempts the punce but Devin instead hits his finisher "The Stunner". Brown rolls out of the ring in pain. devin attempts to climb the rope but it is lit on fire. Devin in on fire. He rolls around trying to put the fire out. Brown gets back in the ring and military presses Devin out of the ring and into the Dome. This puts the fire on devin out. Brown sees that the rope i on fire so he hops out the get a ladder. He grabs a ladder near the other potato sack. He slides in the ladder. He then reach for the potato sack out of curiousity. Inside is a python. It bites brown and he is jumping around like a mad man. Devin gets up and hops in the ring and sets up the ladder to escape. He slowly climbs. Brown finally gets the snake off himself and climbs in the ring to stop Devin. He hits the pounce on the ladder in an attempt to knock devin off. But devin grabs onto the flaming rope and is once again lit on fire. He quickly climbs out of the dome where several referee on top use fire exstinguishers to put out the flames.
Lillian: Here is your winner and the first ever OWN World Champion, DEVIN!
Winner: Devin
Aftermath:
Devin is put on a hospital stretcher while the Referees help get Brown out of the Dome. Brown looks extremely pissed off. Devin is to be rushed to a nearby hospital.
Beau Allen: My god what a match!
Gene Snitsky: How the hell! He was on fire twice and got shocked twice!
Beau Allen: Its all about heart Gene. Devin is like a giant heart on fire!
Gene Snitsky: More like a giant fart.
Beau Allen: Whatever Gene. Folks tune in next week to what is sure to eb a great show just like tonights!
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Ok Guys tune in next week for what will be a great show!
#1, Mobile Alabama
*Pyro goes off all over the stage, As the LampShade theme "When you were young - The Killers" plays to start off the show*
Beau Allen: Welcome everyone around the world to the very first episode of OWN LampShade!
Gene Snitsky: Beau my friend this looks like its gonna be an amazing night for sports entertainment! Every championship will be on the line and dont forget the main event for tonight!
Beau Allen: Thats right Gene, we will have the sadistic DeathDome match in the main event! But who will be in the match? We will find out shortly.
*Charlie Haas theme plays, Haas makes his way to the ring*
Beau Allen: It looks like the GM has something to say Gene.
*Haas enters the ring and grabs a mic*
Haas: Ok.. ok.. Tonight is gonna be amazing. We have such a great card for all you fans here in Mobile Alabamma *Crowd Cheers*, What a shame our first show had to be in this cruddy town!*Crowd chants "Haas is an ass!"* IM NOT AN ASS YOU STUPID HICKS! Respect me, im the General Manager damn it!*Crowd boos*Ok back to buisness, Tonight we are going to have a great card but sadly I wont be here to see it...
Gene Snitsky: WHAT?
Beau Allen: Huh??
Haas: I was scheduled to be full time General Manager but I was today fired for misconduct backstage...
Gene Snitsky: NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!
Beau Allen: Haha.
Haas: But you know what? I dont give a damn! To hell with OWN im gonna go and create a better company and send you all to hell!
*Haas' theme plays as he storms out of the arena* *The crowd starts to sing "Nananana hey hey hey goodbye"*
Beau Allen: My god! The former general manager just announced he had been fired!
Gene Snitsky: I think im going to go cry until the world is flooded with my tears.
Beau Allen: Theres no time for that when we have such an amazing show tonight, up next will be the 10 man over the top rope battle royal when we come back from the commercial break.
(Commercial break)
Match 1: 10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal:
Devin vs Big Show vs AJ Styles vs Christian Cage vs Rob Van Dam vs Edge vs Randy Orton vs Luke Lightning vs X-pac vs ??????????
*Devin, Big Show, AJ Styles, Christian Cage, RVD, Edge and Orton have already made there way to the ring during the commercial break*
*Luke Lightnings theme "Survive" plays as he makes his way to the ring*
Lillian Garcia: And, making his way to the ring weighing 256 pounds, from Sydney Australia, LUKE LIGHTNING!
*Lightning is now in the ring*
Beau Allen: WHo could the next competitor be?
*Monty Brown's theme plays as he burst out from behind the curtain*
Beau Allen: WHAT THE HELL! ITS MONTY BROWN! HE DOESNT WORK FOR OWN!
Gene Snitsky: OR DOES HE!?!
