OWN Alpha Omega
The Card:
Match 1: Your Fired Street Fight Triple Threat Match [Winner becomes OWN chairman loser is fired]
JBL vs Trevor Murdoch vs Shane McMahon
Match 2: Last Ride Match, OWN Extreme Title
CM Punk (c) vs Undertaker
Match 3: Normal Match
Mr Kennedy vs Big Show
Match 4: Flaming Torch Match
Christian Cage vs Matt hardy
Match 5: Steel Cage Ambulance Match, OWN SkyHigh Title
Paul London (c) vs Billy Kidman
Main Event: Living Room Brawl Match, OWN World Title[Match location: Monty Brown's Home]
"The Alpha Male" Monty Brown vs Devin
The Card:
Match 1: Your Fired Street Fight Triple Threat Match [Winner becomes OWN chairman loser is fired]
JBL vs Trevor Murdoch vs Shane McMahon
Match 2: Last Ride Match, OWN Extreme Title
CM Punk (c) vs Undertaker
Match 3: Normal Match
Mr Kennedy vs Big Show
Match 4: Flaming Torch Match
Christian Cage vs Matt hardy
Match 5: Steel Cage Ambulance Match, OWN SkyHigh Title
Paul London (c) vs Billy Kidman
Main Event: Living Room Brawl Match, OWN World Title[Match location: Monty Brown's Home]
"The Alpha Male" Monty Brown vs Devin
PPV #1 Alpha Omega
New York, New York [Madison Square Garden]
*Fire works go off as the theme for Alpha Omega "Its my life - Bon jovi" plays to start the show*
Beau Allen: Welcome everyone around the world to Alpha Omega! Im Beau Allen and we have an amazing show for you all tonight. For tonight only I will be joined on commentary by none other then Gregory Helms!
Helms: Yeah and I will let you in on a little secret Beau tonight im gonna make a statement.
Beau Allen: What do you mean Gregory?
Helms: You will see Beau you will see...
Beau Allen: I dont like the sounds of that but oh well.
Helms: Hey whats that?
*JBL Flashes onto the screen*
JBL: Tonight everyone around the world will witness the end of trevor murdoch! Because our triple threat is now a street fight! Say bye bye murdoch..
*JBLs theme plays as he makes his way to the ring for his match, he is in his usual wrestling attire*
Lillian: Making his way to the ring, the current OWN Chairman, JBL!
Beau Allen: WOAH! A STREET FIGHT YOUR FIRED MATCH!
Helms: That is some pretty crazy viewing right there.
*Trevor murdochs theme plays as he slowly makes his way to the ring in street attire [Cowboy boots , a vest and jeans.]*
Lillian: Trevor Murdoch!
*The crowd is silent awaiting shanes appearance*
*"HERE COMES THE MONEY!" Shane mcmahons theme plays as he walks to the ramp with a kendo stick in hand*
Lillian: SHANE MCMAHON! *Crowd cheers*
Match 1: Your Fired Street Fight Triple Threat Match [Winner becomes OWN chairman loser is fired]
JBL vs Trevor Murdoch vs Shane McMahon
The match starts when shane cracks the kendo stick over murdochs head. JBL claps in applause at this. Murdoch is busted open. JBL shouts "Get him!". Shane delivers several hits with the kendo stick to murdoch. Murdoch is writhing in pain on the mat. JBL leans down and slaps murdoch a few times while shane hops out of the ring and pulls out a table from under the ring. JBL then clothesline from hells Murdoch over the rope and through the table. JBL starts laughing. Shane then tells JBL something. Shane then hops over the barricade and starts exiting the arena. JBL grabs murdoch throws him over the barricade and hops over after him. JBL tells a few fans to move. He slams murdochs head on a fans chair then grabs murdoch and starts following shane. Shane is walking out an exitway. JBL follows him while slamming Murdochs head on various objects along the way. The ref is struggling to follow them through the crowd. JBL has murdoch at the exitway. he attempts to slam his head against the wall but murdoch blocks and slams JBl's head. But suddenly shane returns and hits murdoch with a trash can over the back of the head. He puts it over murdochs head the DDTs him. He pulls the bin off and recovers JBL. They both drag murdoch out the exit way and into the entrance hall of the arena. Shane puts the