ok you guys listen.

[Serious Mozzarella]

Do you guys understand that literally everything written in wrestling news articles are kayfabe? "Sources telling Hogan he shouldn't be wrestling one more match" is like the plot of a Rocky movie, where everybody is calling him crazy for trying to have a match. It's being set up as a storyline that "it's so amazing that Hogan proved everybody wrong" for when he comes back and builds an "ULTIMATE MATCH THROUGH THE AGES" storyline for Wrestlemania.

You guys need to understand that these "sources" these journalists are getting from the WWE are people PAID BY THE WWE TO LEAK THIS INFORMATION because they're controlling the backroom drama's kayfabe as well. I know this sounds conspiracy-ish, but think about it. How many other industries just leak out all kinds of interpersonal drama between performers like the WWE does? How come we know the dynamics of interpesonal relationships between actors? They're intentionally telling you about it to set up "success stories" on two different fronts, and you're all falling for it.

alright, i'm going to go back to my conspiracy forums.

 

[klunderbunker]

Only a moron would believe that stuff.

 

[Coco]

I'm seriously excited to see Hogan to prove everyone wrong.

 

[Барбоса]

They will all have to eat their words when the Hulkster leg drops the Streak out of existence or kicks out of 17 RKOs at one.

 

[Blade]

Well Hogan doesn't have to do much. He just has to not die when he takes an AA or STF.

 

[Danger Burger]

I'm telling Hogan he shouldn't wrestle another match. Where's my damn pay cheque?

 

[Coco]

They will all have to eat their words when the Hulkster leg drops the Streak out of existence or kicks out of 17 RKOs at one.

Pretty sure Big Show's been putting on weight so he can be six hundred pounds when Hogan slams him.

 

[Gelgarin]

Only a moron would believe that stuff.

Is TNA still being sold?

 

[Барбоса]

Pretty sure Big Show's been putting on weight so he can be six hundred pounds when Hogan slams him.

And the 75,000+ capacity of the Superdome could easily be claimed as being 93,000.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I'm pretty sure this was all a conspiracy to keep Chris Jericho away from his title shots.

...So I just had a thought, what if the writing has been secretly so good, that the whole Authority angle had roots from those "conspiracy" angles with Kevin Nash, CM Punk, and even earlier when Y2J did it, and it seemed almost comedic. What if it was just a master foreshadowing plot?

You can go back and pay attention, and retrospectively notice some sinister company-changing things going on in the background, but you don't really notice it because it's not the focus of the storyline, but it's definitely there? And then it all culminates with HHH and Steph being in charge of the WWE.

Remember how general managers had absolute authoritative power over Raw? Now the GM is Brad Maddox.

WHAT IF THE WRITING HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS GOOD.

 

[klunderbunker]

Is TNA still being sold?

Possibly.

The moron line was a reference to a thread from a few days ago.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Possibly.

The moron line was a reference to a thread from a few days ago.

Yeah, it was the greatest thread in the history of the forums, Gelgarin, you should check it out.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Spike's buying TNA. It will be managed by John Taffer from Bar Rescue.

 

[Gelgarin]

Link?

 

[klunderbunker]

Link?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=266219

To spare you from reading 100 posts, Mozzy called someone a moron and was chastised for it, so he started a thread in the bar room. After about two days, it turned out he wanted to be able to say whatever he wanted and not hear anything negative about it. The whole thing had nothing to do with TNA.

 

[Gelgarin]

Mozz being Mozz and no TNA... yeah, thanks for helping me out of the way of the bullet. Not going near that with a ten foot internet poll.

 

[klunderbunker]

Mozz being Mozz and no TNA... yeah, thanks for helping me out of the way of the bullet. Not going near that with a ten foot internet poll.

Think of it as my Christmas present to you.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Is TNA still being sold?

this is the greatest post in the history of this forum

 

[ABMorales787]

Is TNA still being sold?

This is seriously the latest "report" on it.

Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter


While all the discussions and rumors about TNA being sold have quieted down over the last couple of weeks and talks within the company have died off, there was, as recently as two weeks ago, a “major celebrity” who was still interested in buying the company if the price was legit and the sale was for complete ownership. We’ve heard rumors about country singer John Rich but that is NOT confirmed by any means
.
The celebrity in question, it is worth noting, is not Billy Corgan.

It ain't vague at all.

 

[Gelgarin]

you should probably address *me* if you have something to say, instead of saying it out the side of your mouth while talking to somebody else.

It was clearly established during one of your previous bitch fits that, since you're not on staff, I have no interest in talking to you.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

It was clearly established during one of your previous bitch fits that, since you're not on staff, I have no interest in talking to you.

The only thing that was established is that you have a passive aggressive shit talking problem that almost never begins with you addressing the person you're talking shit about directly. In fact, I remember quite distinctly getting a quote notification which led to some super secret clubhouse forum that I didn't have access to the last time you and I had a pissing contest.

Spoke volumes then, and speaks volumes now.

 

[Danger Burger]

The only thing that was established is that you have a passive aggressive shit talking problem that almost never begins with you addressing the person you're talking shit about directly.

Like that time he made a big huff in the bar room, but it was all secretly a pointed comment at Jglass... No wait, that wasn't Gelg. My bad.