*Brown grabs Lillians mic and scares all the competitors outside the ring*
Brown: Im the new ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPHHHAAAAAAAA MALE of the OWN! With that pansy Haas fired I was of course hired. Honestly im surprised I wasnt originally hired here. Must of been some kind of misunderstanding, because what kind of crap do you call a wrestling program without the AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPHHHHHAAAAAAAA MALE!
*Devin climbs in the ring and hits Brown with a Stunner*
*Match begins*
Devin goes straight for the Brown with some kicks to the gut. Lightning and AJ start to double team the big show, attempting to toss him over. AJ and Lightning attempt to double clothsline Big Show out but he reverses into back body drops on both of them out of the ring. Lightning and AJ flip off Big Show and he climbs over the top rope to go after them, thus eliminating himself. Big Show chases them out into the crowd and out of the arena. Christian and RVD are forming an alliance to combat Edge and Orton. Brown dragon suplexes Devin to the other side of the ring. X-Pac finally decides to get into the action and sucker punches Devin. Devin then clotheslines him to the outside. Christian is hit by a surprise RKO and thrown into turnbuckle by Orton. Orton starts hitting him with rights and lefts. Edge is trying to throw RVD over the top. RVD reverses into a hurracanrana throwing both him and Edge out. Brown german suplexes Devin into the turnbuckle. Devin's neck looks pretty hurt. Orton powerbombs christian out of the ring. Brown irish whips Devin into the rope and bounces off another. Brown hits the Pounce knocking Devin into Orton sending him over the top rope.
Winners: Devin & Monty Brown
Aftermath:
*Brown grabs the mic while Devin is laid out on the mat*
Brown: You pathetic piece of horse crap. You think you can beat me? You think you can win in the DeathDome? You think you can beat The AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPHHHAAAAAAAA Male!!!!
*Brown throws the mic at Devin's lifeless body and his theme plays as he exits the ring*
(Commercial Break)
Beau Allen: Woah what a main event we have tonight! Devin vs Monty Brown in a DeathDome for the OWN World Title.
Gene Snitsky: That was a fluke, it should be Orton vs Monty in that dome.
Beau Allen: I have to disagree Gene.
Gene Snitsky: Whatever!
*JBL theme plays as he makes his way to the ring*
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen, making his way to the ring, The Chairman of OWN, John Bradshaw Layfield!
Beau Allen: The chairman? What is he doing here?
Gene Snitsky: Probably gonna fire your pathetic ass Beau.
JBL: Ok some of you may have wondered why I fired Haas so soon. Well that guy is a total suck up! He offered me things I cant mention on national television!
Gene Snitsky: Woah you might wanna watch your words Boss!
JBL: He can go and create his little wrestling show. I dont even care, I could easily crush it within a second. Ok enough about that idiot Haas, I am here to announce that for the next 4 weeks LampShade will be without a GM. However on that 4th week I will announce the new GM and trust me, I will make certain they are good for the spot!
*JBL's music plays as he leaves the arena*
Beau Allen: Woah 4 weeks and we get a new GM!
Gene Snitsky: I wonder who the Boss has in mind?
Beau Allen: Id be damned if I knew, well when we come back from the comercial break we will have the match for the SkyHigh title!
(commercial break)
Match 2: OWN SkyHigh Title, Tables Elimination Match
Jeff Hardy vs Billy Kidman vs Azrael vs Paul London
*Jeff Hardy theme plays*
Lillain: Introducing, Jeff Hardy!
*Billy Kidman theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, Billy Kidman!
*Azrael theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, Azrael!
*London theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, Paul London!
The ring is surrounds by tables. The match immediatly gets underway with Jeff hitting a standing dropkick on Kidman. Azrael tosses London outside then ring and then hops out after him. Azrael sets up a table near the announce table. He delivers a DDT on London and then lays him on the table. Jeff meanwhile hits kidman with a jawbreaker. He then attempts to Irish whip kidman into the turnbuckle, Kidman reverses and irish whips jeff at the turnbuckle. Jeff then runs up and hits the whisper in the wind. Both Kidman and Jeff are flat out in the ring. Azrael climbs to the top rope while london is layed out on the table. He attempts his signature "Corkscrew moonsault" move on london through the table. London moves off the table causing Azrael to go through thus eliminating him. London walks around to grab a table and takes it into the ring. He sets in up. Jeff is now on his feet and hits London in the gut. London return it with a toe kick to Jeff gut. London hits a hurracanrana on Jeff sending him to the outside. He then lifts up Kidman and sets him on the table. He the scales the turnbuckle looking like he is going to hit his 450 splash. But Jeff climbs onto the apron and pushes him to the outside. Jeff is on the turnbuckle and is going for the Swanton bomb. Kidman catches him in midair and reverses into a powerbomb through the table. Jeff is eliminated. London is looking under the ring and then pulls out a ladder. He slides in the ring and nails Kidman with it. London sets up the ladder and then goes out the grab a table. He slides back in and gets a kick to the back of the head by Kidman. Kidman flapjacks him laying him out. Kidman sets up the table next to the ladder. He lifts up London and sets him up on the table. Kidman climbs the ladder and looks like he wants to hit the shooting star press throught the table. London gets up and climbs the ladder and goes for a suplex through the table. Kidman blocks and lands a few punches. London tries again. Kidman blocks again and this time hits a hurracanrana sending himself through the table.