trash can over murdochs head again and pushes him down a set of stairs. JBL starts kicking the trash can around murdochs head. They both grab murdoch by the legs and drag him outside of the arena doors. They are now in the parking lot. JBL hops into a limo as the ref finally catches up to them. JBL drives the limo towards shane and murdoch. He parks and shane places him on the bonnet of the limo. Shane climbs onto the roof. JBL starts shouting "DO IT SHANE! KILL HIM!" Shane is looking for the leap of faith. Suddenly a car crashed into the limo. Shane and murdoch are knocked off the limo. Jericho and Joe hop out of the car and double clothesline JBL to the concrete and then start beating on shane. The Kennedy Administration then come out of seemingly nowhere and start delivering hard fists to walls of samoa. MVP hits both of them with a bat and tells JBL its taken care of. Kennedy and Henry drag Joe and Jericho away. A crowd is starting to form around them. JBL recovers shane and then goes over to murdoch and smashes his head onto the limo. Shane says "Ive had it" he starts walking back to the arena. JBL is begging him to stay but murdoch grabs him and murdoch DDTs him onto the concrete. JBL is busted open. Murdoch makes the first cover of the match but JBL kicks out immediatly. Murdoch lifts JBL up and tosses him intot he winshield of a red mercedes bens. The winshield is smashed. Murdoch grabs JBL and body slams him on the bonnet. JBL rolls off the bonent onto the concrete. Murdoch hits a few kicks to JBLs gut. Murdoch climbs onto the bonnet and hits a murdoch leg drop off the bonnet. The cover.. 1.........2....KICK OUT! Murdoch grabs JBL and irish whips him into the limo JBL rolls onto the bonnet. Murdoch rolls him onto the roof. Murdoch climbs up and stands above the sun roof and sets JBL up for a murdoch DDT. He hit it sending himself through the sun roof. JBLs head smashed the glass. However he didnt go through he was half hang over the broken sun roof. But he was mainly on the roof. Murdoch is out cold. So is JBL. Suddenly Shane McMahon appears on top of the roof of Madison Square Garden.
Helms: Tell me he isnt going to do what i think he is...
Beau Allen: NOT THE LEAP OF FAITH!
Shane then kisses a cross necklace. He jumps from the top of madison square garden and hits a leap of faith right on JBl through the roof of the limo! The ref rushes over the then limo. The entire crowd has gone silent with shock. Shane is on top of JBL. The ref quickly counts the pin 1.2.3 he got him.
Helms: My god...
Beau Allen: I think im dreaming...
The ref is calling for help. Several medics rush to the scene.
Winner: Shane McMahon
Aftermath:
*An ambulance turns up and takes away all 3 men to the hospital*
Beau Allen: Folks this 4 hour PPV must go on... But with all these dangerous matches tonight will anyone be alright by the end of the night?
Helms: I hope so for the good of the company.
Beau Allen: But folks that was an official match and accordign to match rules, JBL is fired and the new OWN chairman is Shane McMahon..
Helms: But what condition will he be in?
*A replay of shanes leap of faith off the roof is shown*
Beau Allen: That was breath taking...
Backstage Segment:
*Walls of samoa are lying in a bloody mess backstage*
Beau Allen: OH MY GOD! ITS OBVIOUS WHO DONE THIS!
Helms: What is going on around here!
*The Kennedy administration walk onscreen*
MVP: You know what, yeah we did beat down walls of samoa! But we have something we need to announce! We vacate the tag titles!
Helms: WHAT!
Beau Allen: WHY!!?!?
MVP: With JBl our good friend fired, we quit!
Kennedy: Wait guys! Who said anything about quitting!
MVP: We promised JBL man dont you remember?
Kennedy: Screw you guys, I dont give a s**t about JBL im staying.
Henry: This is wack.
MVP: Come on mark lets bounce.
*They throw the titles at walls of samoa as MVP and Henry leave*
Kennedy: Screw them I can make it on my own...
