(OFFICIAL) Spank thread

[Little Jerry Lawler]

*My future husband*

*And my future wife if I didn't like penis*

He's Mississippi born and bred just like yours truly.

 

[OIL]

After I saw her live, UGHHH <3

 

[NSL]

 

[X]

I was so in love with her when I was a kid. My So Called Life and the Romeo + Juliet movie had me crushing on her big time. The only other childhood crush that compared were my crushes on Danica McKellar and Sable.

 

[NSL]

 

[NSL]

You want proof I have no life?

This girl lives 15-20 minutes from me, and I have never seen her. I need to get out more.

 

[Bernkastel]

Can I get her number?

 

[NSL]

Can I get her number?

I wish I had it

I was looking around on that modeling website, and saw that she lives in a town that's literally right next to my job. If I had a life, I'm sure I'd have seen her at least once.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

*dead*

 

[NSL]

 

[X]

I'd let her have some of my sperm. Not much, mind you. Just a reach around.

 

[NSL]

I'd let her have some of my sperm. Not much, mind you. Just a reach around.

She's a professional wrestler. I'm sure if she wanted your sperm, she'd take it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

She's a professional wrestler. I'm sure if she wanted your sperm, she'd take it.

yea, well whatever. it doesnt ALWAYS work out like that

 

[NSL]

yea, well whatever. it doesnt ALWAYS work out like that

You're bigger than your average female wrestler. And, I'm sure the good ones know a move or two to put almost any of us down.

I'd willingly give it to that one though.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

thats true. One could say I succesfully defended my title against one in the hallowed halls of MSG

 

[NSL]

 

[NSL]

This was too good to not post...

 

[The Dewbliners]

She may be a straight edge vegan, but I still would.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Morgan, from Kittie.

 

[NSL]

One of the rare clothed pics where she isn't a butterface...

 

[NSL]

If Ech hasn't shared this picture yet, he should be bant

 

[NSL]

 

[NSL]

 

[The Dewbliners]

A better Pic of Bif.

 

[NSL]