[OFFICIAL] Tig Ol' Bitty Committee

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Keeley Hazell has some seriously epic boobs. Better than a Klondike Bar.
 
Speaking of epic boobs. It's not exactly a manly flick, but Scarlett Johansson in He's Just Not That Into You is just plain great. The Lariat's lady in waiting was highly upset when I commented on how fucking epic her tits were. She's flat chested. And soon to be dumped. Texting my ass at work when I told her not to. When will they learn?

Anyway...

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Speaking of epic boobs. It's not exactly a manly flick, but Scarlett Johansson in He's Just Not That Into You is just plain great. The Lariat's lady in waiting was highly upset when I commented on how fucking epic her tits were. She's flat chested. And soon to be dumped. Texting my ass at work when I told her not to. When will they learn?

Anyway...

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ugh. so, so, SO unacceptable. and you fucking TELL THEM NOT TO and they do it anyway!!! FUCK!!
 
ugh. so, so, SO unacceptable. and you fucking TELL THEM NOT TO and they do it anyway!!! FUCK!!

I'm giving her three strikes. She's on two. The first was calling Scarlett 'fat' during the movie. The second was texting me at work, therefore disobeying me. I see strike three coming real soon. I'm a real bastard. I told her if she called me AT ALL tomorrow, then we're done. Told her I'd be at work all day and would call her when I got off of work. I'll update the situation in the NorCal thread tomorrow night.
 
she will be calling. its a girl. she cant help herself.

I know. It's a trap. :D

Seriously. I have a problem. Is it so wrong to intentionally get a girl to mess up so I can dump her, only to go out with a girl from work who is into me and wants to go out Friday night? Probably. But mosquito bites don't cut it. They don't even move during. :(
 
I know. It's a trap. :D

Seriously. I have a problem. Is it so wrong to intentionally get a girl to mess up so I can dump her, only to go out with a girl from work who is into me and wants to go out Friday night? Probably. But mosquito bites don't cut it. They don't even move during. :(

oooohhhhhh noooooo. I wouldnt even have gotten that far if that was the case :lmao:
 

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