Beau Allen: OH MY GOD MVP AND MARK HENRY QUIT!
Helms: I find this depressing and mood killing.
Beau Allen: But we still have a huge show left!
Helms: That is very true Beau.
*Suddenly shane mcmahons theme plays*
Helms: What the wedge!
Beau Allen: But how we just seen him jump off the building?!!
*A midget version of shano mac comes out and starts dancing*
Helms: I will repeat myself, WHAT THE WEDGE!
*The midget hops in the ring and grabs a mic*
Little Shano: Ima gonna shano shuffle! *little shano starts dancing**crowd pops*
Helms: What the wedge is going on!
Little Shano: MONEY MONEY MONEY!! *Crowd pops again*
Beau Allen: This is strange...
*"WEEEEEELLLL, well its the big show!" Big shows theme plays as he makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic*
Helms: What the mothawedger!
Big Show: Now I know you all thought I was fired... But Luke Lightning has pulled some strings and I am back! Oh and you see this little guy here? Hes gonna be an example.. An example for you shane mcmahon! You fired me and as the saying goes.. Payback is a bitch!
*Big show grabs little shano by the neck and chokeslams him to the outside of the ring**Crowd booes*
Big Show: Shane I challenge you to a match this week on LampShade if you have the balls!
*He throws down the mic*
*"KENNNNNEDY!!!" Mr. Kennedys theme plays as he makes his way out to the ring with a mic*
Kennedy: Big Show do you take pride in beating on little people? Do you have fun playing with little people? BIG SHOW ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE?!!
*Big show stands tall and towers over Kennedy*
Kennedy: Ken..eh..dey..
*Big show grabs him by the neck and chokeslams him hard into the mat*
Big Show: Me vs you... TONIGHT!
*Big Shows theme plays as he exits the ring*
Helms: What in the wedge is going on these days.
Beau Allen: Who knows... Well I do know something, Up next is the Last ride match!
Backstage Segement:
*CM Punk is seen taping his hands*
*Krystal comes on screen*
Krystal: CM up next you will be facing the undertaker, I just wanted to know, Do you think you can beat the undertaker?
CM Punk: Krystal you know im straight edge right? Well im gonna take the undertaker straight to the edge and then toss his lifeless body into that hearse. End of story..
Krystal: Ok CM but what are you going to do if undertaker tombstones you?
CM Punk: Krystal I have to go, my match is up now.
Krystal: But you didnt answer the- *Punk is gone*.. question..
*CM Punk theme plays as he makes his way to the ring with his extreme title on his shoulder.*
Lillian: The OWN Extreme Champion, CM PUNK!
*"DONG... Dead man walkin... KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!" Undertaker makes his way out to the ring driving the hearse*
Lillian: THE UNDERTAKER! *Crowd pops*
Helms: This is going to be intense.
Beau Allen: Will undertaker prevail and become the Extremem champion?
Helms: Well you see Beau the thing with that is, does undertaker have the skill to beat down a man with as much talent as CM Punk to the point where he is lifeless and can be put in the hearse?
Beau Allen: We will find out now Gregory.
Helms: The names Helms, Gregory Helms.
Match 2: Last Ride Match, OWN Extreme Title
CM Punk (c) vs Undertaker
Punk attempts a cheap shot right hand but Taker blocks and uppercuts Punk down. Punk rises to his feet and taker applys a front face lock. Punk pushes him off at the ropes and taker bounces back and hits a big boot on Punk. He lifts punk up twists his arm and ascends the turnbuckle. Taker walks along the top rope and delviers the old school. Punk pretty much backflips. Taker lifts him up and tosses him over the top rope. Taker hops out after him. Taker looks under the ring for a weapon. He reemerges with a huge reel of barbed-wire. He unreels some of it and whips Punk over the back with it. Punk is writhing in pain. Taker then wraps it around Punks neck and begins choking him with it. Taker then tosses the barbed-wire aside and lifts punk up. He then takes him to the ramp where the Hearse is parked. He puts Punk up on his shoulder and then hits a snake eyes onto the hearse. Punk turns around into a chokeslam onto the concrete. Taker is taunting, he seems very proud of himself. He opens the hearse door to put Punk in but suddenly a haze of green mist sprays in Takers face.
