(OFFICIAL) Spank thread

[Mighty NorCal]

gawwlee dayum jake. you sir, have fine taste.

 

[Slim Pickns]

I could do without the blue veins though.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

eh. big ol titties. kinda comes with the territory.

 

[Slim Pickns]

A tan will cover it up.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Her tits used to be bigger. She used to work at one of the local strip clubs. I damn myself for refusing to ever have lapdances. Nice girl though. Friendly like.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Her tits used to be bigger. She used to work at one of the local strip clubs. I damn myself for refusing to ever have lapdances. Nice girl though. Friendly like.

Lap dances are horrible, horrible inventions. Unless they're homemade ones.. you can't touch the strippers (or so the signs say) but if you're getting a homemade one, they usually turn into something more than a lap dance after about 2 minutes.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've never seen the point myself. Somebody dances for you. You can't touch. Give a little lick or nuttin. Then you have to wait in the bar until the erection goes down. Waste-o-money.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I've never seen the point myself. Somebody dances for you. You can't touch. Give a little lick or nuttin. Then you have to wait in the bar until the erection goes down. Waste-o-money.

I always thought Lap Dances were like on the movie Showgirls. *rub, rub, rub, blow, done*

 

[Bernkastel]

yeah lap dances in general are pointless

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not for the stripper. One lad dance = 2 songs = £20+.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Someone care to explain why this type of stuff gets most guys off? While I see the sexual nature of the picture.. I've still never cared for the idea of a 3-some with two girls. I only have one penis.. it can't do both at the same time. Or can it??

http://www.hotbloggirls.com/images/Hot_Girls_****y_Outfit.jpg

 

[Mighty NorCal]

the second one looks like she has weird boobies

 

[TheOneBigWill]

the second one looks like she has weird boobies

One looks biggger than the other because of how shes standing. Plus, the camera has added what looks to make her boobies look like they have stretch marks.

I'll attempt tracking her down for further in-depth research. You know, so I can be a valued reporter and all to the forum.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

No not that. they just look like they sit weird in general.

and yea agreed, ive never understood the threesome thing

 

[Bernkastel]

Someone care to explain why this type of stuff gets most guys off? While I see the sexual nature of the picture.. I've still never cared for the idea of a 3-some with two girls.

I don't know, but whatever it is, I like it

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I don't know, but whatever it is, I like it

It looks to be a lesbian couple who're about to have a baby. Lesbians can't get each other pregnant. Something ain't right here.

I'm sure a dick was involved at some point. Even if it was a baster form.

 

[Bernkastel]

I admit.... I helped

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ech has crossed into a new level of creepyness LOL

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Ech has crossed into a new level of creepyness LOL

I'd be more than willing to help my Lesbian friends in the same way. I wouldn't use the baster.. but in the end, they'd still get what they wanted. lol

 

[Bernkastel]

Ech has crossed into a new level of creepyness LOL

even worse than Total Impact *********ing to the 2 girls 1 cup video?

 

[Murfish]

She was hot as hell in those movies

 

[Bernkastel]

look, its Darth Preggo LOL

 

[Bernkastel]

 

[TheOneBigWill]

She could feed a third world country with those things.

 

[Father:_Polley]

hottest pregnant girl he's posted in my view