Omg!

[HBK-aholic]

If Robert Pattenson and Kristin Stewart did not star in it, the movie would've tanked.

It just goes to show, just like in wrestling, sometimes a nice look with absolutely no talent is all you need for succession.

I don't think either of them are attractive.

 

[Razor]

Oh dear god. More shit writing. Why can't she and her shitty Mary Sue characters just die off already?

 

[The Doctor]

What Razor said.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Becca, I'm sorry... but the first Twilight movie was complete and utter dogshit. I know because I never read the books and when the movie ended I said to myself, "Wait... that's it??"

Perfect sign for a disaster of a movie.

the second was no better, utter whiney horseshit, what the hell is up with edward....................................

i love you but i dont want to be with you, but i love, you should be avampire, but you cant be because i love your humanity.....................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

This is what creates seriel killers!

vampires should suck blood not nob!

 

[The Dewbliners]

Just throwing this out there: Vampires aren't supposed to have babies. Granted, Angel and Darla did, but that was serving a higher purpose to bring Jasmine into the world. Also, I think Darla was human when she got knocked up....

And, to make my nerd membership that much more striking, vampires should burst into flame in direct sunlight, not turn into disco balls....

 

[Coco]

This officially made my "To Read" list. Right ahead of Animal Farm.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

This officially made my "To Read" list. Right ahead of Animal Farm.

you mean the porno?, yeah that film was horrendous!

 

[Coco]

"Read," you fucking kumquat. "READ."

 

[Jane]

Bree was a newborn vampire who Victoria made in order to kill Bella because Edward killed James who wanted to eat Bella, but Crlisle allowed her to surrender but Jane killed her anyway.

I'm sorry, I had to tell you once you asked.

I did do that, yes.

Hopefully Bree isn't a stupid bitch like Bella, who could possibly be the most unlikeable protagonist in the history of literature. And I don't mean unlikable in the good way. I mean the author wants us to like her but she's whiny, stuck-up, stupid, and a bitch.

Ugh.

Really Doc? Really?

 

[The Doctor]

I read the first book in order to see what the hype was about.

It was not a book to be tossed aside lightly. I threw it at the wall with great force.

 

[jmt225]

My mom has actually recently become a fan of the Twilight films...

 

[Shocky]

My mom has actually recently become a fan of the Twilight films...

I live with one, pass the gun.

I though I knew about pain and suffering, and then I sat through Twilight. Stephanie Meyer officially owes me 4 hours of my life.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

"Read," you fucking kumquat. "READ."

You should have seen what that guy did to the pigs, that was just disgusting!

 

[Scotty]

I read the books. Liked the books, movie's were meh. Kristen Stewart is absolutely gorgeous so I watched both of them. Plus I do no think that Taylor Lautner does Jacob justice. Jacob was like 7 foot tall and......the complete opposite of Jacob Lautner.

DEWEY! SPOILER!

Spoiler

Bella was a human when the baby was conceived and born. She drank blood was the only reason she even survived the pregnancy. Plus that baby is the only one that has any right in the series to walk in sunlight, as it is half human.

 

[Razor]

You liked the books? How could you like such blasphemy in the face of the Literary Gods?

 

[Scotty]

Cause I haven't really "hated" a book.

 

[Razor]

That doesn't mean you liked the book, just that you didn't hate it.

Anyone who can read that ******ed filth and not feel at least 30 IQ points vanish from their consciousness shouldn't be saying anything about what books are good or not. This isn't even "Razor gets on a high horse." No, this is legitimately horrible writing that a society has condoned despite the use of Mary Sue characters and atrocious plot/character development.

A bane on all of our lives, it is.

 

[Scotty]

The kind of good that passes time. Not like OMG I LOVES THIS BOOKZ SO MUCH DAT I DIP MYSELF INA GLIITER FILLED BATHTUB TO BEEZ IT! Just something to do. There are other books I read more and loved more. If I finish a book, it is liked by me. If I read a book more then once, I love it.

 

[Shocky]

 

[Razor]

Thank you Shocky. Kill those dirty Mary Sues with FIRE.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

#TeamJacob!

 

[Minor League Brian]

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I knew the Inbetweeners wouldn't lie to me, you Brits really do use the word fit! I knew it!

They also use 'bollocks' and 'cheers'. A lot.

 

[Sparky]

I love the inbetweeners.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

They also use 'bollocks' and 'cheers'. A lot.

Bollocks we do, is that a can of coke (cracks it open and chugs it down) cheers for that mate!.....Now what was the conversation about again?