Helms: What the wedge was that?
Beau Allen: What?!?!
Takers eyes are stinging badly, he is screaming in pain. The mysterious person within the hearse shuts the doors. Punk then hits a cutter on taker onto the concrete. He then lifts up taker and slams his head on the hearse windows 5 times until one of the windows shatters. Taker is busted open. Punk places taker on top of the hearse. Punk climbs up and puts Taker in the pedigree position. Hes going for the pepsi plunge off the hearse! Taker reverses into a back body drop onto the roof of the hearse. He lifts Punk up and puts him into the tombstone position. Suddenly the doors of the hearse burst open again and Tajiri hops out. Taker puts down punk realising that Tajiri had sprayed mist into his face earlier. Taker hops off the hearse to get Tajiri but gets another face full of mist. Taker is down to his knees. BUZZSAW KICK! Tajiri buzzsaw kicks taker 3 times to the back of the head. Taker is out cold. Tajiri rolls taker into the back of the hearse. Tajiri then shouts a punk "Drive!". Punk hops into the drivers seat and drives out of the arena. "Ding Ding Ding".
Winner: CM Punk
Aftermath:
*Tajiri grabs a mic*
Tajiri: Most of you are thinking why is tajiri doing that? Well I answer that now. Tajiri wants revenge!
*Tajiri throws down the mic and leaves the ring as his theme plays*
Helms: What does he want revenge for?
Beau Allen: One can only wonder.
Helms: Hmmm..
Beau Allen: Well none the less up next will be Mr Kennedy vs The Big Show!
*"WELLLLLLLLLL its the big show!" Big shows theme plays as he slowly makes his way to the ring*
Lillian: THE BIG SHOW!
*"KENNNEDY!!!" Mr kennedys theme plays as he makes his way to the ring*
Lillian: MIIIIISTERRRRRRR KENNNNEDY!!!! .....Kennedy!
Match 3: Mr Kennedy vs Big Show
Kennedy raises his arm asking for the mic to lower so he can announce himself. Big Show suddenly hits a huge slap on him. Kennedy falls straight down but quickly gets back to his feet. They stare each other down. Kennedy then hits some quick rights on Big show and applys a headlock. Big show lifts him up and back suplexes him. Big show stands tall and admires his work for a second before he grabs Kennedy and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. He puts kennedy on the top turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope. Kennedy then hits several right hands to big show. Big show collapses and falls down. Kenendy stand tall on the top rope and hits a Kenton bomb! Teh cover 1........2.....Kick out! Kennedy is frustrated that he didnt put big show away. He goes to grab big show, but big show was playing possum and grabs kennedy around the neck. Big show gets up and hits a huge chokelsam that accidently hits the ref. The ref is knocked out. Show gets the pin. But the ref is knocked out. Suddenly a mysterious man wearing white appears from under the ring. He slides into the ring with a steel chair. He clobbers big show over the head with it. He puts the chair down. He places big shows head beneath his arm.
Beau Allen: Who is that man!
Helms: What move is he looking for?
The mysterious man suddenly hits a jackhammer suplex onto the steel chair. Kennedy is in the corner looking confused. The mysterious man goes into the opposite corner and marks big show. Big show slowly rises to his feet. The mystery man runs at big show and spears him onto the steel chair! He grabs Kennedy and tosses him onto big show. The mystery man slides out of the ring as the ref recovers. The cover 1.........2........3 he got it!
Winner: Kennedy
Aftermath:
Helms: This is intense.
Beau Allen: Who is this man!?!
*Kennedy grabs a mic*
Kennedy: It looks like god was on my side. I introduce to you, the new improoved, re-born christian, GOLDBERG!
Beau Allen: What the hell thats goldberg!?
*Goldberg stands tall wearing a white cloak which he nows takes off*
Kennedy: I know I said I could do this alone without the administration but im reinstating a new administration! Me and Goldberg we are, Faith-Attack!
*Kennedy hands goldberg the mic*
Goldberg: Oooo you gotta have faith! Oooo gotta have faith faith faith!
