Oh how I miss the Bra and Panties match

[Vageena Hertz]

Bring back HLA.

 

[nightmare]

Only time I really enjoyed one was when that one Japanese geisha fought Torrie way back. Kenzo Suzuki's valet. Solid acting on her part when she noticed everyone saw her in her undergarments.

Seeing women in their underwear has become more and more commonplace in my later years and after seeing Furries, S&M, and *******, you just don't go back to Playboy.

"Coming up after the break: The first annual Funaki's ******* Batle Royal -for the Divas Championship!"


Lawler would fucking lose it & then die at ringside a happy old man. But JR would have to call the match. Hilarious moments & sexy time for all.

 

[Miko]

Bra and panties matches would make my usual wrestling boner slightly more dignified.

 

[Remix]

To all the moron's hating on the bra and panties match and claiming porn is what we should be looking at, go kindly jump off a cliff.

Nah, I'm good thanks.

I can't even name one truly memorable Diva match since Trish Stratus and Lita were active wrestlers on the roster.

Serena vs April Lee. Mia Mancini vs AJ Lee. Serena vs AJ Lee vs Naomi Knight. Fuck, between Paige, Raquel Diaz and Sofia Cortes, late FCW had some divas' gems too.

Sidenote: I miss Serena and Cortes. Bitches could work a match and a character.

Maybe Mickie James. So since the Diva's division gets treated like shit, and since it will neverrrrr be on the same level as the male division,

Irrelevant. Divas not being able to work on the same level as the men does not mean their only role should be as wank fodder.

what is wrong with re-introducing a concept that, you know, would actually get people watching! Hell, I used to watch ECW just to see Kelly Kelly and her expose' or whatever the hell they called it.

Because 1) It wouldn't get people watching.
2) Softcore porn is not PG and not being PG is bad for business
3) You're digging yourself ever deeper into the hole.

You know what's degrading to men and women? The garbage the WWE puts on their weekly programs.

You know what would up the interest in both divisions? Fucking treating them with respect. Two women doing little more than swapping the belt once a month or so does not an interesting programme make. Give them time in the ring and shit to work with between matches (read: actual angles) and the division would be a lot better off than catering to the attitude era bullshit that traded the longterm health of WWE for a short term 'boom' because wrestling was cool for three years.

Nor does jobbing out your champions, for that matter (see also: Ziggler, Dolph)

Tits = ratings.

I don't know about that. I think you're a tit and I don't rate you at all.

 

[The Butcher]

Everybody may get their wish, as the Network may have to become a hardcore pornography site to remain viable.

 

[Rusty]

Serena vs April Lee. Mia Mancini vs AJ Lee. Serena vs AJ Lee vs Naomi Knight. Fuck, between Paige, Raquel Diaz and Sofia Cortes, late FCW had some divas' gems too.

Sidenote: I miss Serena and Cortes. Bitches could work a match and a character.

I meant in the WWE, any other organisation outside of that is irrelevant to me, including FCW.

Irrelevant. Divas not being able to work on the same level as the men does not mean their only role should be as wank fodder.

Who said every match has to be a bra and panties one? Just re-introduce the concept and use it as regularly as they once did.

Because 1) It wouldn't get people watching.
2) Softcore porn is not PG and not being PG is bad for business
3) You're digging yourself ever deeper into the hole.

1.) 100% willing to bet it WILL get people watching. This thread alone indicates this.
2.) It is not softcore porn, shit, Embarrassing Bodies shows a lot more than WWE ever could.
3.) You're being naive to the point where you think girls in revealing clothing is degrading. Have you been outside lately?

You know what would up the interest in both divisions? Fucking treating them with respect. Two women doing little more than swapping the belt once a month or so does not an interesting programme make. Give them time in the ring and shit to work with between matches (read: actual angles) and the division would be a lot better off than catering to the attitude era bullshit that traded the longterm health of WWE for a short term 'boom' because wrestling was cool for three years.

Bra and Panties matches were around long after the Attitude Era died.. just sayin'.

Nor does jobbing out your champions, for that matter (see also: Ziggler, Dolph)

You're getting severely off topic now. Please not another Ziggler-dick sucking thread.

I don't know about that. I think you're a tit and I don't rate you at all.

Personally, I'd rather be a tit than a dick.