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(OFFICIAL) Spank thread

Echelon said:
And thats a bad thing how?
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What is it with big boobs?! Are you telling me you can bypass the man-ish face, as long as she has a stacked chest. So by that, it could be equal to you falling in love with a fat guy with rolls?!

I'll never understand the passion, or lust, men have for big breasts.. beautiful legs, a great butt.. sure.. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING EYES, unbelievably.. but breasts are.. I don't know, they're "there." You can't do anything with them. I have two of my own, they serve no purpose. lol
 
Echelon said:
Jillians not that bad looking, I've seen much worse than her
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I agree that there are far worse in the line of ugly female's in this world, but that doesn't mean I'll agree that it justifies Jillian being acceptable. Her face is simply not pretty to look at. Its like a bad car accident, you stare because you can't look away, but it makes you wanna throw up at times.
 
TheOneBigWill said:
I agree that there are far worse in the line of ugly female's in this world, but that doesn't mean I'll agree that it justifies Jillian being acceptable. Her face is simply not pretty to look at. Its like a bad car accident, you stare because you can't look away, but it makes you wanna throw up at times.
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O really? I've seen some girls that would make Jillian look like Jessica Alba
 
Echelon said:
O really? I've seen some girls that would make Jillian look like Jessica Alba
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And I could agree with that, on the understanding that every girl can look like a million bucks, next to a nickel & dimer.. but it doesn't change my opinion in saying Jillian simply isn't hot to me.

Its like saying.. okay, well I can last 20 minutes in bed.. but next to a guy that lasts 5-10 minutes, I'm Gawd-like in bed. pfft.. doesn't mean I'm amazing, just means I'm better than someone else. Jillian is certainly better than selective others.. but its not meaning I'd lower my standard to wanna sleep with her.

I'm all about "face," "butt," "legs." And her face would be a dead ringer for me to say no, right off the bat.

Let me put it in other terms.. if she was a contestant on the MTV show "Next" It'd send her butt packing before she got both feet off the bus. I'd rather take my chances with the next unknown, than settling for her. Fat can go skinny, but you can't thin ugly.
 
well since boobs are overrated

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This
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And This
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Compared to this..
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Yes, Jillian is A LOT better.

But..

compared to this...

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NOT A CHANCE.. IN HELL, is Jillian better.
 
TheOneBigWill said:
The hell?! Man, this seriously (I swear on my own life) looks so close to being my Mother-in-law.. this is not funny.. ahh, thats not cool at all. lol
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Well then how young is your mother in law? The documented youngest age for a woman to have given birth is age 5. So if your wife is say 25ish then her mother could be 10 years older than her and it could work, as the woman in the pic that I posted is in her early 30's.
 
Echelon said:
Well then how young is your mother in law? The documented youngest age for a woman to have given birth is age 5. So if your wife is say 25ish then her mother could be 10 years older than her and it could work, as the woman in the pic that I posted is in her early 30's.
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My Mother-in-Law is actually, (to my knowledge & belief) in her early 40's, or very late 30's. My Wife is 23 yrs. old.

And I did NOT know the on-record youngest age to give birth is 5 yrs. old. Thats extremely screwed up.

Death Is A Right said:
Best Jillian Hall pic ever!
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Isn't it though? I love how her hair covers most of her face. lol (Sorry, Echelon, but its just not a pretty site. If her hair could naturally stay over her face, she'd be a great thing to look at)

MadMetal said:
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Metal, man.. the thread said post pictures of the OPPOSITE sex.. you're a guy.. so's that thing in your picture.
 
TheOneBigWill said:
" You can't do anything with them. I have two of my own, they serve no purpose. lol
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You can get milk from them. Makes me sick though.

You can fondle them.

You can put your face between them and blow a big raspberry.

You can slide your willy through them. Like a big penis cavern.

You can watch them jiggle up and down.

I could, in theory, go all day.

Boobs rock.
 
Jake Shocker said:
You can get milk from them. Makes me sick though.

You can fondle them.

You can put your face between them and blow a big raspberry.

You can slide your willy through them. Like a big penis cavern.

You can watch them jiggle up and down.

I could, in theory, go all day.

Boobs rock.
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I agree, and blowing a raspberry into boobs is called a motorboat. Got it from a movie not sure if you hear of that phrase before.
 
Jake Shocker said:
You can get milk from them. Makes me sick though.

You can fondle them.

You can put your face between them and blow a big raspberry.

You can slide your willy through them. Like a big penis cavern.

You can watch them jiggle up and down.

I could, in theory, go all day.

Boobs rock.
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I'll agree with the raspberry/motorboat thing, thats definately worth doing. But the penis cavern thing is a no go for female's who don't want a shot in the face.

Watching them jiggle up & down is iffy at best, I mean, the women with really big boobs.. I swear they'd give themselves black eyes if they tried hard enough. And sometimes its almost bad to watch, just because at times they could go in different directions & thats not cool, its kinda sick.

My Wife didn't even breast feed our own Daughter.. & I was never a big milk drinker. I wonder if its different milk for different races? (not meant in an offensive way)

And I can fondle myself for more excitment though. I think the funnest thing I've done, is try to hang keys on the erected nipples.. someone once made the comment of a girl having "keychain nipples" & it got me thinking.. so I tried it. I got up to 2 sets of keys, on each one once.. if you haven't tried it, its a must..
 
Eternal Dragon said:
Well this thread has taken a strange turn...anyways- my latest crush, Drew McIntyre:

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*thud*

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Dragon
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Is the *thud* an indication that your jaw just dropped, because you realized you're crushing on a guy in a dress? Because my *thud* would be my jaw dropping, if it was an indication that you'd secretly crush on "anyone" (meaning female) in a dress.. ;)
 
TheOneBigWill said:
Is the *thud* an indication that your jaw just dropped, because you realized you're crushing on a guy in a dress? Because my *thud* would be my jaw dropping, if it was an indication that you'd secretly crush on "anyone" (meaning female) in a dress.. ;)
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Well technically it's a kilt right? And I don't really mind. Drew can totally pull it off. He looks like he should be on the cover of a romance novel. :laugh:

And, I totally have a crush on Charisma Carpenter. Who doesn't? The girl is too perfect for her own good! :lmao:

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Eternal Dragon said:
Well technically it's a kilt right? And I don't really mind. Drew can totally pull it off. He looks like he should be on the cover of a romance novel. :laugh:

And, I totally have a crush on Charisma Carpenter. Who doesn't? The girl is too perfect for her own good! :lmao:

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Yeah I bet you'd like him to pull it off, LOL:laugh:
 
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