[OFFICIAL] Speculate About the Next Spam Zone Mod While Speaking Like A Pirate Thread

[It's...Baylariat!]

Shyla wants me, not you...

She's a porn star. If you have 1,000 dollars, she might have a homeless person.

 

[Kanye South]

I knew I should have stuck with Diana.

*walks off with blow-up sex doll*

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Is Shyla Stylez a gonzo star? If so, then you can buy an hour with her for about $2000. Contract, feature stars usually charge two to three times that amount.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Is Shyla Stylez a gonzo star? If so, then you can buy an hour with her for about $2000. Contract, feature stars usually charge two to three times that amount.

8000 dollars. That's her going rate. I inquired about it. But I sent in a pic and they lowered it to 800, because I was 'cute'.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

8000 dollars. That's her going rate. I inquired about it. But I sent in a pic and they lowered it to 800, because I was 'cute'.

Don't go through an agency, man. They markup like a bitch.

 

[The Dewbliners]

8000 dollars. That's her going rate. I inquired about it. But I sent in a pic and they lowered it to 800, because I was 'cute'.

Proof or GTFO. That is to say, proof of the conversation....

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Proof or GTFO. That is to say, proof of the conversation....

I didn't record the phone call, but there's a way to Google her talent agency, and call and ask for a rate on Shyla Stylez. And Phoenix Marie (1,500 just vaginal, 3,000 for anal/bondage), and Bree Olson (4,000 flat rate, anal and all.). But you have to be filmed on camera. Period.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Isn't Nikki Benz under the same management group? I've always had a soft (hard) spot for her.....

 

[Kanye South]

Damn. It would be good to fuck Shyla and all (with a condom, of course), but I could never live with being on camera. Some guy in Japan could be whacking off to your haircut for all you know.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Damn. It would be good to fuck Shyla and all (with a condom, of course), but I could never live with being on camera. Some guy in Japan could be whacking off to your haircut for all you know.

I wouldn't care who wacked it to me on camera, I'd let that ass bounce off my pelvis all she wanted to, and without a condom. I'm adventurous like that.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Isn't Nikki Benz under the same management group? I've always had a soft (hard) spot for her.....

Could be.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Damn. It would be good to fuck Shyla and all (with a condom, of course), but I could never live with being on camera. Some guy in Japan could be whacking off to your haircut for all you know.

If you know the right people, you won't have to go on camera. This must be some new thing that I'm not aware of. When I interned/worked for Anabolic, I'd see some women fuck for a meal and a nice house to sleep in for the night.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

If you know the right people, you won't have to go on camera. This must be some new thing that I'm not aware of. When I interned/worked for Anabolic, I'd see some women fuck for a meal and a nice house to sleep in for the night.

That's what Bangbus is for.

 

[Mr. TM]

I am in the running for a Brass Ring, but I have no idea what a Brass Ring is.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Look at Scarlett's boobs. They're real and stuff.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Sasha was too fierce! Mod-ship fades, beauty is foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[D-Man]

I wouldn't care who wacked it to me on camera, I'd let that ass bounce off my pelvis all she wanted to, and without a condom. I'm adventurous like that.

Yep. This comment right here. This is why I love Lariat. And I love lamp.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Yep. This comment right here. This is why I love Lariat.

And I love lamp.

Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?