Helms: He is a terrible singer.
*Faith Attacks theme "Just Like a Prayer - Madonna" plays as they leave the ring*
Beau Allen: What a show we have had so far!
Helms: yes we have had a huge jump off of the building, a man driven off to the cemetry for his last ride, MVP and Mark henry quitting and now we have the forming of Faith Attack!
Beau Allen: But gregory we have still got alot more to come! Up next is the Flaming torch match!
Backstage Segment:
*Paul London is sitting at table drinking coffee with Edge & Orton*
London: Oh come on guys if you take out kidman before our match I promise you both a shot at my SkyHigh title soon.
Orton: You see Paul we arent really interested in your title we are more interested in the Tag Team titles.
London: There vacated I can try pull some strings and get you the tag titles.
Edge: London if you plan on having us take out Kidman I wouldnt bank on it. Besides dont you think your ninjas weakened him enough?
London: But you know how it is guys, These types of guys wont stay down. I could push him off a 56 story building and hed still get up trying to fight. Hes got heart ill tell you that, What he doesnt have is brains.
Edge: I know that too well my friend but im sorry me and randy have thigns to deal with. Like the tag titles!
*Orton and Edge walk off*
Helms: It appears that Rated RKO want the tag titles.
Beau Allen: interesting gregory.
Helms: More interesting is what I am about to say Beau.
*Helms theme plays, He takes off his headset and grabs a mic and steps into the ring*
Segment:
Helms: Ladies and gentlemen, I am Gregory Helms. *crowd booes* I am here right now to announce something that will shock the OWN world.
Beau Allen: What could it be?
Helms: Before tonights show Shano and JBL made me GM of LampShade! *Crowd booes*
Beau Allen: WOAH!
Helms: But folks that isnt the only suprise in store.. I also have to announce that starting in 2 weeks will be a new brand of OWN! *Crowd pops at the thought of more OWN action*
Beau Allen: DOUBLE WOAH!
Helms: That show will be called OWN DampTowel! *Crowd pops* Certain wrestlers from LampShade that are underused will be placed on DampTowel. A major title is currently being created. Also the Extreme Title will move to DampTowel. But enough talk of that. As the current GM I announce that the loser of tonights main event will be traded to DampTowel. That means that no matter what this rivalry will be over after this match. Gregory Helms, Signing off.
*Helms hops out of the ring and returns to commentary*
Beau Allen: Gregory I cant believe this! Your the new GM!
Helms: There is no need to believe when you already know.
Beau Allen: That didnt make sense.
Helms: I dont care.
*"OOOOOOHHH YEAHHH!!" Matt hardys theme plays as he makes his way to the ring*
Lillian: MATT HARDY! *Crowd pops*
*Christian cgaes theme plays as he makes he way to the ring with the flaming torch in his hand*
Lillian: Christian Cage! *Crowd booes*
Helms: Here comes the flaming torch match.
Beau Allen: This will be good.
Match 4: Flaming Torch Match
Christian Cage vs Matt hardy
Matt Hardy looks confused. Cage out of no where hits a painful lowblow on matt.
Beau Allen: His ansestors will be feeling that!
Cage puts the torch up to Matt pants attempting to light him on fire. He does so! Matt hardy is on fire!
Winner: Christian Cage
Aftermath:
*Luke lightnings theme plays and he runs out to the ring and hits a massive clothesline on cage, Cage gets back to his feet and gets hit with a standing whisper in the wind. Cage is down. Referees put out the flames on matt hardy. Lightning lifts up Cage and hits the Imprettier (Vertebreaker flipped into unprettier), Cage rolls out of the ring in pain as lightning grabs a mic off Lillian*
Lightning: I may have not had a good night at ACW Last Rites but I sure as hell didnt forget about your punk ass during the ass whopping I recieved. So I thought why not come back down to the greatest show out and lay out some punk asses and electrify them right down to their lackluster seimen, make them be dreamin. Because I AM THE *Crowd says it with him* HIGH FLYING, DEATH DEFYING, OFTEN LYING, MAKE YOUR MOTHERS START CRYING, NEVER GONNA BE DYING, TRUELY ELECTRIFYING! LUKE LIGHTNING!