Lillian: Here is your winner, and new SkyHigh Champion, Paul London!
Beau Allen: What! This is outrageous! Kidman tried his best but accidently put himself through the table. I cant believe this!
Gene Snitsky: I guess that was just Londons luck.
Winner: Paul London
Aftermath:
London: I did it! Im the champ!
*Kidman looks pissed*
London: Better luck next time chump. Because you are looking at the 1st and Last SkyHigh champion. Dont go expecting me to ever lose this belt, because I am Nothing but... the best.
*Kidman gets up and grabs his mic*
Kidman: Enough Mr. Im the freakin best! Next week I challenge you to a match for MY SkyHigh championship!
*London gets another mic off Lillian*
London: Well you see the belt isnt yours yet.
Kidman: It has always been mine Paul.. Your just minding it for me.
London: Minding it!?
*London flattens Kidman with the belt*
London: Now tell me how do you mind that?
*London theme plays as he storms out of the ring*
(Commercial break)
Beau Allen: Wow what a statement our SkyHigh champion has sent Kidman.
Gene Snitsky: Who cares Kidmans a punk who thinks he can just get everything he wants.
Beau Allen: I disagree with you there Gene.
Gene Snitsky: That my friend is why I hate you.
Beau Allen: Ok back to the show, Next up will be The Walls of Samoa vs The Kennedy Administration for the OWN Tag Titles!
Match 3: OWN Tag Titles, Normal tag match
The Walls of Samoa (Samoa joe & Chris Jericho) vs The Kennedy Administration (Kennedy & Mark Henry w/ MVP)
*Walls of samoa theme plays (A mix of Jericho and Joes themes)*
Lillian: Introducing, The Walls of Samoa! Samoa Joe and Chris Jericho!
*Kennedy theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, The Kennedy Administration! Mr. Kennedy and Mark Henry accompanied by Montel Vontavious Porter!
*Kennedy raises his arm up in the air motioning for his microphone to drop*
Kennedy: Here we are the Kennedy Adminstration, featuring me MIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTTTERRRRRR KKKKKKKENNNNNNNNEDDDDDYYYYYY, MIIISSSSSSTTTTTTEEEEERRRRRR HHHHEEEEENNNNNNNNNRRRRYYYYY and of course the Spontaneous Montel Vontavious Porter!
*Jericho grabs his mic*
Jericho: Shut your pie hole you assclown! I came here for a match and you try to give me the sound of someone moaning there lovers name?
*Kennedy starts jumping around the ring in anger he tries to take a cheap shot at jericho but Jericho hits him with the mic*
The match is underway the referee escorts henry and joe to the apron. Jericho starts working on Kennedys now busted open forehead with rights and lefts in a mount position. He lifts up Kennedy and DDTs him at his teams corner. He then tags in Joe. They quickly hit a double DDT. Joe applys a crossface to Kennedy but he reaches the rope. Kennedy is trying to crawl to Henry but Joe just senton splashes him into the mat. Joe grabs him by the leg back to his corner and tags Jericho. Jericho irish whips him into the ropes and lands a standing dropkick. He goes for the pin 1....2.....Kick out! Henry is becoming impatient. Jericho goes for the walls of jericho but henry comes in a clotheslines him to the mat. Joe then comes in and recieves one to. Henry climbs back out to the ring apron. Kennedy crawls to Henry and gets the tag. Henry Throws Joe to the outside. Henry hits the worlds strongest slam on Jericho. He goes for the pin 1.... 2.........KICK OUT! At the last second jericho kicked out. Henry goes for it again but Jericho reverves into a DDT. Both men are laid out not moving. *Crowd starts to chant "We want Joe"*. Joe climbs back to the apron and gets the tag and clotheslines Henry not once but twice. He irish whips henry into the Turnbuckle. He tries to lift him to the top turnbuckle looking to hit the Muscle Buster. But Henry just pushes him down. Henry climbs up to the top to hit a big splash. Joe gets to his feet and runs to the turnbuckle and gives Henry some punches to the gut. Its muscle buster time. He hits the Muscle buster on Henry! MVP Distracts the Referee then jericho chases after him up the ramp. While the Ref was distracted Kennedy climbed in and hit a low blow on Joe. Kennedy and Henry hit a double Worlds strongest slam on Joe. Heres the pin, 1....2.....3....HE GOT IT!
