Old People

[TheOneBigWill]

Apparently fucking know everything.

I can't wait until I'm old, so I can be that naive and obviously understand the mysteries of the fucking universe. The minute I hit 50, I'm walking into a Police Station and solving each one of their fucking "Unsolved Mysteries." It won't matter that the people I turn in happen to be the ones I don't like the most at present time.. thats how shit apparently works when you're old.

If something isn't right.. the person YOU dislike the most did it, somehow.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I hate old people.

 

[justinsayne]

Old people shouldn't be allowed to drive, cause they suck at it, slow bastards that always get in the way and cut people off, causing accidents

 

[Father:_Polley]

i agree with justin...this may be the first time this has happened. My granny - awful driver. she almost got into an accident with ME three times, and i'm scared if i ever have to go anywhere in car with her

 

[justinsayne]

i agree with justin...this may be the first time this has happened. My granny - awful driver. she almost got into an accident with ME three times, and i'm scared if i ever have to go anywhere in car with her

That same thing has happen to me too, the old lady nearly got into 3 fucking accidents in one 10 mile trip!!, she also has this bad habit of waiting to the very last second to hit the breaks, I refuse to get into a car with her anymore

 

[Slim Pickns]

That same thing has happen to me too, the old lady nearly got into 3 fucking accidents in one 10 mile trip!!, she also has this bad habit of waiting to the very last second to hit the breaks, I refuse to get into a car with her anymore

My roomate got hit by a sixty seven year old women. He called the cops and it turned out she wasn't insured.

The thing about old people is that they have nothing to look forward to. So they can get away with anything.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

My Father is pushing 70 and hes actually a really good driver. He hasn't been in any car accidents the entire time I've been alive, except for once when a Police officer was actually at fault.

My Father had a green light, and was in the middle of the cross way, when a cop (stopped) on the opposite side suddenly turned his lights on and floored it, T-boning my Father. Its like even if my Father would've stopped, he still would've been hit.. and the cop couldn't apparently wait long enough for him to cross the street. Ironically enough, MY Father was ticketed for "interfering" in a Police issue.

Thats likely the only good "old person" story I have.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

What I'm actually pissed off about.. is regardless of how much you give respect (deserved or not) to old people. They feel that unless they know you, they don't have to return it in any fashion.

Why? Because they're older than you.. and its an unwritten law that they can treat you like shit, lie to you, and use you countless times.. but you can't do or say anything negative about it.. because they're your "elders."

 

[Bernkastel]

old people can't drive

 

[Capt. Charisma]

Old people are another reason taxes are high, booo wish they would all retire to spain.