*Lightning drops the mic and exits the ring as his theme plays*
Helms: Woah.
Beau Allen: I love that man!
Helms: What the wedge.
Beau Allen: Nothing, well up next is the Steel Cage Ambulance match!
Helms: No wait you said you love lightning!
Beau Allen: No I didnt.
Helms: Oh yes you did Beau.
Beau Allen: Gregory just drop it please.
Helms: hehehe.
Backstage Segment:
*London is seen with 3 ninjas*
London: Look guys were up next and trust me what we did on LampShade wont do nothing to Kidman. Hes got heart and will stop at nothing to get my belt!
Ninja 1: Its alright boss we have got your back.
Ninja 2: Boss I will die before kidman takes that belt.
Ninja 3: I wonder if tupac faked his death....
London: What the hell! Dont be dumb, Tupac died he was shot 5 times in the heart!
Ninja 3: No but there is plenty of evidence that says that tupac went into hiding after discovering about the luminati theory.
London: Luminati?
Ninja 3: They are a secret organisation that plan on one day ruling the world.
London: Interesting, you learn something every day. Lets go fellas!
Backstage Segment:
*Devin is seen driving a car*
Devin: Hi... As most of you know tonight I will face Monty Brown in a Living Room Brawl.. We are both going to take each other to the limit and then break it in half! But I am sticking by my word. Brown you thought your lamborghini was in bad condition? Wait until I frog splash your ass right through it! *crowd pops* Well im almost there.. But trust me I wont be alone in this match..
*The camera pans to the window and Stone cold steve austin can be seen driving his 4 wheeler.*
Devin: I brought a friend.. *crowd pops*
Helms: Hmm.. Well now we have the steel cage ambulance match. Beau care to explain the rules?
Beau Allen: My pleasure Gregory, Well in this match an ambulance is parked at ring side. Then a steel cage with 4 escape holes on each side wall will be lowered encasing the men. The escape whole are covered in glass. So your gonna have to smash someone through your get smashed through to get out. Once you are both out you must then beat each other enough to put the other inside the ambulance. Once your oponent is locked inside the ambulance you win.
Helms: Well here comes the pain!
*Londons theme plays as he makes his way to the ring with his ninjas who all have kendo sticks in there hands*
Lillian: THE OWN SKYHIGH CHAMPION! PAUL LONDON!
*All 4 of them hop into the ring*
*The ambulance is driven out*
*All 4 men int he rign stare it down*
Helms: They seem intent on stopping Kidman.
*Kidmans theme hits to a huge pop as he slowly makes his way to the ring. He stops and stares at the ambulance, He then looks up at the cage towering over the ring, He then looks at London and his ninjas. He keeps walking and hops in the ring*
*The cage is lowered down*
Match 5: Steel Cage Ambulance Match, OWN SkyHigh Title
Paul London (c) vs Billy Kidman
Immediatly one of the ninjas runs at kidman but Kidman grabs them and slams them right through the glass escape hole. The ninja is knocked out cold. One escape hole is exposed now. Kidman then charges London and clothesline him down. One of the ninjas then cracks the kendo stick over kidmans head. Kidman is busted open already. The ninjas lift kidman up and double irish whip him into the turnbuckle. One ninja grabs the other and irish whips him at kidman. Kidman rolls out of the way and the ninja crashed intot he turnbuckle. Kidman then hits an outstanding vertical dropkick on the ninja into the cage wall. The ninja is bested open and falls to the ground in pain. Kidman turns around right into a double spear by London and the other ninja. London looks very happy. London tells the ninja to smash kidman through an escape hole. He grabs kidman and attempts to smash his head onto the glass. Kidman reverse with hard elbow strikes to the ninjas head. Then a spinebuster. London grabs a kendo stick that one of the ninjas had off the ground and hits kidman right in the throat with it. Kidman is on the ground and starts coughing up blood. He is in some major pain. One of the ninjas is back to his feet and lifts up kidman. London is relaxing in the corner. The ninja trys a reverse ddt on kidman. But kidman reverse and lifts him up on his should and hits a snake eyes on the ninja which shatters the glass. The other ninja in the ring then lowblows kidman with the kendo stick. By now london has decided to escape the cage by climbing over the top. The ninja in the ring is delivering blow after blow with the kendo stick to kidman. London checks the ninja ont he outside to see if he is ok. He is. They both wait on the outside. The ninjas on the inside both have total control on kidman. They put him the turnbuckle looking for a double superplex. Kidman reverse into a double x factor off the top rope. Both ninjas are out cold. London is furious ont he outside. Kidman assends the cage and makes it to the top of the cage. He is standing high up.