Winners: The Kennedy Administration
The Aftermath:
*All of the Kennedy Administration escape through the crowd*
*Jericho grabs a mic*
Jericho: Yous think you can play games? Yous think you are some japanese video game masters playing donkey kong for 74 hours straight?!! Well we can play games to. Next week you will see what the Walls of Samoa call a game. See ya next week monkey feces.
*Walls of samoa theme plays as they leave the ring*
Backstage Segment:
Krystal: Im here with the man who will face The Alpha Male in the DeathDome tonight, Devin!
Devin: Look Krystal enough of the crap I am sick of people like Brown picking on the little guys, So tonight im gonna take his sorry ass to that DeathDome and kick so hard that next week we can ask him how was china!
Krystal: Ok Devin but if you do win what do you plan on doing?
Devin: What the hell? Are you asking me out on a date Krystal?
Krystal: What do you think?
Devin: OH hell no Krystal my dear Id rather eat my own crap and die in a terrible blazing fire!
*Krystal runs out of the room*
Devin: Poor girl, NOW DO YOU SEE THAT? Or do I have to draw a freakin picture for ya!
Backstage Segment:
JBL: Hmm there is just so many candidates for GM I just cant choose.
Trevor Murdoch: I dunno boss maybe I could just be GM.
*JBL Bursts out into laughter*
JBL: Good one Murdoch I can always count on you to make me laugh!
*Murdoch sighs*
(Commercial break)
Beau Allen: Woah what a night we have had so far! What a shame its almost over.
Gene Snitsky: I think I need to die after hearing Murdoch asking to become GM.
Beau Allen: Haha well up next is the fatal 4 way match for the OWN Extreme Title. Remember its No Rules!
Match 4: OWN Extreme Title, No Rules match
CM Punk vs Brian Kendrick vs Fat Alfred vs RoadDogg
*Punks theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, CM PUNK!
*Kendrick and Alfred attack Punk as hes walking down the ramp*
*RoadDoggs theme plays "OOOOHHH YOOUUU DIDNTTT KNOOOOWW"*
Lillian: Introducing, RoadDogg!
The match begins outside the ring with Punk being beaten on by all competitors. RoadDogg grabs a chair and KO's Punk and throws him into the Crowd. RoadDogg, Alfred and Kendrick all start delivering punches to each other. RoadDogg delivers a double spear to them both. He goes and grabs a baseball bat from under the ring and takes it back onto the ramp and smacks kendrick over the head with it. He goes for the cover on Kendrick. 1.....2... Alfred breaks the pin. Alfred Suplexes RoadDogg. Alfred grabs Kendrick and takes him into the ring.Alfred does his finisher "The HEY HEY HEY Bomb"(Sitdown Razors Edge). He goes the cover. 1.....2.....pin is borken up by RoadDogg. RoadDogg Low blows Alfred and tries to hit pump handle slam but he cant lift Alfred. Alfred chops him down and hops out of the ring and grabs a table. He slides it into the ring. He then grabs a ladder and takes it intot he ring. He sets both up. He puts RoadDogg and Kendrick on the table. He scales the ladder looking to hit the Big Splash throught he table. CM punk has recovered and climbs out of the crowd. Alfred hits the big splash throught the table. CM hops in the ring and quickly applys the Anaconda Vice on Alfred who taps out instantly.
Winner: CM Punk
AfterMath:
*CM grabs the belt and a mic*
CM Punk: I have a message for anyone who thinks they can take my newly wont itle from me, Im Straight Edge and if you dont look twice ill hit you in the head with my good friend named Sledge.
