Yeah, I used a pun. I hate puns. But this is the best name I could come up with for this little idea thread I've come up with. I might make a series. Probably. Maybe not.
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Anyway, let's take a look at the Cena/McMahon feud.
This a feud loooong overdue. Cena hasn't really had a McMahon "You're fucking me over" feud yet, and he sorely needs one. If this doesn't get him cemented as a Face, then this also gives him an avenue for a Heel turn.
I was responding to a thread in the WM 26 section and this idea dawned on me. Cena/McMahon stable war. Oh fuck yes.
The New Corporation (Or equally shitty name)
McMahon has Batista. He also sorta has McIntyre, by association. He personally signed the beast, after all. Make McIntyre the promising rookie.
You now need a upper mid-card wrestler that will use this to finally push through to the main event, and another main-event star to keep the stable going on Smackdown.
Enter Jericho (for Smackdown) and Dibiase (for Raw).
That now has McMahon's stable, some kind of rehashing of the Corporation, at McMahon, Batista, Jericho, Dibiase, and McIntyre. You can throw in the Miz/Big Show if you want. Give them a Tag Team.
Cena and the Team of Misfit Toys
Cena is there. But he counts as the leader. He can wrestle, and I hope he does. In fact, I'll officially count him as the counter to Batista.
Who will counter Jericho? Why Edge. And Edge will be the stable's main face on Smackdown. Hurrah.
Who will counter Dibiase? Orton. This makes his face turn even easier to accomplish.
Who will counter McIntyre? This is where it gets sticky. Kofi is a real, easy choice. But we need a selection on Smackdown to really make it work. I don't want Matt Hardy anywhere near my stable, so I'm left with making the pick for Christian. Then you get the rub from Christian/Edge inspired promo orgasms.
Who will counter The Miz/Big Show? Why, our friendly neighborhood tag team of JTG and Shad Gespard.
Cena and his lovely stable of Good People lists as follows: Cena, Edge, Orton, Christian, and Cryme Tyme.
Final Thoughts
Of course, this feud will be evenly split over Smackdown and Raw. Batista has make the jump to Raw for this to work. Cena vs. Batista/McMahon and Orton vs. Dibiase Jr. will dominate this faction's feud for Raw. Edge/Jericho, Christian/McIntyre, and Cryme Tyme vs. Show/Miz will be on Smackdown.
If this doesn't work for Cena's character, then he can revolt against his faction and join the New Corporation.
However, this is a perfect way to capitalize on the shit storm faction war that was promised back when there was no GM for Raw. This could really, truly work...and I fully believe it withstand even the WWE writers trying to fuck shit up like they always do.
So. What do you think? Is the New Corporation vs. Cena's School of Thuganomics destined for greatness? Or will McMahon and Batista vs. Cena live a lackluster life with shitty build after shitty build? Should I pick different people for the stables? Would one person here or one person there really make this work?
Stake your claim.
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Anyway, let's take a look at the Cena/McMahon feud.
This a feud loooong overdue. Cena hasn't really had a McMahon "You're fucking me over" feud yet, and he sorely needs one. If this doesn't get him cemented as a Face, then this also gives him an avenue for a Heel turn.
I was responding to a thread in the WM 26 section and this idea dawned on me. Cena/McMahon stable war. Oh fuck yes.
The New Corporation (Or equally shitty name)
McMahon has Batista. He also sorta has McIntyre, by association. He personally signed the beast, after all. Make McIntyre the promising rookie.
You now need a upper mid-card wrestler that will use this to finally push through to the main event, and another main-event star to keep the stable going on Smackdown.
Enter Jericho (for Smackdown) and Dibiase (for Raw).
That now has McMahon's stable, some kind of rehashing of the Corporation, at McMahon, Batista, Jericho, Dibiase, and McIntyre. You can throw in the Miz/Big Show if you want. Give them a Tag Team.
Cena and the Team of Misfit Toys
Cena is there. But he counts as the leader. He can wrestle, and I hope he does. In fact, I'll officially count him as the counter to Batista.
Who will counter Jericho? Why Edge. And Edge will be the stable's main face on Smackdown. Hurrah.
Who will counter Dibiase? Orton. This makes his face turn even easier to accomplish.
Who will counter McIntyre? This is where it gets sticky. Kofi is a real, easy choice. But we need a selection on Smackdown to really make it work. I don't want Matt Hardy anywhere near my stable, so I'm left with making the pick for Christian. Then you get the rub from Christian/Edge inspired promo orgasms.
Who will counter The Miz/Big Show? Why, our friendly neighborhood tag team of JTG and Shad Gespard.
Cena and his lovely stable of Good People lists as follows: Cena, Edge, Orton, Christian, and Cryme Tyme.
Final Thoughts
Of course, this feud will be evenly split over Smackdown and Raw. Batista has make the jump to Raw for this to work. Cena vs. Batista/McMahon and Orton vs. Dibiase Jr. will dominate this faction's feud for Raw. Edge/Jericho, Christian/McIntyre, and Cryme Tyme vs. Show/Miz will be on Smackdown.
If this doesn't work for Cena's character, then he can revolt against his faction and join the New Corporation.
However, this is a perfect way to capitalize on the shit storm faction war that was promised back when there was no GM for Raw. This could really, truly work...and I fully believe it withstand even the WWE writers trying to fuck shit up like they always do.
So. What do you think? Is the New Corporation vs. Cena's School of Thuganomics destined for greatness? Or will McMahon and Batista vs. Cena live a lackluster life with shitty build after shitty build? Should I pick different people for the stables? Would one person here or one person there really make this work?
Stake your claim.