Helms: Folks that is 20 ft high.
Beau Allen: Dont tell me hes going to hit the shooting star press.
He then hits the shooting star press off the top of the cage on the 2 ninjas. All 3 are down. Kidman slowly gets up gingerly after a while. It doesnt seem like the 2 ninjas will be up anytime soon. Kidman then hops out one of the escape wholes. But london was waiting ont he outside and hits him over the back with a kendo stick. Kidman hits a side walk slam onto the concrete on kidman. He tells the ninja to open the ambulance doors. He does. They both drag kidman to the ambulance. London then lifts up kidman and hits a cross legged piledriver on him onto the concrete. London climbs to the top of the ambulance and instructs the ninja to hold Kidman down. London is going for the 450 splash off the ambulance!
Beau Allen: Hes going for that 450!
Kidman kicks the ninja in the head and snap mares him. Perfect timing as London inadvertantly hits the 450 on his friend. London runs at kidman straight into a kidman buster. Kidman opens the doors of the ambulance and tosses London in. "Ding Ding Ding"
Winner: Billy Kidman
Aftermath:
*The ninjas are alll knocked out and the ambulance starts driving london to the hospital*
Lillian: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEWWWWW!!! SKYHIGH CHAMPION!! BILLY KIDMAN!
*Kidmans theme plays as he falls to his knees and looks up to the heavens, He then kisses the title and then moves on to celebrate with the crowd*
Helms: He did it!
Beau Allen: A new SkyHigh champion! He overcame the odds!
Helms: You know what next right?
Beau Allen: Thats right the Living room brawl!
Segment:
*Brown appears onscreen*
Brown: Come on boys that son of a bitch is gonna be here soon!
*On screen appears Rhino, DDP, Farooq and Great Khali*
Rhino: Its alright brown we know the plan.
Brown: Yous better because I know for a fact that hes bringing Austin.
DDP: Ok guys get in your hiding spots.
*Rhino, DPP and Farooq scatter across the house*
Brown: Why arent you hiding Khali?
Khali: Hiding is the way of the coward.
*Khali seems to have learnt perfect english*
Brown: Fair enough you can stay with THE ALLLLLLPPPPPHAAAAA MALE!
Beau Allen: Wow brown has a plan!
Helms: Wow Khali can speak properly!
*The camera cuts away and Devin and austin pull up at Browns drive way*
Devin: Are you sure this is the place steve? No way Brown is this rich..
Austin: Im positive.
Main Event: Living Room Brawl Match, OWN World Title[Match location: Monty Brown's Home]
"The Alpha Male" Monty Brown vs Devin
"The Alpha Male" Monty Brown vs Devin
Devin hops out of his car. Its a ford falcon, it seems pretty old. Austin hops off his 4 wheeler. They both head up towards Browns house as a Referee turns up in a far more expensive car then Devins. Brown and Khali are waiting at the doorway. Devin tells austin to stand back. Devin then bigboots the door down onto Brown. But Khali doesnt get knocked down. Khali grabs Devin by the neck with to mammoth hands and treeslams Devin. Austin then bust in and stunners khali but it has no affect. He starts delivering rights and lefts to khalis chest because he cant reach his face. Khali isnt phased and he grabs Austin and throws him through a wall. Austin lands in the kitchen. Hes out cold. Khali lifts up devin and tosses him through the hole. They both and out cold on the kitchen tiles. Khali recovers brown.
Brown: Its ok khali I got this now.