*RoadDogg and Kendrick are knocked out and Fat alfred is running up the ramp in shame**Crowd starts cheering "You tapped out"*
*CM Punk theme plays*
Beau Allen: Wow what a match! But you know whats next right Gene?
Gene Snitsky: Oh hell yeah! The DeathDome!
Beau Allen: As you can see Gene several people are currently setting up the dome. What kind of things should we expect?
Gene Snitsky: Well you can expect someone to never be the same again!
Beau Allen: I hear that!
Backstage Segment
Krystal: Monty! Monty!
Brown: Well hey there good lookin..
Krystal: Ohh Monty... *blushes* I just wanted to ask you, Do you think you can beat Devin tonight?
Brown: Of course I can Krystal, after all I am the AAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPPPHHHHAAAAAAA Male!
Gene Snitsky: Man did you here that Brown is gonna win!
Beau Allen: Just because he says so doesnt make it true!
Gene Snitsky: Beau the Alpha Male never lies.
Beau Allen: Ok you keep thinking that Gene because right now it is time for the DeathDome for the OWN World Title!
Gene Snitsky: This is gonna rock!
Beau Allen: Remember the rules are as follows: The ring will be concealed within a cage dome. Within the dome will be Tables ladders and chairs. Hanging fromt he ceiling is 3 ropes. 2 Hang above the outside of the ring and one hangs above the center where the open circle above the ring is. This open circle is the way of escape. The 2 ropes hanging on the outside will hold potato sacks holding weapons. However the rope in the middle is a means of climbing out however after 10 minutes it will be lit on fire. Causing the only way to escape to become the use of a ladder.
Gene Snitsky: Wow you think they'd make the match more simple.
Beau Allen: Who cares its gonna be great!
Main Event: OWN World Title, DeathDome match
"The Alpha Male" Monty Brown vs Devin
*Browns theme plays*
Lillian: Introducing, The Alpha Male, MONTY BROWN!
*Devins theme "Forgive me" plays*
Lillian: Introducing, Devin!
Both stare each other down. They each turn their backs to each other and stare at the dome. Brown turns around and cheap-shots devin with a punch to the back of the neck. Devin falls to the ground. Brown attempts to climb the escape rope already. Devin gets to his feet and grabs brown in a powerbomb position and holds him up as he pulls him off the rope he then powerbombs him through a table outside the ring. Devin hops out and grabs a chair. He nails brown with it. He then repeatedly stomps brown in the gut. He reaches for the potato sack above him and inside is a cattle prod. he goes to use it on brown but brown delivers a big boot to Devin. Brown grabs the cattle prod and shocks Devin with it. He then notices a ladder behind him he folds it in and lays it down. He grabs Devin and lays him on it. He gives him another shock with the cattle prod. Brown hops back in the ring a climbs the turnbuckle. He hits a guillitine legdrop on Devin onto the ladder. He grabs Devin and takes him into the ring. He irish whips him against the rope, He bounces off another. He attempts the punce but Devin instead hits his finisher "The Stunner". Brown rolls out of the ring in pain. devin attempts to climb the rope but it is lit on fire. Devin in on fire. He rolls around trying to put the fire out. Brown gets back in the ring and military presses Devin out of the ring and into the Dome. This puts the fire on devin out. Brown sees that the rope i on fire so he hops out the get a ladder. He grabs a ladder near the other potato sack. He slides in the ladder. He then reach for the potato sack out of curiousity. Inside is a python. It bites brown and he is jumping around like a mad man. Devin gets up and hops in the ring and sets up the ladder to escape. He slowly climbs. Brown finally gets the snake off himself and climbs in the ring to stop Devin. He hits the pounce on the ladder in an attempt to knock devin off. But devin grabs onto the flaming rope and is once again lit on fire. He quickly climbs out of the dome where several referee on top use fire exstinguishers to put out the flames.
Lillian: Here is your winner and the first ever OWN World Champion, DEVIN!
Winner: Devin
Aftermath:
Devin is put on a hospital stretcher while the Referees help get Brown out of the Dome. Brown looks extremely pissed off. Devin is to be rushed to a nearby hospital.
Beau Allen: My god what a match!
Gene Snitsky: How the hell! He was on fire twice and got shocked twice!
Beau Allen: Its all about heart Gene. Devin is like a giant heart on fire!
Gene Snitsky: More like a giant fart.
Beau Allen: Whatever Gene. Folks tune in next week to what is sure to eb a great show just like tonights!
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