Brown then notices the hole and gets pissed. He pushes khali but khali doesnt budge. Khali has an angry look on his face. Khali then throws him through the hole way harder than he did to devin and austin. Brown slides along the tiles and crashes head first into a fridge. All men are out cold. Khali looks at them then leaves the house. The referee hesitantly steps past khali and hops inside the house. Devin makes it to his feet and opens the fridge door. He puts brown head in and slams the door right on it. Brown is writhing in pain. Austin is still down. Devin reachs into the fridge and pulls out a watermelon. He looks at it for a while then he cracks it over browns head. The ref has now hopped through the hole and is checking on austin. Devin opens the kitchen door and DDP is right behind it. DDP tries to enter the kitchen but devin slams the door in his face. DDP is KO'd. Devin drags Browns lifeless body into the next room. It is the living room! Devin lifts up brown and goes to irish whip him into the TV but brown reverse and irish whips devin head first into the TV. Brown falls to his knees. Brown is trying to recover from the earlier attacks. Devins head is literally in the tv screen. Brown is back to his feet and he grabs a portrait of a elderly woman off the wall. The woman could be Browns mother. Brown then kisses the portrait and then breaks it over Devins head. Devin is busted open. Probably from the TV attack. Brown pulls the portait off Devins head. Brown grabs him by the arm and drags him towards the staircase. Brown lifts up Devin and tries to take him up the stairs. Devin then hits a hard knee to Browns gut. Devin slams browns head against the wall. 3 pictures fall off the wall. Devin then snapmares him onto the staircase. He grabsbrown by the legs and starts dragging him up the stairs. Suddenly just as Devin drags brown to the top of the staircase farooq appears and smashes a wine glass over devins head. Devin goes tumbling down the stairs. Farooq follows him down. Farooq lifts him up and tries to irish whip him into the stairs. But devin reverse and hits a hard irish whip that sends farooq through the stair case. There is a huge gaping hole in the staircase. It is similar to the one in the kitchen. Devin climbs up the staircase jumping over the hole and makes his way to brown. He then lifts up brown and opens the door nearest to them. Its the bathroom. Devin grabs brown and slams his head into the mirror!
Helms: Thats 7 years bad luck for brown.
Brown is bleeding. Devin then humiliates brown by dunking his head in the toilet. He then flushes. Brown pulls his head out and puts his hands over his eyes. Devin then buzzsaw kicks him in the back of the head. Devin shuts the bathroom door. He lifts up brown and throws him at the door. The door collapses. He grabs browns head and slams it 7 times on the door. Brown appears to be partly crying.
Beau Allen: Brown is crying!
Helms: You have to feel for the man Beau.
Devin opens another door but suddenly rhino appears and gores Devin. Rhino grabs devin and takes him into the room. It is Browns bedroom. Rhino grabs an iPod off the bedside table and uses the cord fromt he earphones to choke devin. Rhino hops out of the room to recover brown. After about a minute or so brown is recover and rhino takes him to his bedroom. But devin has recovered to. He punches them both in the gut and simultaneously stunners them both. Devin has had enough. He grabs brown and tosses him through the glass window from 2 storys high!
Beau Allen: OH MY GOD!
Brown comes crashing down right on his lamborghini's roof. Devin hops onto the window sill.
Helms: Wait is he really gonna frog splash him trhough the lamborghini like he claimed?
Devin jumps but right as he does Austin pulls Brown off the lamborghini. Devin frogs splashes onto the lamborghini! He crashes and burns!
Beau Allen: WHAT IS AUSTIN DOING!
Helms: hes betraying Devin thats what.
Austin grabs brown and puts him on top of devins motionless body.
The ref counts 1......2.......3 HE STOLE IT!
Winner: Monty Brown
Aftermath:
*Austin hops on his 4 Wheeler flips off devin and drives off*
Beau Allen: What have we seen transpire here? Brown is the OWN World Champion!
Helms: Austin bretrayed Devin. But why?
Beau Allen: Im sure we will find out this week on LampShade!
*Show ends*
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Sorry for the extreme lateness guys, I recently got a girlfriend and shes kinda took up most of my time. Ill try my best to catch up with everything.